The.village.idiom

do contemplative dogs pause or paws

do you know how to make a kitchen sink... drop it in the ocean

the McDonalds manager said his sick employees were dropping like fries

riding shotgun and a shotgun wedding are two rides that are not recommended

if I want to tightly tie people together it may be easiest to just put them in my pocket like headphones...

Australia would have been a great penal colony. Lounging around... BBQing kangaroo meat... surfing...

a Slaters gonna slate

I dont want to beat a dead horse but how long does it take to tenderize chevaline

Don't judge a book by its cover... unless it's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

A great alternative ending to Titanic would be if it was saved by the flex tape guy

I used to be addicted to luncheon meats... but I quit cold turkey

The cannibal run...Bert Reynolds and Dom Deluise eat their way across America

That full figured girl stole my heart. Shes as thicc as a thief

On the whole... its difficult having only a Cloaca

A picture is worth one thousand words, she read... in braille... unconvinced

I tried to get my bored kid to set up a roadside orange juice stand but he couldnt concentrate

did you hear about the hangmans apprentice who died learning the ropes

when Marcel Marceau died the mime community had a moment of talking

what do you call a bag made out of a cat...a puuurrrse

remember... if you feed too many turnips to your King cobra it can develop a thyroid condition