The.village.idiom

If a duck speaks is that fowl language

Another name for a happy cowboy is a jolly rancher

Darth Vader is American because he favours the Imperial System

The swordfish has few natural predators, except the penfish which is mightier

Some birds eat other birds so I guess you could say Dahmer eats like a bird

What is with these drug dealers putting their business in other peoples noses

Why put the leap day in winter when white months can not leap

Portcullis!. drawbridge!. moat!... excuse my outbursts. I have turrets.

They call an Irish baker a ginger bread man

A doctor specializing in Adams apples is a guyneckologist

You can have a beer belly. You can be a belly dancer. You can not be a beer belly dancer.

My Italian roommate wastes his money buying pasta. He says it was worth every penne

Juan is very controlling and manipulative and no Juan is going to tell me what to do

Turns out Canadas not real... its all maple leaf

My eye doctor is an Eskimo... I guess I am seeing an optical Aleutian

Difference between a musician and mutual fund is that one will mature and make money

I enjoy painting wildlife... but the rabbits leave hair on my rollers.

Taekwondo has backkicks whereas politics has kickbacks

Is is crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is

Though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach