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Hearing impaired protesters..WHAT DO WE WANT.. Hearing Aids.. WHEN DO WE WANT IT.. Hearing Aids.

My Dad always said to fight fire with fire... An amazing father. Terrible firefighter

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino... elephino

Whether it is the same or different kettle of fish... why are there fish in a kettle

I think I am allergic to cats. Either that or I undercooked it.

I am worried that when people carve on trees to display love.. why are they bringing a knife on a date

SCENE. man laying in the back seat of a Jeep. ACTION. Hi. I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jackass

I can guess what is inside wrapped items.. you can say it is a gift.

You can follow Will Smith in a storm by looking for fresh prints.

I have not decided if I am a plans up in the air person or not.

Vintage cleaner for an english wrench... spic and spanner.

Dear Satan... for Christmas I want a cure for my dyslexia.

Good morning starshine. The earth says hello.

I am so sorry... pardon my Canadian

I am not sure if Humpty Dumpty is good nursery rhyme. I am on the fence about it.

That makes me want to jump off a 300 foot ocean cliff... sounds like a bluff.

Have you experienced those fish that eat dead skin... way cheaper way to deal with grandpas body

My friend told me he had hearing lost and I asked if he was sure. He says he is deaf in it.

A little known fouth wise man brought Jesus protein powder.. it was whey in a manger

In there like swimwear