The.village.idiom

I was reading book on anti gravity. I had a hard time putting it down.

That zombie telemarketer is a dead ringer.

What do you call a cat that can not speak... mewt

What do Greek Gods do when screws get loose... they Titan them.

My wife asked who cut the cake she was saving... but we told her maybe the cake was depressed and cut itself

My boss said she would fire whomever has the worst posture.. I have a hunch it is me.

My friend got a cast on his broken arm... and I wrote YOU ARE UGLY on it. Talk about adding insult to injury.

How do you make a great vegan omelette... you need to start with fresh vegan

One of my molars just said I am handsome. I love having a sweet tooth

you could get those grave clothes on me over my dead body

the musical fruit played on the quarter inch trumpet

JurassicMark in bike shorts is two peas and a pod

Rain or shine... I go to my job at the umbrella store

convert a penny to a dollar but cutting it into four quarters

you can get over an ex boyfriend by pressing the accelerator a little harder

where do dead cats go... purrrgatory

you can make amphetamines from cat saliva... just ask me ow..

my aunt said slow and steady wins the race... regrettably she died in a fire

welcizzle to the vizzle izzle... snoop dizzle

I had a dream about a dancing chicken... it was poultry in motion