Kate, Tim & Marty

Happy Thursday, guuuuuys!!! A new study has revealed its ranking of the top 20 most seductive cities in the world and guessed who ranked 9th place!? Also, a man has been left in trouble after donating sperm WITHOUT TELLING HIS WIFE! Whaaat!??! Plus, we got one of our funniest Quick Draws this year with Christopher Pyne!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuyssss!! How did you make yourself feel better after your partner did the dirty? A mystery man named Max has been accused of cheating in a graffiti spray-painted message outside his home in Bondi. Wait til you hear what the message said!! Aaaand, we go through some of our best Wednesday Wheels of 2022!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuys! World Pride is on its way in a couple of months, so we’re gonna relive the BEST Mardi Gras edition of Joel Jivin’… as well as Joel’s duel with Aussie Eurovision party mate Jaguar Jonze. Annnnd are you in a dog poo war? We wanna know after finding out this neighbour war who discovered poo on her driveway!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Monday, guuuuuys! Did you have a great Christmas? How’s the diet going?! We go through the most outrageous diets people have committed to - and let’s just say WOW this will definitely get you burning through that Chrissy ham!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, guuuuuyyyyssss!!! What’s your health secret? A 34-year-old man says he’s been drinking his own urine for six years and since then has had ZERO health struggles. Blllleurrrgghh!! Also, if you’ve never heard what an echidna penis looks like, strap yourself in for this one hell of a ride! Also, we go through out best word alarm of 2022!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuuyssss!!! We’re gonna go through 2022’s BEST Quick Draws and there have been some bloody good ones, I tell you! And also… there’s a reason as to why men take longer in the toilets than women! According to a doctor, men can experience orgasmic-like sensations when doing the number two!!! Whaaaaat?! More info in today’s pod!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, guuuuysss!! Today, we’re going to go through our BEST Wednesday Wheel bits for 2022 and also - scientists have announced plans to examine a MUMMIFIED MERMAID that is rumoured to be a source of immortality for anyone who tastes its flesh. Mermaid sashimi, anyone?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuuuys!!! We’re gonna go through our BEST Joel Jivin’s of the year, but also - doctors have warned against using a certain tanning method during the summer holidays! And don’t be fooled if you see all the influencers doing this on your socials - apparently it’s a big no no and you should save your nose!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And as we go through our best bits of 2022, we found some gold, guuuuys! An anonymous adult woman has admitted she was caught by her boyfriend snuggling with her BROTHER in bed! You gotta hear more of this. And that’s not all… a woman who wants the ‘world’s biggest bum’ wants to start dating!! Plus, we go through our best Mailbags! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're going through our best bits of 2022, guuuuuys!!! The title says it all, really! You gotta hear this story about the woman with the butt plug! A woman has rented out her husband to other women for odd jobs! Apparently, there's a lot of tension going on on the set of that new Knives Out movie. Aaand, UM Amsterdam's red light district to be relocated! Nooooo!!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're going through our best bits of 2022, guuuuuys!!! We're talking bathroom incidents after this poor woman got ghosted by Chris Evans due to the smell of her pee! The tallest woman in the world just took her first flight and some callers have just done the most COMMON things for the first time! A Reddit user has got completely roasted over her sexy playlist choice, and we hear the most awful go-to sexy songs! Aaaand we close the show with a HILARIOUS game of Quick Draw with Christopher Pyne!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're going through our best bits of 2022, guuuuuys!!! PREACH SISTA! The pope reckons female managers are better at their job than the Vatican! What else are the gals better at? A famous movie star's son reveals his mum is doing something verrrry NSFW on holiday! What's your dating rule? Joe Biden gave a young girl some interesting dating advice... AAAAAND Miss Argentina & Miss Puerto Rico are now married! Who's the hottest couple you know!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're going through our best bits of 2022, guuuuuys!!! UK popstar sensation Craig David joins us live in the studio to play a game of Joel Jivin' and it's 100% the BEST ONE YET! We're talking big benders - a British tourist was spotted naked on a beach after having a 2-day bender! Let's get into Yo Mama jokes... after we saw an Aussie teen mocking a TV reporter after an alleged machete robbery! Aaaand can you believe a couple named their daughter after their favourite Indian dish?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're going through our best bits of the year, guuuys!!! After hearing that a popular radio DJ died doing what he loved -- being on-air, we ask people how they want to die! A pro-football player flashes his opponent in an attempt to distract, so we find out from people what they've done to get it out! Also, don't we have workplace farters, let's get into it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a year this one has been, am I right!? So much has happened, so many Quick Draws, Joel Jivins, laughs, BONER alerts and pile-ons!!! We found our best and worst callers of the year, so let's do it. Let's go through the year that has been... Kate, Tim & Joel with Ricki-Lee.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The time has come. It's our last 2022 show of the year, so we're starting it off with our Rave Cave!!! We get a message from a very special guest... aaand we pick our best and worst callers of the year!!!! Let's bid this year adieu!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't have time to listen to the full show? We got you covered on the Kate, Tim & Joel Quickie, all the best bits from Friday, 9th of December's episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the final Quick Draw of the year and we brought in a big hitter she's a barrister, barista, celebrant, television star...the Queen of Melbourne, Gina Liano! Gina came in straight from the courtroom, reviews Joel's house and gives advice to anyone getting into Housewives!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't have time to listen to the full show? We got you covered on the Kate, Tim & Joel Quickie, all the best bits from Thursday, 8th of December's episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, guuuuys! We were LIVE from Joel's House and as all good hosts do, he gave us a tour and showed off his Qantas trolley. Then we talk about a woman's ruined honeymoon with her...ghost husband!? And new starlet Jenna Ortega (from Netflix's Wednesday) has said she cannot stand Australia's own Tones and I's track "Dance Monkey" which leads us to asking what tracks we cannot stand hearing. We cover all the entertainment news from the day before breaking down a family brawl at a wedding that has led to 9 members jailed! And finally the undisputed Queen of Melbourne, Gina Liano pops in to take Ricki on in Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.