The.village.idiom

Setting up two freezers in a fertility clinic seems like an ovary action

How long ago was it that they had pear salesmen... Da Pears

the problem with April showers bringing May flowers is that Mayflowers brought blankets filled with smallpox

Did you know that the Morton Salt Company is connected to the Space Shuttle Challenger ordeal in 1986

Who wants in on this round of sparrow wings... its on me boys

What do you call an Irish inmate with a skin disease.. a lepercon

I am sorry Mr.Lincoln.. You will need to bite the bullet on this issue

How often does the cookie monster wear pants.. Once in a blue moon

Any time that an airline offers staff on board who give last rites then you should switch airlines

If your are covered in boils then you do not need King Arthur instead you need Lancelot

We are berry happy to present to you the straw that broke Mark Hamills back.

well this one got a little dark. it turns out that independant research on this idiom leads to mysterious topics like death and more death.

its the challenging thing when you're out vampiring. You go to feed on someone and their skin gets stuck in your teeth.grosse

laughter is the best medicine, unless of course you're diabetic, then insulin would definitely be a better choice

Sliced bread seems like a pinnacle achievement. Perhaps a cell phone? No... I'll take sliced bread.