The.village.idiom

In recent news a paddy wagon collided with a cement truck today resulting in many hardened criminals.

we are starting a fish and chip store run by convicted felons called OFF THE HOOK.

As the clown and a boy walked through the woods he says.. it sure is scary in here.. the clown replied.. at least you dont have to walk home alone.

My belt is not able to make ends meet

The inventor of the wind chill factor died at 84yrs old... but he felt more like 65

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy... do not know and do not care

What was Bob the Builder called when he retired... Bob

Elliot Ness doing succeedingly well at his job is like gangbusters gangbusting.

drug addicts who come to faith... Crystal Methodists.

if it was easy... everyone would do it.

you might say the a dark horse is a nightmare

Dungeons and dragons spell for a hungry sorceror... cast iron

What is the fastest way to get gum out of your hair... leukemia

Did you hear about the Greek breakdancer... George Popnlockadopolous

My boss got mad at me for calling a coworker a chicken.. He said he would not allow fowl language in the office

I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. I said Sir, you gave me an extra. He replied.. That is a freebie

What do you call an overweight average ogre eating beef flavored yogurt.. A mediocre meaty ogre eating meaty yogurt.

I wonder if Malcolm Xs son is named Malcom XI...

Got a call from my best friend from jail and he asked me if I remember that we used to finish each others sentences.

As a rule of thumb domestic abuse is never the answer.