The.village.idiom

if a tree dryad falls in the forrest does it make a magical sound

After spilling metal pushpins on the floor I started dancing... I got down to brass tacks

I love gooooooollllllld. Isnt zat veerd

dont count your chickens before thet hatch unless you are just counting eggs

we are on the same page except one of us is illiterate

blood is thicker than water... syrup is thicker than blood... pancakes are more important than family

lady cramps are the WORST... period. I think they are ovary acting

ironically a broken record makes no sounds

combustion engine needs gas... fuel cell needs water... getting it wrong gets you nowhere

full grosse getting a full nelson from someone in full monty

is over if the fat lady is singing its not over

having your bell rung is pain... having someone ring your bell is pleasure

if Casper the friendly ghost drinks tequila... is that good spirits or bad spirits

to break the ice I told them I lived in the coldest South American country... Chile

did you know the Slim Shady song is backmasked to say its Eminem...

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The game CLUE OLYMPIC EDITION.. it was Tonya Harding.. with the pipe.. in the arena

you can tongue in cheek your words but do not tongue in cheek someone else... trust me

people in the backseat always be like... why am I blindfolded... why are you taking me into the woods

Actions speak louder than words he whispered while immobile