The.village.idiom

I wouldnt be caught dead being a mortician

If at first you do not succeed then try try again... or consider quitting.

I was born on a pirate ship... said the sun of a gun

a red herring is not a lie unless you believe its a lie

a penny for our thoughts sounds like a fair deal

like a velociraptor on a velocipede at high velocity

the Via Dolorosa is the most well known of crosswalks

that cold shoulder goes with your cast iron heart

that time I got caught streaking in Tokyo... was a flash in Japan

in Canada the average age of 86ing is 82

if there is less cake than frosting is it still a cake

A rope can not learn to give itself slack because they can not be taut.

only dress as a flour sack for Halloween if you are a gluten for punishment

soft service ice cream is just hard ice cream that quit

Good luck convincing an actor to change this idiom

I call this kid Houdini... he is an escape goat

a lack of insurance keeps the doctor away

does your horse floss...neh

if you feed a horse enough pizza... you can make it drink

the apple doesnt fall far.. except when the tree is planted by a cliff