Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap celebrate five damn years of podcasting by answering your questions. Thank you kindly for still listenin'.  Sponsors: The Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable Foundation & Valkyrie Salad

Jackie and Dunlap on Roy Moore, Hannity, Keurig protests, Mitch McConnell, the state of the GOP, Trump believes Putin, Trump's Asia Trip, Trump meets Duterte, and Biden 2020.  Sponsors: Animal Candles, Doodle's Car Fix House

Jackie and Dunlap on America's latest mass shooting, the Donna Brazile-DNC-Hillary Clinton-Bernie Sanders infighting, Papa John's, and the Rand Paul attack. Sponsors: Thanksgiving Taco & Deedle's Car House Fix.

Jackie and Dunlap are grateful things went relatively smoothly when the white supremacist nazi jerks almost invaded Murfreesboro.  Also: Mueller indicts Manofort, Gates, and flips Papadopoulos, and John Boehner lives his Boehst life. Sponsors: Lord Satan's Bluud Farm and Haunted Taco.  

Jackie and Dunlap have a message from any stupid Nazis or racists heading to Murfreesboro or Shelbyville this weekend for any stupid Nazi racist rallies.  Jackie even lets Dunlap cuss for it. Also: Trump feuds with Corker, McCain, Flake, Gold Star Widows.  O'Reilly feuds with God.  Plus Jimmy Carter, Kid Rock, Lindsey Graham, JFK, Dolly Parton. Sponsors: Primarily Pumpkin and Lord Satan's Bluud Farm.

Jackie's Momma RIP. Jackie and Dunlap are podcasting from Brickmeat Funeral Home in the sausage wheel room.  Topics: Trump and the Gold Star Families, Kelly's speech, Corker, Tillerson, Lamar Alexander, the NFL protests, gun control, Harvey Weinstein.  Sponsors: Brickmeat Funeral Home & Funeral Pants. Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain and Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Priebus and Putin, Russia and Ryan and Reagan, liberals and conservatives, cucks and con-men, Democrats and Republicans, Never-Trumpers and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, fak

BEST OF CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES & GREEN BEAN CONCLUDES HERE! It's Part III of this mess. Happy Frog Day! Do you remember where you were when you first heard the song of Famous Cabbage and Green Bean?  Of The Church of Frogs? Of the Biscuit Bucket, the Biscuit District, and Biscuit Baby Days? Includes chunks of these ones: Episode 182: Fear Arena (5/4/16) Sponsors: Dr. Birdlady and Green Bean's Church of Frogs. Episode 183: This Ain't No Grand Ole Opry (5/11/16) Sponsors: Biscuit Bucket and Dr. Birdlady. Episode 184: Heathcliff Horny AF Sponsors: Frogchurch Coffee and Biscuit Baby Days. Episode 185: Happy Frog Day   Sponsors: Biscuit Baby Days and Jim Beavers, formerly of Comcast Cable. Special appearances by Little Hippie Biscuit Baby, Mirabella Gennesey, Mr. Leaky, Mayor Bane Jekyll, Famous Cabbage and the Christian Vegetables, Mercky and Trudy Patricia Shellback, Wesley Press, Dilly Mulerider, Little Cissy Rinseguard, Drauncey Piddleton, and the 3rd Pentecostal Holiness Church of Hurt Ghost Bird.  Music

Here's Part II of this mess. Concluding soon in Part III! Do you remember where you were when you first heard the song of Famous Cabbage and Green Bean?  Of Mikey Growler and Look At This Frog? Of Look At This Other Frog?  Includes chunks of these ones: Episode 158: Wholesome Spiritual Fingers (11/16/15) Sponsors: Famous Cabbage and the Coley's Christian Vegetables, and Green Bean. Episode 159: That's Why Don't Try (11/23/15) Sponsors: Famous Cabbage & The Coley's Christian Vegetables ("We're sorry.") and Green Bean ("$5 please.") Episode 179: Get This Cat Out of Here (4/11/16) Sponsors: Look At This Frog Episode 180: Mr. Slaw (4/18/16) Sponsors: Look At This Frog Episode 181: Wednesday Now (4/27/16) Sponsors: Green Bean's Look At This Other Frog. Musical in-betweens courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or c

Do you remember where you were when you first heard the song of Famous Cabbage and Green Bean?  Of Christian Vegetables and Coley's Halloween Sweeties? Of Carrot and Zucchini? Of Double Sugar Lump? Includes chunks of these ones: Episode 145: That's What I Said... Bunny Bread (Aug. 18, 2015) Episode 147: Trump vs. Baby Frankensteins (Aug. 31, 2015) Episode 150: Ronald Reagan Country Cafe / Murfreesboro City Fair Around The Square (Aug. 20, 2015) Episode 154: England Can Kiss My Ass (Oct. 19, 2015) Episode 155: Cluck Jugging (Oct. 26, 2015) Episode 156: Remembering Fred Thompson (Nov. 1, 2015) Episode 157: Was the Fence Alive (Nov. 11, 2015) Musical in-betweens courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty! Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page . Thanks, Guy Lancaster!

Jackie and Dunlap podcast about Trump's tweets! Modern world! Listen: Trump tweeted about a train in a hat, an all-red electoral map, Rocket Man, and hitting Hillary with a golf ball. Earlier he gun-jump tweeted the London terror attacks.  Then there's some more stuff about eating Chinese food with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, painting the fence-wall, setting the MAGA hats on fire, DACA, the Paris Accords, the Bodega app pantry box vending machine.  Sponsors: Chicken Church and Jesus Money.   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yel

Jackie and Dunlap on Ted Cruz's Twitter porn like, Bannon's 60 Minutes interview with Charlie Rose, Hillary Clinton's new book What Happened, Trump works with Schumer and Pelosi, Hurricane Irma. Sponsors: Heaven¢ent, Chicken Church "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer and Mitch McConnell and John McCain an

Liberal Redneck Trae Crowder gives Jackie tips on how to be a liberal redneck, plus we discuss Confederate flags, statues, and separating the redneck art from the redneck artist.  Thanks for talkin' to us, Trae, even though we're sure you were probably worried about the Vols the whole time.   Check out the wellRED podcast and tour dates at http://wellredcomedy.com and Trae's videos at YouTube.    Then Jackie and Dunlap scream about DACA, Trump's weaselly "We'll See" ways of kickin' out Americans, Jeff Sessions as professional gloater, Marco Rubio should go be a preacher, high expectations for a dysfunctional Congress, California's on fire, North Korea's beggin' for war, and Sean Spicer gets a "job." In Distant Memories, we look back on Trump's terrible truck-loading bucket-touching Houston hurricane photo op. Sponsors: Whole Butter and Jesus Money.   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more

Folks, give money to Houston and give it to charities with ratty carpet.   Jackie and Dunlap on Trump in Houston, USA hat, FLOTUS stilettos, Ted Cruz, Joel Osteen, Lakewood, germophobes, Trump Tower Moscow emails, North Korea missiles at Japan, Cyber security staff resigns, the Nashville Statement, Gorka's out, Transgender ban, Arpaio pardon, Jeff Flake, McCain, Tillerson & Gary Cohn & Mattis ignoring Trump, Arizona rally size, Bannon, Breitbart, pimento cheese, Christy Lane. New segment Distant Memories! Sponsors: Indiscretions Budoir Pix and Private Suggestions; Taint Honey  

Jackie and Dunlap interview Steven Good, the actor who portrayed WSMV's Snowbird for over 20 years until he was recently let go because the world is a terrible place. Let WSMV Channel 4 know that you (and Jackie) are real mad! We need to leave the hearts of things in things. We shouldn't be firing hearts.   ALSO Jackie and Dunlap talk about Trump's polls, the eclipse, the CBNNews reports on the eclipse, Bannon's departure from the Trump White House, the longest-running James Bond, Trump's Afghanistan speech, Trump's upcoming Arizona rally, Trump's rumored pardon of Arpaio, the Boston "free speech" rally, Chick-Fil-A closed Sundays in new Atlanta stadium, Bob Corker, Lindsay Graham, Gorka, Miller, Huckabee. Sponsors: D. Fern and My Jackie's Market Airbnb. Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Tr

Jackie and Dunlap's voices go up a register or two as they discuss Charlottesville, Trump's love of white supremacists, Robert E. Lee, pulling down statues, cowardly Republicans, White House weasels, Facebook, Franklin Graham, Fox News, antifa, Annabelle 2, two sides, terrorism, polo shirts, khakis, CNN, the KKK, the South, the Confederacy, Civil War cannons, George Washington, slavery, the Dukes of Hazzard, Stephen Miller, Steve Bannon, Gorka, Cooter, racists in the car with you, Nazi-normalizing President Dumbass. Sponsors: Murfreesboro Catholics and Statue Disguises Podcasting from Dunlap's Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and high-as-hell beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, about Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller and Kellyanne and Spicey and Mooch and Gorka, about Chuck Shumer a

Jackie and Dunlap on: Trump: "Fire and fury", North Korea, vacation Gorka: Tillerson, nonsensical, mosque, white supremacists, Maggie Haberman Trump vs. McConnell Feds raid Manofort's house Opioid crisis, national emergency, Trump trips on LSD Jeffrey Lord fired from CNN Glenn Campbell, Undercover Angel, John Anderson Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper, My Jackie's Market "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this incomprehensible nonsense, listen to the original episodes (listed below) or check out our Wikipedia page. Thanks, Guy Lancaster! Podcasting from a snuck-into bunker underneath Pinky Piglet's Market & Cocktail Baloney in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, grizzled hard-bitten hillbilly conservative Never-Trumper Jackie Broyles and pot-scented beer-breathed half-hard layabout Never-Trumper Dunlap yell about President Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and his baby tantrums and his alt-ri

Here are some things Jackie & Dunlap talk about this time: Mooch out, Transcripts leaked of Trump's calls with leaders of Mexico & Australia, Trump calls New Hampshire a "drug-infested den," Kelly & Mattis agree to never be out of the country at the same time, Trump lied about calls from Mexico and Boy Scout president, Trump calls the White House "a real dump," Donald Trump helped write Trump Jr.'s response to the Russia stuff, Trump leaves for 17-day vacation, Stephen Miller battles CNN over Statue of Liberty, Jeff Sessions is safe to racist another day, Trump signs Russia sanctions bill, North Korea continues to nuke-lurk in background, affirmative action, gay rights, NAACP vs Missouri, Jeff Flake's book vs. Trump, Sessions vs. pot, Sean Spicer Seth Rich Fox News conspiracy.  PLUS! We read a really fun CBNnews.com article about Bible study in the Trump White House. We're not sure what it's a commercial for, but it's not Jesus. Sponsors: Skinky Bootpepper & My Jackie's Market "The Magic Cowbo

Jackie and Dunlap are back for a second podcast this week!  McCain James Brown Capes the Health Care vote, Turtle squirts, the Mooch talks to the New Yorker about Bannon's cock and whether or not he can suck it, Priebus is out, Kelly is in, Trump speeches to Scouts about sex and speeches to cops about violence, drain the swamp!, North Korea fires another missile, Joint Chiefs of Staff are like uh what? about the transgender military ban, Murkowski gets threats from the Secretary of  the Interior (wakes up with the head of a buffalo in her bed), plus Collins, McConnell, Ryan, The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, The Ballad of the Blue Cyclone Parts I and II, Cool Down Willard, and a very thorough Genius-style breakdown of the lyrics of He Stopped Loving Her Today.    Sponsors: Jackies Market and I guess Famous Cabbage and the Christian Vegetables suing Jackie for dressing up like Flip Flop the Baloney for Cocktail Baloney is a sponsor maybe?   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quic

Jackie & Dunlap talk about Trump's Trump speech to the Boy Scout Jamboree, the Boy Scout Boss is the AT&T Boss and needs America Boss to approve a merger, The Mooch is here! Sean Spicer is gone! Sarah Huckabee Sanders reads a letter from Pickle. Can the President pardon himself?  How much does Russian-pranked Rick Perry know about pig shit? Debbie Wasserman Shultz aide gets arrested! Bill Clinton pitches his novel to Hollywood! Trump is still bashing Sessions.  Trump is still threatening Hillary.  Health care is still getting voted on.  McCain takes a trip and gives a speech.  Susan Collins has a hot mic and the president is crazy.  Jared Kushner has met a few Russians but did not collude.  Trump bans transgender service members from the military.  Robots are replacing farmers and truckers. North Korea can nuke us within a year.   Sponsors: Cocktail Baloney ("Flip Flop the Baloney!") and Jackie's Market.   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Upda

Jackie and Dunlap mourn Red West (Roadhouse, Walking Tall, Elvis's Friend) and wish John McCain a get well soon.  ALSO: Donald Trump tells the New York Times he hates Jeff Sessions.  McConnell fails to get the Senate to do an Obamacare repeal/replace and, as punishment, senators have to eat with Trump.  Juggalos plan to march on Washington.  Kid Rock plans to run for the Senate.  The President sits in a fire truck and pretends to drive it.  Trump had a second Putin meeting.  Manofort, Trump Jr, and Kushner to testify in front of the Senate. Trump signs bill naming Nashville courthouse for Fred Thompson. Trump named least athletic president.  Also: Jackie and Dunlap have hot takes on who the best dirty auctioneers are: Stib Boards? Clancy Townhat? PL Hardhammer? Sponsors: Jackie's Market "$3 Nuts" and Cocktail Baloney "The Firm Baloney" "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!  Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.  For more context on this