Kate, Tim & Marty

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuuys!! What did you touch that you shouldn’t have? A woman knocked over a verrry expensive Jeff Koons sculpture at a museum! How late did you do an after party? We wanna know after hearing about the hectic action at the BAFTAs after parties! P!nk denies throwing shade at Christina and had a few words to say about it! What party tricks did you do on TV? Man with the longest tongue paints for UK TV hosts! Big f**king things! We just saw the biggest white shark in the world! Aaaaand we close the show with a L.A. Edition of Joel Jivin!   Follow us @katetimjoel on TikTok and @katetimjoelshow on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, guuuuuuys!!! While Joel’s away in LA doing World Pride things, his understudy Karl Stefanovic joins us liiiiive: Super fans! Harry Styles is in the country and we hear a mega obsessed fan currently lining up in Perth! Blackers found the maximum age humans can survive up to! Are you a Disney adult? We wanna know your obsessions after seeing Rebel Wilson propose at Disneyland! What words can’t you say? This American can’t say ‘Worcestershire’! Aaaaand we go through your comments and messages with Mailbag!   Follow us @katetimjoel on TikTok & @katetimjoelshow on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys!! Here we go: We get into the Rave Cave and play all your faves! Sooo many birthdays today WTF? We go through all the stars that are celebrating today. Man who follows a carnivore diet really enjoys eating testicles – groossssss! We play Tim’s Word Alarm Aaaaaand we get into our week in review! Follow us @katetimjoel on TikTok & @katetimjoelshow on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuuys! Here we go:- Sleep tips! We wanna know what’s the best way to fall asleep.- Ashton Kutcher has a verrrry interesting way to drink coffee and to be honest, idk betch…- Aaaand Annabel Crabbe joins us live in the studio to play Quick Draw!Follow us @katetimjoel on TikTok and @katetimjoelshow on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday guuuuyys! Let’s do it:- Did the game make you sad? A man smashes a television after his team lost at the Super Bowl!- Sushi terrorism! We found footage of someone licking a soy sauce bottle and open sashimi at a sushi train!- Feedback drama! A dance teacher threw actual animal poo at a journalist for reviewing his project badly!- And we play a game of Net Worth: Celeb Pets edition!Follow us @katetimjoel on TikTok & @katetimjoelshow on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuuys!!! Let’s do it:- What was on your plate? A fish was caught having a good bite at a diner’s chopsticks!- Workplace mishaps! Workers for Mars Bars were fined after almost drowning in a tub of chocolate!- What was your hectic session? A man is suing a couple for damaging his car after they had a session on it!- It’s Valentine’s Day so we get into a game of Joel Jivin’: Love Songs Edition!- And amidst all the backlash on Ricki-Lee’s friend Sam Smith’s appearance lately, she has some words to say about their barrier breaking!Follow us @katetimjoel on TikTok & @katetimjoelshow on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy World Radio Day, guuuuuuys!!!! Here we go, betches: Who brings their kid to everything? We want to know… after seeing Jay-Z bring her daughter Blue Ivy along to one of the biggest events of the year! We’re talking weird medical theories! Apparently if your hands are a certain way, you’re 6 times more likely to be bald. After Ricki-Lee took a day off the show for her shift at Australian Idol, Joel’s created some rules that she must abide to! Aaaaand we go through your comments and messages with Mailbag.   Follow us @katetimjoel on TikTok & @katetimjoelshow on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! Let’s get into this Rave Cave time! We play your favourite songs as we get into the weekend!!! Were you stoked to be shown the door? Joy Behar reckons she was happy to leave The View when all of her friends on the show weren’t there. What do you blame on the al-al-alcohol? We wanna know after hearing about the time Prince Harry lost his V-card! Tim’s Word Alarm! You gotta hear Joel try out this hilarious accent! Aaaaand we end the show with our week in review!   Follow us on @katetimjoel on TikTok and @katetimjoelshow on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuuuuys!! Let’s get into it: Quick Draw! Host of Nova’s new ‘The Chrissie Swan Show’, Chrissie Swan joins us live in the studio and throws Blackers a lil sass! What’s your lonely food?! We find out from callers what their meal of solitude is after finding out a man got ROASTED as a lonerrrr for making a chicken starry! AI things! A student gets AI to write a 20,000 word essay! Also, can you believe David Guetta got AI to make an Eminem verse on his song?! Aaaand do gays love MAFS?! Joel reckons not, so we wait for the community to call in and tell us if they agree with him! Follow us @katetimjoelshow on Instagram and @katetimjoel on TikTok!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuys! What went down during your smoko? A brown snake crawled underneath a woman during her work break and she was so chill about it! What's your favourite nut? A hoard of acorns were found inside a wall! What did you study at university? A plumber has decided to open a university specialising in porn! Aaaand listen to this guy rapidly nail the lyrics to a Michael Jackson song in 20 seconds!   Follow us @katetimjoel on TikTok & @katetimjoelshow on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuuys! Are you a supermarket nightmare? We see the messages online workers for supermarkets get from customers. We love a good old-fashioned pile on. Listen to us spew our pile-ons on our faves from the Grammys! What’s your partner TOO into? We wanna know after a rumour we heard about Zac Muff-Ron, sorry, Efron. Aaaand we close the show with a Guitar Solo Edition of Joel Jivin!Follow us @katetimjoel on TikTok & @katetimjoelshow on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Monday, guuuuys! We get right into what happened at the 65th Annual Grammy Awards! Then, are you a shy pooer? We speak about someone who passed out after holding in a poo for 2 weeks! Got any onions on ya? A certain store is accepting them for payment. The loofah code! This is how you can spot swingers in a retirement home. Aaaand, we go through our best comments and messages from Mailbag!   Follow us on @katetimjoelshow on Instagram and @katetimjoel on TikTok!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuys! First, we get into the Rave Cave and play your favourite songs! Then... Quol news!!! A particular animal is dying off for a hilarious reason. Let's talk about mountains... a woman's implants bursted! After hearing about Ozzy's mishaps in the elevator, we want to hear your elevator tales. Then, we get into Tim's Word Alarm and we reveal our Caller Of The Week!   Follow us on @katetimjoelshow on Instagram and @katetimjoel on TikTok!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday guyyyys!Cosima De Vito from the OG Australian Idol joins us live to play a game of Quick Draw!What’s your worst nightmare? A band were given permission to play while a plane was grounded for hours. Where’d your parents leave you? These parents in Tel Aviv tried to leave their child behind after they realised it costed to include it on the flight. What’s your flava? A woman only dates men with the name ‘Alex’.Follow us @katetimjoelshow on Instagram, and @katetimjoel on TikTok!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday guyyyyys!Did you go on an adventure? A boy hid in a shipping container and ended up in Malaysia. What went through your home? A woman narrowly missed being smashed by a boulder crashing through her home! Are you a petty bitch? You have to listen to this initiative zoos are doing for exes! Annnd we play a game of Povo in the Wednesday wheel! Follow us on @katetimjoelshow on Instagram & @katetimjoel on TikTok!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big one! Tim catches up with Flea from Red Hot Chilli Peppers as they prepare for their visit down under! They reflect on their chat together opening the Nova Perth studios, the time the band called Blackers’ mum on-air and does Flea still call Australia home?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday guuuuys! Aus Idol Quiz! Ricki-Lee test Australia’s biggest Idol fan, Joel with his crazy Australian Idol knowledge and to be honest, we’re impressed! No Sh*t Sherlock! Tim got told the most OBVIOUS thing while holidaying in Byron! Are You Mad For A Cruise?! This couple decided it’s cheaper to live on a cruise due to the rising costs of living. Dog Sh*t Stories! After a woman posed for a selife straight after her dog pooed on her mouth, we wanna hear your dog sh*t stories! Joel Jivin! Australian Idol Edition! Who will win? Former contestant Ricki-Lee OR biggest Idol fan, Joel?!   Follow us on Instagram at @katetimjoelshow and on TikTok at @katetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Monday, guuuuuuys! Here’s what went down: Dumb Dumb Moments! When did it happen to you? Some cops got bogged on a WA beach and had to be dragged out by a Pajero! Funky Smells! After a man complained that a certain hotel smelt like a ‘nursing home’, the venue fought back and became real sassy! What got you in the face?! A DJ shot herself in the face with a confetti gun! Let’s Discuss IMS! A man swallowed an entire banana covered in a condom during a hormonal range! What are you fed up with at home? A woman’s home got mistaken for a brothel! Aaaand we read our best comments with Mailbag! Follow us @katetimjoelshow on Instagram and @katetimjoel on TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The BEST of the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.