Kate, Tim & Marty

It’s Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! Let’s get into this: Our first rave cave of 2023! Did your fave make the cut?! Turkey Teeth! A man who went to Turkey to get his teeth done had a disastrous job done and can’t keep his teeth in, but wait til you hear his voice. We speak to a man who reckons he sounds like a duck! Who’ve you had for dinner?! After finding out about Anna Delvey’s new reality series on hosting dinner parties, Ricki-Lee confessed to us that she had drinks with Prince Harry! Why were you fired on the spot? The creative director of an upcoming Cirque Du Soleil got fired for keeping the pre-production process a secret, so we speak to a caller whose job is to fire people! Our first caller of the week + our first week in review!   Follow us on Instagram @katetimjoelshow AND on TikTok @katetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuys!! Verrry intense show if you ask us: Flea from Red Hot Chilli Peppers joins us as he and Blackers reflect on the time they opened Nova's Perth station 20 years ago! Are you a Doomsday prepper? Joel has found out information that we're closer to the clock and a caller has given us her verrry valuable input regarding it. Are you mad for Indian? A woman claims she saw her dead husband in a social media ad for an Indian restaurant, even though he died nine years ago! Ricki-Lee found the most INTENSE junk story ever! A man who has two peens! You have to hear how it all works for him downstairs. Emoji Game: Aaaand we close the show with this. Wait til you hear how Joel mentions this certain country!   Follow us on Instagram at @katetimjoelshow and TikTok at @katetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuys!!! We have a verrrry intense discussion involving internal monologues and we came to the discovery that someone on the team actually does not have one! Joel blew Ricki-Lee's mind with this fun fact about Shapes and believe me, life's now no longer the same! Did your date end in the ER? We get your stories after finding out a woman's tongue was bitten off during their first kiss AAAAAND we get our first Joel Jivin of the year into gear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back guuuuuuuys! Let's get into our first show of 2023! First, we catch up on all the things we missed while on holidays. A convicted killer on death row cut her time early by choking on her last meal! We hear all about the huuuuge Beyonce performance in Dubai. Speaking of, you gotta hear how out of touch Rebel was while getting interviewed in Dubai. Plus, we get into our first Ricki's Junk Corner of 2023!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday! We’re almost ready to start 2023 off - so let’s get into our final Best Of! People with hairy feet…. would YOU shave them on a busy train!? We find out about a woman in London who did the very thing. Also, we have a very GROSS but informative fact involving bees and how a session can make them die. You’ll get what we mean when you hear today’s podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuys!! One of our best ever quick draws of 2022 is on REPLAY on this podcast with the one and only Real Housewives star, Kyle Richards! Plus, a woman called the cops to report that her weed was too expensive! WHAAAT?! You’d wanna hear this full story on our pod!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuuys!! You gotta hear this HILARIOUS TV show we found where a bunch of people with funny laughs are put in one room - we still can’t breathe from this! Plus… are you gonna have that last drumstick or not?! Because we hear about a man who’s eaten nothing but chicken every day for six years!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuys! How’s that New Years Resolution going? Already cancelled your 2023 gym membership? Well, today might just be your lucky day! Scientists say they’re one step closer to a pill that could replace exercise. More on that on today’s podcast, PLUS we’ve discovered a new way kids CHEAT during exams! You wanna hear about this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Monday, guuuuuys! Not long until we’re back from break but in the meantime… remember when you weren’t on ‘farting terms’ with a partner? This woman got hospitalised for ‘trapped gas’ after holding it in for a verrry long time. Also, people are convinced that King Charles’ bodyguards are using fake hands to look after His Majesty! This and more in today’s podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Brazilian woman has given birth to twins with differfent dads after having a session with two men on the same day! Have a listen to how this story unfolded! Also, what’s been ruined for you? Joel found out that the seeds on strawberries are actually ovaries! Eeeeew!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whooooaaa!! Get this story - a woman revealed that she found out her boyfriend of six years was actually her biological brother. You wanna hear how this all unfolded. Plus, we find out that there is a 24-hour party submarine launching — I mean, how fancy! And we play one of our best quick draws of 2022 with a very special music guest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Odin Day, guuuuys!!! We're going through our best bits before we are back from break. A man has been roasted online after her revealed his go-to session song is 'Cbat' by Hudson Mohawke, so we ask callers what their go-to songs are... some of these are nice and some are absolute cringe! Plus, Brooklyn Beckham is getting SLAMMED on the socials after he admitted what his career was!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuys!!! This is a great story - A groom has exposed his cheating bride on their wedding day by playing an X-rated video of her in bed with another man! Hear how it all went down, plus we go through some of our best Joel Jivin's of last year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Top of the week to you, guuuuys!! How was your holiday? Surely it wasn't as bad as Joel's who had his identity stolen while in Italy! Talk about a White Lotus moment. Let's relive the horror that he had to go through when it all happened. Plus, an exotic dancer named Kendra claimed that she accidentally worked on her own brother's bachelor party!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, guuuuyys!!! Enjoying your gifts from Chrissy?? Probably not as much as this dog whose owner forked out $15 GRAND on a costume, fulfilling his dream of becoming a dog himself! You gotta hear the full story because it is WIIIIILD! Also, we go through our best word alarms of 2022!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuys!!! Did you enjoy your holidays? Let’s hope you didn’t go to a hotel where you encountered people like this… some intoxicated guests at a Mexican hotel didn’t want to lose their spot at a pool bar. So instead of going to the loo like a normal human, they peed themselves in the pool!!! Hear more of that story now!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is your 2023 resolution to find a lover?? You might need to be as desperate as this guy who used the famous Tinder Passport feature and found a match on the other side of the globe!! What he did was beyond despo!! Plus, we go through our favourite Whisper Challenges of 2022!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuys!!! How was your New Years kiss? I bet you enjoyed it more than this woman who has not kissed her boyfriend ONCE during their two-year relationship. The couple decided to wait until marriage to kiss and have a session. We hear from callers about their relationship rules.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Monday, guuuuys!!! So what’s this vabbing that everyone’s talking about? Women are embracing an unexpected new dating/seduction technique where it involves women using their undercarraige fluids as perfume. On today’s episode, you’ll find out just how this technique works and tbh BLLLEURRGHH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, guuuuys!! Liam Payne has done a controversial podcast with internet personality Logan Paul and claims that One Direction was formed around him. Big call, mate! Also, need some penny pinching hacks?! This family decided to stop using toilet paper to save some coin! Plus, we have one of our best word alarms of 2022!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.