Kate, Tim & Marty

Joel and Ricki were both in Perth at the same time and somehow never hung out—the passive aggressive energy was real. We discovered Gen Z is too broke to go out so they're hosting admin nights and PowerPoint presentations instead (truly unhinged behaviour). Tim took us through the final meals of the world's most notorious criminals because nothing says drive time radio like death row dinners. A horny stat revealed men peak way later than you'd think, which means Joel's got five years before he becomes unstoppable. Sydney Sweeney's been decorating the Hollywood Sign with bras for her new movie, and we wrapped with the Short Kings edition of Joel Jivin' because height is just a number.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim found a study that completely flips what we thought we knew about male desire, and it involves 67,000 people (though 69,000 would've been way more appropriate for this topic). Turns out men don't peak when you'd expect—there's a very specific age range that changes everything, and Joel's got about five years until he becomes an absolute menace. Jack, consider yourself warned. Also, Tim's beard is getting him objectified around Sydney, and honestly? He's never been happier about it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z is apparently too broke to go out, so they're hosting... admin nights? Yep, bring your laptop over and update subscriptions together like it's a study group for adulting. We debated whether PowerPoint nights (where everyone presents their current obsession) are genius or annoying, why gays love a YouTube spiral, and how Joel still doesn't know what half his friends actually do for work despite 15 years of friendship. Ricki's got a strict no-phones policy when you're at her place though—scroll in her presence and you're out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel somehow turned a parking fine into a coffee date with the inspector who busted him—because making friends while losing money is very on brand. We added to our collection of mispronunciations after some kids butchered 'Worcestershire' and a creator admitted they've been saying 'ramen' wrong their whole life. Jermaine sat down with Louis Tomlinson to chat about his new album and discovered they share a very specific high school musical past. New Music Friday delivered the goods, and after Charlie Puth shared his top 5 songs of all time, we asked what yours are—callers had some opinions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jermaine scored 10 minutes with Louis Tomlinson to chat about his new album How Did I Get Here? and things got unexpectedly personal. Turns out they both have something major in common from high school (hint: it involves leather jackets and slicked-back hair). Louis opened up about his ride-or-die fans, why they're the reason he's here, and the one festival moment that changed everything for him as a 16-year-old kid from Doncaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel got busted by a parking inspector outside his gym, but things took an unexpected turn when the officer recognised him from the show. What happened next involves a removed parking fine, a 10-minute chat, and Joel buying coffee for someone who'd just cost him money. Classic Joel energy: somehow making friends while getting fined.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ty and Kanye want to open a Thai restaurant called "Ty Land" so naturally we came up with our own genius (or terrible?) restaurant concepts. Wicked fans reckon Ariana and Cynthia are in a full-blown feud because Ari skipped the birthday post this year—the shade of it all! Turns out people who swear apparently live longer, which means Ricki's basically immortal at this point. Plus Ricki and Joel battled it out in the first Quick Draw of the year while Victoria Beckham's son liked a video roasting her wedding dance moves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you’ve ever been told swearing makes you lazy or dumb, this might be your redemption arc. A resilience expert has dropped a claim that’s got everyone nodding along aggressively and maybe swearing in agreement. There’s science involved, stress relief, and a very convincing argument that letting it rip might actually be good for you. We get into the why, the research behind it, and what it says about the way some people cope better than others.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wicked fans reckon there’s trouble brewing behind the scenes, and one tiny detail has sent the internet spiralling. Ariana Grande noticeably stayed silent on Cynthia Erivo’s birthday, and now everyone’s reading way too deeply into it. Is it nothing, or is it the pettiest celeb snub of all time? We unpack the clues and let you decide after you hear what really got fans talking.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ricki updates us with developments on the Brooklyn/Brand Beckham saga with a few inconsistencies. This songwriter wrote a Rihanna song in the most genius way possible. A fan tells us what the new Harry Styles song sounds like. We play a game of POVO. And, do you have a sexy name?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harry Styles' new single Aperture releases this Friday, but fans in Sydney got to listen to it early. Here's what it sounds like.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn & Brand Beckham saga continues except this time, the internet has been internetting! Ricki goes through the big inconsistencies she's found online.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy National Disc Jockey Day! Courtney soaked her whole wedding thanks to a sprinkler-wedding dress disaster, Brooklyn Beckham’s family drama is still peak chaos, and Meghan, McConaughey, Rihanna, and Mary J. Blige all had their own wild moments. Oh, and a Scottish seagull stole a sandwich like a proper DJ stealing the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel brings us a wedding nightmare after Courtney from Virginia accidentally flooded her hotel room less than an hour before walking down the aisle. Her photographer hung the wedding dress up for a cute pic, only to realise too late it was on a sprinkler, setting off the entire system and soaking literally everything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We pack this whole fam drama. Brooklyn Beckham has gone fully scorched earth, unfollowing his entire family and dropping a multi slide Instagram statement accusing David and Victoria of years of control and media games. He claims wedding drama, name rights pressure, a hijacked first dance and even says his mum danced inappropriately on him in front of guests. The fallout explains why he and Nicola quietly renewed their vows without the Beckhams and why he says his anxiety vanished once he stepped away. Brand Beckham versus Brooklyn has officially entered its messiest era and we are absolutely seated.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back for 2026, and we’re kicking off with a Things We Missed quiz to catch up on all the chaos we somehow slept through. Highlights include an elderly Condiment Queen hoarding sauces older than pop careers, Jermaine earning a slap on the wrist (and possibly a medical warning) for a hand edit in Mailbag, and Joel nearly thinking he was the main event at the Australian Open. Tim spotted a man washing his feet in airport toilets—trauma included—and Ricki accidentally turned her Zurich hotel into a sauna. Oh, and Joel’s officially deep into chopped salads, TikTok style.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim was in Perth during the holiday break, and gave us three things that he experienced on his trip. Two of them were cool and fun.... sure, but the third will make you vom! Who does that?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel kicked off 2026 by casually living his best life at the Australian Open, surrounded by peak Melbourne bingo celebs and actual tennis royalty. He found himself seated just behind Roger Federer and Rod Laver while watching Aryna Sabalenka, fully convinced his main character moment had arrived. Joel then attempted to get Yelena Dokic’s attention from the stands, despite wearing sunnies, a beard and a very ambitious AO fedora. The cruel twist was Sabalenka’s post match selfie, where Joel was tragically cropped out and reduced to a rogue hat and phone lurking behind a Love Island head. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live Monday, but in the meantime… Rosie O'Donnell sat down with Joel for a hilarious and surprisingly deep chat about everything from her first Aussie trip to fighting with Elizabeth Hasselbeck on The View. She shared wild stories about Madonna, Gina Davis, Kathy Griffin and even the “Chernobyl of mushrooms.” Plus, she weighed in on Kylie, Nicole and what she really thinks of Australian slang. Listen to the full podcast for Joel’s full interview with Rosie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melbourne United’s Matthew Dellavedova had a very close encounter with Joel during the NBL’s Pride Round, and let’s just say… Joel made the most of the moment. From hoops to hilarious sideline chaos, we break down exactly what went down when an NBL champion ended up right in his lap—plus, the unexpected thing Joel whispered to him after. You need to hear this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.