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Of all Lucky Charms marshmellows...Ed Sheran loves the horseshoes and rainbows. He is in love with the shape of U

RIDDLINK... the coldest continent is crap... Antarcticaca

As long as you are blind I look pretty good in the buff

Head in the clouds... head in the sand... solid head on her shoulders... connected

I was skeptical of chiropractors till I went... now I stand corrected

Michael Jackson living in his ivory tower and his ebony tower...

police are investigating the assualt of Chris Rock but are unable to find fresh prints.

when an eel wants to bite.. stick its teeth in your thigh... thats a moray.

prequel to the trajedy... six was afraid of seven because seven was at sixes and sevens with nine

I called in to get tickets to an Elvis impersonator. The answering machine said to press 1 for the money 2 for the show.

v1 Whoever has the gold makes the rules. v2 Do to others before they do to you. v3 Do unto others AS you would have them do to you.

That lung cancer diagnosis was close but no cigar.

The snake I bought only eats burgers hotdogs and sloppy joes. My anaconda dont want none unless its got buns hun.

COP..do you mind identifying the body. I have to warn you the body was hacked up. ME.. yes that is my brother Reese. COP..are you sure. ME..those are Reeses Pieces

Better late than never works with any situation. Though not as much with funerals.

Hey you beautiful SUBSCRIBER. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast. Hope your day is amazing.

At the courthouse I saw a four foot tall felon walk down the stairs... it was a little con descending

After I broke my first wind I had to replace it with a second wind

Its not so much that I have fallen off the wagon as opposed to that the wagon is not capable of holding me any more

Excuse me I am all out. Can you spare a square