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That is like Wonderbread calling the ghost white

Research shows people with the happiest lives have twice as many deep conversations. So interesting. How do you think Superman can choose to fly faster

I cooked dinner from scratch. My kids were crying and sad. Scratch was a stupid name for a guinea pig anyways.

Ho Ho Ho... Come sit on Krampus lap and I will stuff you in this sack

Knock Knock... who is there... dozen...dozen who... dozen a baker have 13 buns

You might not be able to have your cake and eat it too but you can halve your cake and eat it in two

If Dr. Suess was to describe cutting the cheese he would say Horton Hears a Poo

did you know that tapping the sap from a maple is called a treechiotomy

if I were to describe you as a spice I would say you are a good thyme

if an American gives the whole 9 yards then a Canadian gives the whole 8.296m

they used olive oil on the body in the original Olympic Games. Just a fact of ancient grease

I was fired from being a paleontologist. Thats one skeleton I didn't want out of the closet

Perhaps if the drawing board was a fun place with chocolate and coffee and friends... you wouldnt mind going back to it

Youd hate to do it, but If your employee needs to be let go... give him the slip

pigs have the same sausage shape as a honey bee and they can fly

If a meteorologist is delayed in examining the rain fall in area... is that a rain check rain check.

Jesus plus the 12 disciples are why there are 13 ingredients in plum pudding. Its a bakers dozen. Its also why he was able to multiply the loaves.

you can walk skip run frolick but never jump on the bandwagon

heard it through the glock 9... poor Marvin Gaye