Red State Update

Hey! The news is exhausting. Let's live through it again, only this time with Jackie and Dunlap! Including such searchable key phrases as: Special Counsel appointed! Witch Hunt! Coast Guard speech! "Most mistreated politician in history"! Comey curtains! Trump told Comey he hoped the FBI would stop investigating him! The Paul Ryan/Kevin McCarthy tape! Trump tells the Russians Comey's a nut job! Kushner is the person of interest! Trump wants Flynn back! Stay strong! Bragging! Bannon in Saudi Arabia! Trump bows! Melania and Ivanka don't cover head! Wilbur Ross dances! Roger Ailes dies!  Turkey! McMaster! Calista Gingrich is off to live with the Pope! Newt Gingrich wants a Civil War because he backed the wrong asshole!    Sponsors: Pinky Piglet's Sir Galaham's Lunch Lance & Deli and Zeeka Profen's Thermos Surprise.   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible