The.village.idiom

me parrots named Chip. Arrr. He be a Chip on me shoulder.

Cinderella was terrible at soccer..always running from the ball

fortunately spiderman got bit by an outgoing radioactive spider instead of a recluse spider.

you would lose your head if it was not screwed on.

POLAROID. Keeping more memories than you can shake a pic at.

bad samaritans hoarded toilet paper during covid. German samaritans hoard sausage in wurst case scenarios

kick the can... spin the bottle... kick the bucket... container games get worse as you get older

I wonder if the guy who named umbrellas actually just wanted to call them brellas... but hesitated.

spilling two turds in one throne... not as classy.

some countries have not had coronavirus but others got it right off the bat.

its like walking through a gaggle of vapers... thats cloud nine.

what amount of time do you need to steep Chinese black dragon tea... oolong time.

Happy St.Patricks Day... its like throwing a sausage down odonelly street... whatever that means.

This could be the most important idiom we have done but I do not want to make a big deal out of it.

I try to cut the apron strings but she keeps sewing them back on

If you have a fly on the seat of your pants... you may have your pants on backwards

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino..... Elephino

My wife is in the medical field and for Valentines Day I got her a bag of blood as it is truly from my heart

The early bird gets the worm.. but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese

I wonder if when Anakin Skywalker fed Luke as a child if he force fed him