The.village.idiom

I just read the biography of JFK... MIND BLOWING... lets call it a day

How do you like them bad apples?

I ate a clock one time... it was very time consuming

If doubting Thomas watched Jesus explain his resurrection through a window would he be a peeping doubting Thomas

I saw a hawk wearing a beenie sipping a latte. Turned out it was a millennial falcon

beer nuts cost two dollars fifty cents but deer nuts are under a buck.

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We were gonna play Dungeons and Dragons all day but... no dice

Picking a bud with my bud drinking Bud smoking bud watching Air Bud

Have you ever seen a pangolin riding horses and a wranglen... down by the bay

I was told to be more in touch with my feminine side so I brought up something I did four years ago and got angry about it

if your cannon is loose... just eat some cheese

if all your friends jump off a bridge would you drive to the bottom and check their wallets

I felt upset when my doctor said I was getting fat. To encourage me he said to keep my chins up.

sorry we do not serve horse meat but could I interest you in a filly cheesesteak

all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... redrum

when you respawn in a video game you want it right away. 2000 years ago you had to wait 3 days for a respawn

if you are cooler than I am... does that make me hotter than you are... food for thought

what do you call the child of a tyrannical potato... a dictator tot

If you play the movie JAWS backwards.. its a delightful tale about a great white shark giving arms and legs to disabled people