Take This Lightly

Show number 50 has us feeling mighty fine. Brett’s got a birthday coming up. How should we celebrate? Strip clubs and Applebee’s desserts? Sure, sure. Smoked meats and dive bars? Yes, please. Find out how we fare on episode 51. Fallout 76 has polarized us. Machines are listening, so watch what you say. Fifty shows […]

November is here, which brings Christmas early in the form of marijuana law reform. So we load a fat bowl of midterm election discussion today. Trolls be damned. Jeff takes Harley Quinn to Air Capital Comic Con. Brett ponders the inconvenience of his elderly dog. And Freddie Mercury is a golden god. All that and […]

Like a wild beast out of the woods, TTL appears. But it’s not a wild beast. It’s hoomans. Please don’t hurt them. ’Tis the season of metal and horror so here’s a pillow sack of both with which to pummel you. Brett wants to build a scary reputation in his neighborhood. Jeff wants better communication. […]

Come take a look in this bag. It’s a tasty mix. We’re talking camping. We’re talking movies. We’re talking video games and cursing. The conversation is burning like a warm fire. Have a listen and warm yourself awhile. Brett definitely doesn’t drink pee. // Jim James / Uniform Distortion / Yes to Everything / Over […]

We’re back! Just about to catch up on all the stuff we’ve been neglecting. Of course, that’s when the dryer stops working and we’ve got to go to the laundromat. Plus, bluegrass festivals can be a lot of fun. And we talk SpaceX, Google Maps, Call of Duty, and more. Don’t miss! // Billy Strings […]

Brett’s smoking fresh meat for the family. He’ll have none of that roasted chicken you’ve kept in your hot car all day. He gets weird about that. After dinner, we like to settle in with a good movie. Do you want twisted gorefest or exploding explosions? What does your inner child want? Plus, we check […]

With ever-growing families, Brett and Jeff become uncles of new broods. That deserves a kiss on the mouth. What do we have to be embarrassed about? Don’t answer that. Plus, Jeff gets manic at the AMC. And if you don’t like cilantro, you won’t like my salsa kisses. Smooches! Music // Jagwar Ma / Howlin […]

It’s Sunnerday afternoon and time for TTL day drinking! Brett has his eyes on the car of the future. Jeff and his family geek out on music and movies. Plus, a real sinker of a float trip. All this magic and more awaits you this fortnight. Enjoy! Music // Sebastien Tellier / Album: Politics / […]

It’s all coming to an end. That new vacation smell has dissipated into cat droppings and stale smoke. We’re back to the grind and we don’t want to be. While Jeff has booze and Brett has toys, they also have each other. And that’s a lot. Music // Nine Inch Nails / Bad Witch / […]

The lawn is mowed. The show is up. Vacation begins at 4am. And Jeff still needs to pack everything. In other words, it’s a last-minute scramblefest. Luckily, we find some time to talk about male sex toys, E3, and our dreams for public transport of the future. Have a solid one! Music // Tom Petty […]

We’re not done yet! Brett and Jeff return to discuss where the hell they’ve been. Other topics include horror movies, video games, basketball, and go-to porn searches. Oh, what a glorious feeling. TTL LIVES! Music: // Anderson .Paak / Intro: Bubblin’ (single) / Outro: ‘Til It’s Over (single)

Between recording and posting of the show, a rapture was supposed to happen. News flash: it didn’t. Jeff curses at the dinner table and rants about make-up. Brett wants to scare the crap out of his son as a reward for good behavior. We really thought Brett was going to heaven in a beam of […]

Another fortnight, another show. Brett and Jeff talk about Irma. Should you shoot at a hurricane? A Tinder date has one woman stuck in a window chasing after her own turds. And it’s a dog-eat-dog pool party in Brett’s neighborhood. Plus, Martin Shkreli is selling his Wu-Tang album on eBay. Don’t miss it! Artist: The […]

It’s Brett and it’s Jeff…and that’s it! We discuss the greatest eclipse a boy might ever know. Jesus photo bombs a fetus. And a sick pervert enjoys himself at The Emoji Movie. Plus, even if you could shag a Marilyn Monroe sex doll, she’s still just a lifeless heap of parts. TOTALITY! Artist: The Deviants; […]

Clap, clap! The boys are back! Brett and Jeff lower themselves back into a steaming hour of talk and laughs. We have an update on Brett’s Canadian TV appearance. What if you could turn a concert-goer’s piss into a tasty pilsner? Sometimes it’s not what a burglar steals, but what he leaves behind. This show […]

We replace Brett with two fine ladies. Significant others Erika and Janet join Jeffer and Steve in studio this fortnight. We discuss drinking to relieve your pain, a Tinder profile for a big ol’ beast, IUDs, and a worming rodent. Could you–would you–let TTL hold you tight?

Show 34.2 is recorded and posted. In light of last fortnight, that’s a win! We celebrate by talking about growing and legalizing a prized plant…A PLANT THAT GETS YOU HIGH! Speaking of things which should be legal, $100 for a fight on the street might be a crime. Think about the last thing you want […]

Brett flies solo in this short show. We discuss monkey poop, bat salad and video games. Apologies for the lost show – we will see you for Episode 34 a week from Monday.

This fortnight, the gang’s all here. Brett talks about solicitation in Sin City. A former guest returns to talk about falling on hard and soft times. We find a link between hostages and hot dogs. Steve wants to change our underwear. A bull has his way with a bullfighter. Spring break might not be fun […]

Brett and Jeff get together to discuss big purchases, the future of sex, and love making via telecommuting. What does it take for brotherly love to go too far? We get an update on how Brett continues to be a good neighbor. Jeff loves his daddy’s cakes. Music // Har Mar Superstar, Bye Bye 17 […]