Take This Lightly

Everyone is back and it feels too good. We ask everyone ‘Would you rather…?’ Witches encourage everyone to rise up and curse DJT. Brett has tales of pushing the boundaries of what it means to be a good neighbor. Steve brings a game for all of us to play.

Brett and Jeff return to discuss kid’s movies, big bowls and stupid dads. Is technology responsible for your stupidity? Can American women handle the pounding of the Mexican hammer, Roberto? If you died, would your family hate you? We explore this and more on this week’s Take This Lightly. Care you see pictures of Roberto? […]

Brett, Jeff and Phil return with more stories of Christmas, dismemberment, Juggalo Nation and killer salad dressing. Music // BadBadNotGood, III / Intro: Can’t Leave The Night / Outro: Kaleidoscope

It’s Barebone City in the new year here at Take This Lightly. Brett and Jeff return to have a few drinks and tell tales of wedding disasters, stories from our youth and sweet rock climbing Jeeps.

Phil summons his master debater skills to moderate a showdown between Louis Constant, Reginald Friendly and Wilbur D. The stakes are high. The air is thick with rage and sexual tension. This special episode of Take This Lightly is brought to you by Shart-Mart. We encourage you all to go to Shart-Mart for your off-brand […]

We return this week to discuss interplanetary domestic problems. Wilbur stops by for another Senior Tech Corner. Brett discusses the dark hole that is Dental YouTube. Penelope is back with a new business that has everyone talking. Beavers get real mad when they don’t get genuine wood. All this and more on Take This Lightly. […]

The election is over. We discuss. Wilbur offers advice for elderly people in a digital age. Steve has a game for us to play. //Music, Roy Orbison / Intro: / Outro:

We discuss our Halloween experiences. We hear tales of men driving naked on Halloween, a gathering of a bear family, a surgical laser that went awry and professional athletes that get naughty with ghosts. Disc Golf’s own Ben Wiggins stops by to share the fun. Brett updates us on his recent travels. Music // Can, […]

Jeff is celebrating. Brett is embarking on a deadly trip to the Arkansas wilderness. A very special guest stops by for a commercial. We have stories of dead penises, asshole Trump supporters and asshole clowns.

We start the show discussing our small involvement in a long quarrel between a witch and a bingo entrepreneur. We shut the door on one of Jeff’s stories from a few weeks ago. We make a call to the other side of the world to discuss a man and his dick. Leonard stops by to […]

Ben Wiggins, pro disc golfer, joins us to discuss his profession. We talk about private parts – pee pees and wee wees. Wilbur drops by to tell us about his new business.

All of us congregate to JeffHQ to celebrate episode 20. A fight has turned into a lover’s quarrel. A friend once lost has returned and is looking to answer your questions. Kids are idiots. Adults are idiots who have sex with sandwiches. Music // Goat, Commune // Intro: Goatslaves / Outro: Goatchild

We start our show by celebrating our great nation. We do things that white people do. We discuss majestic dog rulers, eat knives and balloon dicks. A guest joins us to defend his good name and ends up dragging another through the dirt. Wilbur ends up calling us back to air his grievances. Music // […]

We begin our journey with a story of peril and danger. One of sponsors is not happy and enlists her own help with the commercial. Big Greg has a rager for you to enjoy. We discuss love, lust, turtles, and headbutting your mom. Music // Pet Genius, Self-Titled EP / Intro: Baby Pink Lemonade / […]

We encourage you all to pay a visit to our sponsors this week. Whether you are looking for used lingerie or something that will open up new doors for your family, we have it all. This week we discuss Brett’s case of RDN, a man’s plan to make money through surprisingly illegal means, a way […]

We begin our digital journey with our first remote show. We introduce the new meat. Brett is shrinking. Fedoras are all class, enough with that swag bullshit. We discuss cool parents, naked twister, weed bricks and teen angst. We almost had to sell all of our equipment but we were saved by our sponsor this […]

Take This Lightly returns.  We discuss getting older, setting squirrels on fire, whale barf, obsessive fans and where we go from here.  We’re really glad to see you again.

Take This Lightly is returning on July 4th.  We encourage you all to share the good news with kith and kin.

Bet you thought this was over, didn’t you?  Well, it’s not – here is the final episode.  Maybe there’s more to come…

Science has solved a modern annoyance.  Bieber is still in danger.  Could bacon be the way of the modern day Condom Version 2?  We ponder.