Take This Lightly

Jeff is back from Texas.  Another man is getting an ArmDick.

What makes a man, a man?  Can you quantify whatever it is that makes him a man?  Can you measure a man’s butthole to see if he is gay?  When is it OK for a 9 year old to do some blow?  Is Steven Segal a hero for breaking a cock ring?  These questions and […]

Please join us for a lovely follow up to Valentine’s Day.  Jeff popped a cherry of his own.  We hope your special day was as exciting as ours.  Brown sugar demands it.

We gather once again to discuss the creatures of Earth.  From animals to man, we love each and every thing… we just wish they would love us back.

Mother Earth offers up a delicious bounty of meat from her bosom and we take a nice big bite.

Welcome to another glorious year of Take This Lightly!  We discuss our holidays, our resolutions, and Brett’s impending health crisis.

We gather around the fire and celebrate Christmas.  

We begin the show by celebrating a couple of birthdays.  The Chinese all know Kung-Fu.  The oldest person has died, and in other news, water is wet.  New York Cannibals are real and they look like cops.  Yoko Ono is designing some pretty awesome clothes, which leads to a discussion about the meaning of art.  We will […]

We hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving.  This week we discuss little celebrity look-alikes, croc riding Aussies, Black Friday and consumer culture and a recent trip to Disney World.

This month we are watching Thankskilling!  Grab some popcorn, sit back and watch this god awful movie with us. Here’s how it works:  You can find Thankskilling on the Netflix Instant Viewer.  At the beginning of the commentary we will tell you exactly where to pause it and exactly when to start it up so […]

We discuss the election, weed, equal rights, and everything that makes this country great.  Japan has a great new scent that is going to be all the rage.  We meet a new friend who comes in to discuss the recent ruling in California, sex and ways to spice up your love life.  Ukranian boys like […]

We dive into our Halloween Special with scary stories from all corners of the land of fright!  We suspect the world is about to experience the worst cover song of all time.  A woman defends her family across centuries.  Don’t bring your redneck relatives around kids dressed like animals.  We discuss Halloween statistics.  We let […]

Welcome to the first of many movie commentaries we will do. We are going to try and bring you one per month. This month, for Halloween, we are watching C.H.U.D. Here’s how it works: If you have Netflix, you can find C.H.U.D. on the instant viewer. At the beginning of the commentary we will give […]

We start the show with some listener mail. A Japanese main serves up his favorite dish. A Thai man walks the line of necrophilia. Sandusky’s biography has an unfortunate title. Our friends in the North East LOVES their sweatpants. We debate the grossness of a warmed up toilet and wonder if a walrus could provide […]

We begin our future by discussing our past.  Fat guys like pickles.  Ke$ha can sing.  Men who kill their wives have a tendency to boil them.  Patriot lung is a real problem. Brian has a low tolerance for two chicks at the same time.  We give a new meaning to red beer. Thank you for […]