Red State Update

We ain't back yet, but don't despair, gloom, or agony-- we got a whole new sponsors compilation for ya! Not only are all three (well, two-and-a-half) Squatting Winkers represented, we also got a whole group of other poorly remembered sponsors-- the one-offs, the not-though-out-that-good, the abandoned mid-bit-- all your favorites! We'll be back soon! Thanks for still listenin'! Squatting Winkers are from Episodes 80, 96, and 131. Rooster Curtains is from Episode 103.  Bug Spray is from Episode 113. Old Fishfellow Inn is from Episode 143. Mouse House is from Episode 152. Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current event

We'll be back soon! Until then, please enjoy the saga of Snake Bells. These come from Episodes 175-178, back in March and April 2016, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump.  Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time.   From our Wikipedia (thanks, Guy Lancaster!):  Snake Bells. Snake Bells offers a total yard security system consisting of sirens and alarms that warn of, and scare off, approaching snakes. The system was developed by Esob Durling and his wife, Pammy Parts. Esob once worked down in Huntsville, Alabama on the "Star Wars" system, in addition to voicing the character of Cap'n Crunch on one of the earliest 1-800 numbers. In Episode 176, Dunlap announced, to Jackie's surprise, that while the podcast was being recorded, the Snake Bells crew was over at Jackie's house installing a system. By the next week, Jackie had experienced severe sleep deprivation and was threatening to report the Snake Bells company for elder abuse if they did not immediately dismantle the system at his ho

We're still gone for a minute, so until we get a'goin' again, please enjoy four of your favorite clips of Farmboy, or "People Yellin' at a Yellin' Phone." Thank you kindly for listenin'. Be back soon! These come from Episodes 105-107, back in November 2014, and 121 in March 2015, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump.  Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time. Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine o

Hey we ain't here right now! But don't worry, we won't be gone hardly no time.  To tide y'all over 'til we get back, how about listenin' to all your favorite Horse Gravy ones, all put together in one big Horse Gravy one. These come from Episodes 118-122, back in February and March 2015, when nobody had ever heard of Donald Trump.  Hope y'all like 'em again, or maybe even for the first time. Podcasting from Dunlap's grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, Steve Bannon and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake news, fake sponsors, national politics, pop culture and current events, Trump's America and, let's be honest, the end of the world. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moon

Jackie and Dunlap talk about: Flynn resigns! FBI investigates! Trump campaign talked to Russia! Flynn talked to Russia! Russia's in the water! Republicans love Russia now! Maybe not McCain! Also not Corker! But Lamar Alexander loves Hardee's! Trump gives a press conference! It's nuts! Trump is the least racist person! Then he asks a black reporter if she knows the Black Congressional Caucus! Then he responds to a question about anti-Semitism by talking about his election results! Fake news! Crooked media! Nice questions! Leaks are bad! And illegal! Investigate the leaks! Paul Ryan! Mr. Limpet calming fish! Dead North Korean dictator brother! Andrew Puzder withdraws his nomination! I guess it's back to Hardee's for Puzder! Oprah dropped off a tape! Navy Seal Harward turns down offer as Flynn replacement! Trump meets with Netanyahu! Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus are friends! Get Fox News alerts on your phone! And most importantly: "Thunder Island" is the lead single off of the album Thunder Island by American

Welcome to the Red State Update podcast.  Jackie Broyles and Dunlap will be shout-discussing: We have a Crazy President! People been openly saying Trump's nuts! Flynn been talking to Russia! The Ivanka Nordstrom Kellyanne Conway Trump tweet debacle! GOPers gettin' yelled at in Town Halls, including here in Murfreesboro! Stephen Miller went on the morning shows to defend crazy voter fraud claims, and he's as gross as Gorka and Bannon! The Russian dossier on Trump is lookin' truer and truer!  Will Ribfest let in Toby Keith? Will Rubfest let in Dunlap? Shit, what about North Korea? The China call? The Japan visit? Will Russia extradite Edward Snowden as a present? They won't let Betsy DeVos into the school! Trump is going to do something very rapidly! "Being president is hard!", says our president. Hey, in Tennessee if you see a protester in the road, you can run em over, but if you're a protester in the road, you can probably shoot at cars.  What else? Holy cow. I'm tired of typing: Muslim ban shut down! See yo

Jackie and Dunlap on the Betsy DeVos confirmation, Trump's travel ban struck down by a so-called judge, the list of terrorist attacks that the media ignored that they didn't, Trump's O'Reilly interview, Trump's sherrifs "I'll ruin their career" meeting, Russia, Bannon's Time magazine cover, White House leaks, Priebus, robes, Sebastian Gorka, the Dukes of Hazzard. Sponsors: Naked Church and Jockie's Market. Podcasting from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar don

We've been doing daily podcasts during Trump's not-as-historic second week! This is our fifth and last one this week. Go listen to the other ones too! We'll see y'all again next week, God willin' and Trump don't kill us all. Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's Schwarzenegger-bashing prayer breakfast, the Yemen debacle-victory, our divided nation's divided Facebook feeds, gettin' political in church, Congress rolls back mental health gun regulations, Uber dude leaves Trump Tech Pals, Trump tells Israel whoa on the settlements maybe, white supremacist terrorists aren't terrorists anymore, Milo goes to Berkeley and Trump threatens to strip funding from anti-Milo schools, Bannon wants China war, Reggie Jackson is not Reggie Mantle, pro-Trump boycotts over pro-immigrant Budweiser commercials. Sponsors: Good as a Chair, New Spaghetti Podcasting from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Naz

We've been doing daily podcasts during Trump's not-as-historic second week! This is our fourth one. Go listen to the other ones too! We'll see y'all again tomorrow, God willin' and Trump don't kill us all. A lot of dang news on this one: Trump discusses Black History Month and it doesn't go well. Trump calls Australia and it doesn't go well. Trump calls Mexico and it doesn't go well. Trump freezes out CNN and it doesn't go well. Trump nominates Betsy DeVos for Education Secretary and it doesn't go well.  Trump nominates Neil Gorsuch for the Supreme Court, and that one actually probably will turn out pretty well for 'im.  The Trump Administration is divided into Frank Burns/Winchester camps, but what the world needs is more Klinger.  Iran is on notice! Tillerson is confirmed! Frederick Douglass is alive! Call it a ban! Go nuclear! Harley Davidson Cancellation! Whatever Happened to Merrick Garland and Lamar Alexander's plaid shirts?  Democrats don't know how to fight! Turnbull! Peña Nieto! Omarosa! Beyonce babi

We're doing a podcast every day this week to keep up with all the dang news.  New episodes midnight Eastern, Monday through Friday, January 30-February 3.  Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's firing of Acting Attorney General Sally Yates after she refused to enforce his Muslim ban, and his nomination of Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court, and will Democrats filibuster and is that good or bad, and protests, and Wikileaks, and Jackie is hanging out with hippies, and Jackie calls the exposed White House numbers-- will he get through?   Sponsors: As Good As A Chair and New Spaghetti.   Podcasting from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 pr

We're doing a podcast every day this week to keep up with all the dang news.  New episodes midnight Eastern, Monday through Friday, January 30-February 3.  Jackie and Dunlap are workin' their way through Trump's second week.  In the space of recording this podcast, Attorney General Sally Yates went from starting to get press for refusing to enforce Trump's Muslim Ban to gettin' the old heave-ho just as we were wrappin' up.  Timely! Is Steve Bannon scary-smart, scary-scary, or just a saggy-pantsed pretentious clown-nosed a-hole? Starbucks wants to hire 10,000 refugees, and also really enjoys making sour-faced church people mad!  Sean Spicer is terrified of 5-year-olds.   The Pope, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Starbucks, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all love refugees, or immigrants, or migrants, or Muslims, or one of those words. Also those three meeting at Starbucks would be a fun afternoon for them I'm sure! One in, two out! Boy Scouts accepting transgender Scouts! White House fashion Sponsors: As Good As A Chair and New

We're doing a podcast every day this week to keep up with all the dang news.  New episodes midnight Eastern, Monday through Friday, January 30-February 3.  Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's historic and awful first week, how exhausted the Germans must have been, Bannon getting placed on the National Security Council, the Muslim Ban, Jackie may start smoking again to support the Muslim man who runs the cigarette store, the World's Largest Cedar Bucket's twitter, the National Parks thing, the Theresa May thing, the Mexican President thing, the 20% tariff on Mexico thing, the Mexico ain't gonna pay for the wall thing, the "Media should shut up" thing, the maybe torture thing, the voter fraud thing, Kellyanne Conway is tired, Steve Bannon was in the navy, General Flynn's son is basically Buford T. Justice's son, Everything I Needed To Know I Learned From The Cannonball Run, Giuliani planned the Mulsim Ban, Deep Throat, Deep Mouth, the Bowery Boys, All The President's Men, and pro-Trump moonshiners.  And, in local news

Jackie & Dunlap ask is it okay to punch a Nazi? How would John Wayne punch a nazi? How would Andy Griffith deal with Trump? Why does Trump lie to the CIA about his inauguration crowds? Why couldn't Dunlap get laid at the Murfreesboro Women's March/Walkathon? Why does Trump lie about massive voter fraud? How could Jackie Chan have improved the 2017 Oscar nominations? What do you use to slough off the refried bean slime? What does God think about when He thinks about Trump?  ALSO: Kitchen socks, Dakota Pipeline, Meryl Streep, Chef Boyardee, Nazi roundups, Dunlap's Granny's boyfriend Turkel, driving off without paying for gas, and lies again. Lots of lies. SPONSORS: Jockie's Market ("Introducing Jockie Dollars") and New Spaghetti ("All Will Be Revealed") Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell abo

Jackie and Dunlap are back, from Dunlap's Grandmother's basement, talking President Trump, Jimmy Carter, Jockie's, Naked Church, and MAGAsandwiches.  The Berrynutt Boyz discuss your comments, Hollywood elites, Rep. John Lewis, Trump's press conference, banning CNN, the biased press, snowflakes and buttercups, Trump's inauguration, Lee Greenwood, and Meryl Streep.  Bill Berrynutt and the Talking Christmas Gift discuss Russia, Lee Greenwood, and advancements in the realm of poison.  Plus: Revelations! Socks! Goodbye songs! Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie b

Phillip and Edgar Berrynutt (and Jackie Broyles! and Dunlap!) discuss the unverified scandalous 100% full-of-holes probably true classified CIA Buzzfeed-published MI6-maybe dossier report on Trump's ties to Russia and his fun-filled perverse Russian prostitute presidential suite pee-for-all, fake news, Hollywood elite bubbles, Beethoven ate my baby, the Bourne series, Meryl Streep is overrated, having fetishes in common with Donald Trump, the Obama goodbye speech, Tuna Cans, Tallywackers, Stugnuts, being horny, making America great again.  Sponsors: Jockie's Market and Weird Eggs.  Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conse

Phillip and Edgar Berrynutt discuss Megyn Kelly, North Korea, Trump's Twitter, liberal crybabies, Obama tears, Hillary and Bill at Trump's inauguration, Mayor Ghost Bird, Tallywacker's, Yogurt Wall, Tuna Cans, their sick daddy, their Uncle Gift, Trump's inauguration, putting a finger in Lindsey Graham's face, John McCain's face, being horny.  The Berrynutt Boyz!  Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuance

Bill Berrynutt and the Talking Christmas Gift discuss Trump's nuclear arms race tweets, their enduring love of Russia, Obama's boasts that he could beat Trump, the lack of performers at Trump's inauguration, the Rockettes, fake news, reality TV, Cracking' Up with the Berrynutts, Victor Mileage's Damn Camelot, post-Christmas blues, reality tv, Lee Greenwood, blood poisoning, 2016, dead celebrities, Santa Twix, and the deposing of former Mayor Jackie Broyles by Mayor Ghost Bird and his heralds Mr. Drib, Mr. Eggbottom and Mr. Brittlebeak. Thanks to them for translating Mayor Ghost Bird's shrieks and flaps into law. Bird law.   Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever

This episode is not for broadcast.  It is for review prior to decision-making process. Bill Berrynutt and The Talking Christmas Gift discuss their favorite Christmas traditions, liberal belly-achers, how Russia is good, China taking drones, Russia isn't so bad, North Carolina coup, everyone loves Russia, big sale at Berrynutt Jewelry, how cool is Russia, Jerry Lewis for president, and faithless electors.  Russia is great.   Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 p

In the Press Conference, Murfreesboro Mayor Jackie discusses the steps he's taking to ensure there are no Bird People in his administration by naming Mr. Drib to the Department of No Birds.  Mayor Jackie also details naming of Clean Hardee's manager Cuz Gummler to new cabinet post.   In the Dunlap New Journal, Dunlap and Mayor Jackie discuss Trump and Putin's plan to finally take over the middle east and get that oil. Russia! Hardee's! Kanye West! Rick Perry! Andrew Puzder! Secretary of State Rex Tillerson! ExxonMobil! EPA! Scott Pruitt! Aleppo! Comet Ping Pong Pizza! CIA! Trump Twitter Threatens Citizens! Syria! Bashar al Assad! Rappin' Rodney, Ronnie, and Duke, Bobby "Boris" Pickett's Monster Rap, and Tom Cruise's "Mummy" movie.   Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ulti

In the Press Conference, Mayor Jackie discusses saving Murfreesboro jobs from going to Smyrna Lavergne Area, including Toots, Gentlemen Jim's II, Oldbooks, Peanut Pockets Express, Gun Sonic, Skunky's, and Bag Cup or Handful. Also: Jackie took calls from Cobbler Gobbler and Reo McKelroy from Hoseboro, and Mr. Drib was taken in for questioning. In Dunlap News Journal, Dunlap and Mayor Jackie discuss Pizzagate, Taiwan/China Bob Dole, Boeing Air Force 1 Cancel Order!, Trump Twitter Saturday Night Live, Kellyanne Conway Robbie Mook Harvard throw down, Trump is president, y'all. Trump is president.  Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, libera