The.village.idiom

630pm is the best time of day hands down

philosophizing H2O is like deep water

that parade of rabbits falling backwards is more of a receeding hare line

I had to quit my job as a treadmill tester.. I just felt i wasnt getting anywhere

I used to play in the dirt with grandpa... then my mom hid his urn

Curiosity killed the cat. I drive a Ford Curiosity

What do you call a discount on mustard... a poupon coupon

I have invested in tennis balls... they have a high rate of return

My doctor told me to cut back on sodium... but I take what she says with a grain of salt

I LOVE GOLD.. Au do you.

Gosh. I told you that I couldnt quite finish Devon.

cats have 9 lives because if they had 8 they would be an octopuss

high on the hog is great living... low on the hog is udder disaster

I prefer apple juice to orange juice. OJ kills.

I may have explosive diarrhea.. its a gut feeling

if my spouse sleeps on the wrong side but passes over me to get up on the right side... its a good day

we dont make Halloween ghosts out of sheets anymore because we dont want kids looking like grand wizards

if I use my nest egg for a rental property am I a landlord and saver

its always darkest before things go pitch black

that poor guy who was jailed for stealing hay could not make bale