The.village.idiom

I have interrogating my dog for hours and he still will not tell me who is a good boy

The inventor of wind chill died this week at 86 but it felt like 67

Sharks circle humans before eating them to make them not taste like crap

The horse medalert bracet. I have fallen and can not giddyup

If you do not pay back that loan for an exorcism you will get repossessed

I write poetry about scammers. I call it prose and cons.

That Icelandic dog has a bjork worse than its bjite.

That is not authentic Vietnamese soup. It is faux pho.

Instead of last will and testament.. It should be called a dead giveaway

Aquatic happenings below the viaduct with Simon and Garfunkle

What is up a blind alley and has holes in it... Batmans parents

The big booty receptionist with the lisp was not at work today. She must have called in thicc

Claustrophobic... to be scared of Santa

The bowling alley killer is still at large. Police warn he may strike again.

Guns are beautiful but tasers are stunning.

a friend of mine does voodoo acupuncture. you do not even have to go.

One minute you are young and fun... The next minute you are turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.

Large bodies of water have rogue waves, rogue holes and crooked waves. Sounds like scoliocean.

A rolling stone grows no moss so leave no stone unturned unless of course you want moss.

Having a massive head is a hard secret to keep under your hat