Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap on Donald Trump Jr. and his self-tweeted Russia meeting email chain, nothing burger is nothing matters burger, Trump is Bizarro and we're Curt Swan Superman, George W. Bush avoids the news and does bathroom paintings, Ronald Reagan is rolling over in his grave, Seb Gorka is on the news, Dunlap tries to be point-counterpoint by pretend pro-Trump as Jackie bashes America's favorite president, also collusion, Hillary, Hardees, Obama, calling presidents idiots, which Beach Boy is Donald Trump (hint: the worst one and also the crazy one), also nobody cares, nobody cares, also nobody cares. Sponsors: Pinky Piglet's Cocktail Baloney ("Tom Cruise Kenny!") and Jackie's Market ("Purple Hedgeman!")   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Jackie's out of the hospital and his mouth works again.  Listen to him mouth-mad Trump, Trumpcare, North Korea, Morning Joe, wrestling, CNN Face, Jon Ossoff, the National Enquirer, Mika, Jared, and Chris Christie on the beach. Sponsors: Cocktail Baloney and Messed Up Pies.   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republic

  Jackie burnt his lips on some fried baloney again and can't talk. Who needs the news anyway? Shit on Trump.  Here's the story of Pharmacist Reynolds and Three Sticks of Candy. Also, remember when Jackie was on them pills?   Includes chunks of:   78: Repeal Star Wars Day (May 4, 2014) 80: Falling Down (May 19, 2014) 81: Jackie's on Dilaudid, Percocet, Valium (May 26, 2014) 82: Hard Choices (June 2, 2014) "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. 

Jackie burnt his lips on some fried baloney and can't talk, so take a Trump Break and relive the halcyon days of Turkey Dick's Car Wash. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Includes:   Episode 108: Space Beach (Dec. 1, 2014) Episode 109: Tragedy Equality (Dec. 8, 2014) Episode 113: Free Candy (Jan. 1, 2015)

Jackie and Dunlap rap about: Sessions testifies! Trump forces cabinet to kiss his ass! Melania and Barron move in! Ivanka! Golden State Warriors! Nashville Predators! Julius Caesar! Shakespeare in the Outrage Park! Senate secret health care bill! Trump might fire Mueller! Megyn Kelly interviews Alex Jones! Oliver Stone interviews Putin! Senate limits press access! Scurrilous! Viciousness! Blessed!  Sponsors: Captain Jack's Fish Racetrack Mummy Meal and llaksdhf odnv0q's 08w4 =0e(& #Y.

Jackie and Dunlap are back with a special midweek podcast to discuss post-Comey blues, monster trucks, the Legend-Songs of Big Jim Comey, Sessions smells, McCain naps, Faith and Freedom Coalition Conference Cruz Cut-Off, the Russians, leakers, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Little Marco Rubio, the definition of hope, New York City conversations, boy scouts, lanky dopes, lordy tapes, Inside Out, the sound of Trump tweeting, the sound of Trump eating, Navy stewards, Russian hookers, the new FBI director, Chris Christie, cancer kids, Obama meets Trudeau, Reality Leigh Winner, City Slickers, Comey cosplay, and Comey's cringe humor novella. Sponsors: Captain Jack's Fish Racetrack and Vacation Dunlap School.  Thanks, Frud Toopson's Twitter!   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page.

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's post-attack tweet attack on London's mayor, his withdrawal from the Paris Accords, his lecture to NATO, his Fox News viewing, Kellyanne Conway taking over from Kathy Griffin to cohost CNN New Years with Anderson Cooper, where Jackie wants to be when the terrorist attack comes, Comey's impending testimony, Republicans want to run on attacking the press, the Montana reporter body slam, and how John McCain sounds when he faints. Sponsors: Captain Jack's Fish Racetrack and Vacation Dunlap School.   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his al

Here's Jackie and Dunlap talking over Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice for nearly three hours.  The shorter, theatrical version, thank the Lord.  Commentary begins at 1.22 in. Man of Steel commentary Dark Knight Rises commentary For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working c

Hey! The news is exhausting. Let's live through it again, only this time with Jackie and Dunlap! Including such searchable key phrases as: Special Counsel appointed! Witch Hunt! Coast Guard speech! "Most mistreated politician in history"! Comey curtains! Trump told Comey he hoped the FBI would stop investigating him! The Paul Ryan/Kevin McCarthy tape! Trump tells the Russians Comey's a nut job! Kushner is the person of interest! Trump wants Flynn back! Stay strong! Bragging! Bannon in Saudi Arabia! Trump bows! Melania and Ivanka don't cover head! Wilbur Ross dances! Roger Ailes dies!  Turkey! McMaster! Calista Gingrich is off to live with the Pope! Newt Gingrich wants a Civil War because he backed the wrong asshole!    Sponsors: Pinky Piglet's Sir Galaham's Lunch Lance & Deli and Zeeka Profen's Thermos Surprise.   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible

The return of the Berrynutt Boyz! Phillip and Edgar Berrynutt on the Comey Memo, Trump's leaked intel to the Russians, media hysteria, collusion, the appointment of a special counsel, the return of Corey Lewandowski, Mueller, McMaster, Russia, T.G. Sheppard.    

Jackie and Dunlap on how nobody's doing nothing about anything, Trump does whatever he wants, nobody gives a shit, guess nobody cares, people just like to laugh and laugh at the other side and the country goes down the toilet but that's fine, that's fine.  Also: if Trump were in your life doing shit like this in any role other than president of your country, he'd be gone; Jeff Sessions wants to restart the drug war; Trump gives a speech at Liberty University; Trump Tapes probably exist; Mother's Day. Sponsors: Longhornz Dancing Parlor and Pinky Piglet's The Wobbly Wagon Trailside Campfire and Deli.  "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell

Jackie and Dunlap on the the latest signs of America's impending doom: Trump fires FBI Director James Comey while under investigation, and Florida Georgia Line opens a restaurant. Also: Spicer in the bushes, Sara Huckabee Sanders in the spotlight, Watergate, Nixon, Giuliani, Chris Christie, Comey is a giant, who's the new FBI director, Kissinger, Clinton, Trump meets with Russia, Twitty Burger, Kenny Rogers Roasters, Minnie Pearl - Colonel Sanders Feud, Mark Russell. No sponsors today because this is a special news report bulletin.   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, ab

Jackie and Dunlap on hello Trumpcare, goodbye Obamacare, Comey is mildly nauseous, people find it comforting to slip right back into being mad at Hillary Clinton, John Dickerson watches Trump shuffle papers during a Deface the Nation interview, we still can't remember Michael Flynn's old job title, Michael Flynn can't remember to not talk to Russia, Trump loves murderous dictators, like the Phillipines' Duterte or North Korea's Kim Jong-un or Andrew Jackson, Tennesseans love Andrew Jackson, is there a robot Andrew Jackson at the Hermitage, robots taking over Americans' jobs, Steve Bannon's whiteboard, Trump has a hot take on the Civil War, Republicans should pretend to care, the Kentucky Derby is like Friends in Low Places, and get well soon, Loretta Lynn! Sponsors: Finger Chicken and Mt. Naked & High Church. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonse

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's First 100 Days, Trump's Pennsylvania Trump campaign-style rally, the White House correspondents' Dinner, the Arkansas executions, war with North Korea, health care, freedom caucus, the border wall, NAFTA, NATO, China, cake, corn dogs, Fox News isn't conservative enough, Hannity moving to new conservative Fox News rival network, who would read a Tucker Carlson book, Bill O'Reilly, state fairs, and Damn Yankees. Sponsors: Finger Burgers and Mt. Naked & High Church. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!   Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet hench

Jackie and Dunlap podtalk about: Alex Jones is fake and there IS NO ALEX JONES CUSTODY TRIAL-- Wake Up! Bill O'Reilly is fired in disgrace and paid handsomely! Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Sarah Palin tour the White House and take some pix with Trump and Hillary's Portrait! The French Election! The Georgia Election!  The Bernie Sanders/Tom Perez Democratic unity tour! Trump congratulates Purple Heart recipient! 100 Days! Trump would make a bad Noah! Science March! North Korea! Aircraft Carrier! Jeff Sessions insults Hawaii, senses of humor! Sponsors: Finger Burgers and Mt. Naked & High Church. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster!   Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell abo

Jackie and Dunlap on the Bill O'Reilly sex scandal, the United Airlines violent expulsion scandal, the Sean Spicer Hitler gas scandal, the Navy SEAL porn star scandal.  Plus! Trump is mad at the tax protests, Trump is mad at Steve Bannon, Trump drops the Mother of All Bombs, Trump flip-flops on NATO, China, globalism, Yellin. ALSO! North Korea is coming to a head! It's gonna take a lot of good chocolate cake for us to get out of this one, folks. Also it's Easter (Twix Egg) time so Jackie and Dunlap eat a lot of egg-shaped candy bars.  Sponsors: Naked Church and the Dom Podge Memorial Festival.     "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update).

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Trump bombing Syria, Bannon vs. Kushner, Gorsuch, the filibuster, Obamacare repeal efforts, going nuclear, Trump is president now, racists abandoning the Trump ship, the Pepsi ad, China, Flynn, Berenstain Bears, Pinky "Piglet" Styron, and Jockie R.I.P. Sponsors: The Case for Christ and Naked Church. Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jockie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, local businesses, national politics, populism, pop culture, old references, current events, the white working class, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the wo

Here's the thrilling conclusion to the Red State Update podcast, more or less. We'll be back real, real soon! Thanks for still listenin'!   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Includes: Episode 96 (9/7/2014): Crisis at the Murfreesboro City Fair! And Johnny Greenstreet and Dr. Birdman's attempts to rescue Hurt/Ghost Bird. Sponsored by Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable and The Squatting Winker.  Episode 97 (9/15/14): Snakeheads and the Bible Episode 98 (9/21/2014): Episode 100 Time Jump, and the end of everything Episode 99 (9/29/2014): Jackie dies and goes to Goat Heaven Episode 100 (10/6/2014): Episode 1000--Jack

We'll be back real, real soon! Thanks for still listenin'!   Sponsor-connectin' music courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Includes: Sullivan's Auto Parts and Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable (Episode 92, 8/11/14) Peanut Pockets Restaurant (Episode 93, 8/18/14) Dr. Birdman's Free Hurt Bird Rally and smaller Free Jimmy Rally, and The Tee Tee Slott's Murfreesboro Bottled Water Association's Mayor's Office/Coley's Christian Cinemas Peace Screening (Of Possibly "Blended.") (Episode 94, 8/24/14) Interlude: Countdown to 100, the Robot Resistance (Episode 95, 8/31/14) Johnny Greenstreet's Get Out! ("Not Rescuing Hurt Ghost Bird") and Tee Te

We'll be back soon! Thanks for still listenin'!   Sponsor-connectin' music courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr. https://soundcloud.com/holtzclaw/tasty-sorghum-biscuit For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update). Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Contents: Sullivan's Auto Parts and McKinley Air Conditioning (Episode 88, 7/14/14) McKinley's Air Conditioning (Episode 89, 7/21/14) Interlude: Jickie's Playground and Jockie's Bunker (Episode 90, 7/28/14) Sullivan's Auto Parts (Episode 90, 7/28/14) Dr. Birdman and The Jickie's/Sullivan/McKinley Peace Summit (Episode 91, 8/4/14) Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi