Kate, Tim & Marty

Hey ya patient betch! We're back liiiiive on the wireless January 22nd! In the meantime, here are our best bits: What did you skip work for? Whoopi Goldberg misses 'The View' to meet Pope Francis! What have you seen in your food? Shoppers are split on a 'disgusting' animal carcass being carried on a busy street! What's on your schtooping bucket list? A couple was caught 'fully nude' in a 'crack to sack' roadside romp as they 'fulfil their dream'. What did movies make you believe? Is quicksand really as dangerous as Hollywood makes you think? Ankle socks in the bin! Emily Ratajowski won't date men that wear ankle socks! Hack benatar continues! A woman found out she can remove makeup using a kitchen staple after forgetting face wash! We take it back to our final Quick Draw of 2023: Ricki-Lee vs Joel! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey ya patient betch! We're back liiiiive on the wireless January 22nd! In the meantime, here are our best bits: What did you take a little too far? A woman paid $180 for clip-in veneers however they were just a little too big! Who are you never dating again? There's a list of professions you should avoid in a husband! Ever cheated death? Passengers were seen lying underneath a moving train after slipping onto a rail track! Yellow pillows, let's discuss! Blokes around the world are admitting to owning them! What did you find in your food? A supermarket is investigating a serious claim that a frog ended up in her bought dinner! What song do you never ever wanna hear again? A wedding DJ shares a couple's strict 'DO NOT PLAY' playlist! We spin the Wednesday Wheel and play the 'Celebs Cast In Musicals' edition of Age Game! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey ya patient betch! We're back liiiiive on the wireless January 22nd! In the meantime, here are our best bits: Shoes off inside? Joel wants to chat about it after watching The Real Housewives Of New York! Where have you massaged? A boss was slammed for having a half-naked massage during a meeting! Does caffeine only work in hot drinks? How into airfryers are you? Check out this 21-layer airfryer nachos! Awkward emails! A woman dreads starting a new job over a very awkward name abbreviation! Do you hate your own bro? North West ignores all her younger siblings and lives her life like an only child! We play the Oz music edition of Joel Jivin'! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey ya patient betch! We're back liiiiive on the wireless January 22nd! In the meantime, here are our best bits: Wild walks! A moment explorer is struck by lightning while walking through everglades! Off-broadway sports! Ricki found some bizarre videos of the weirdest sports! How do you avoid sexy time? Female frogs fake their own deaths to avoid having sessions! What went down at the aths? An impromptu visit from doping control officers sparked a mass withdrawal of competitors at an athletics meeting! Hack benatar! The new hack to open jars that is blowing people's minds! What floats your boat? Women prefer flings but not marriage with more muscular men! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this: A mum from Mexico got her son a stripper for his 18th birthday. She covered his eyes and surprised him with the performance. Jennifer Lawrence revealed during an interview a strange Craigslist story about something her mum had done years ago. She had apparently had broken the toilet seat, but her mum decided to sell it on Craigslist and a writer on the new movie had bought it. Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this: A zoo in China have been forced to deny that one of its bears is a human in a costume. Because of the way it stands and the folds in its fur, it looks like a person in a costume. Martha Stewart is on a zodiac cruise of the east coast of Greenland and has admitted to capturing a small iceberg to use as cocktail ice for the night. The cocktail was posted in a carousel of photos, with Martha smiling and displaying the drink with the piece of iceberg sitting on a cart beside her. Some people questioned if taking the iceberg is good for the environment. Martha is currently on an upmarket zodiac cruise where she’s been inside an Icelandic volcano, travelled to Sky Lagoon and sailed to Denmark. Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this: During the performance of Grease, the Musical at the Dominion Theatre in London’s West End four audience members were removed by the police.  Two men and two women got into a fight and caused a disturbance during the performance. They were apparently being rude, abusive, and refusing to leave. The police came to the auditorium and escorted them out. Several girls were waiting in line for a portaloo at the Morgan Wallen concert in Pittsburgh when a fight broke out. The fight started when one of the girls pushed in front of the other in line. Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, we're talking about session injuries: An aquarium in Florida has said a manatee named ‘Hugh’ has passed away after a high intensity session with his brother. It was so aggressive, he suffered a 14.5cm rip in his colon. The aquarium released a statement said it was natural and increased mating behaviour and neither of them looked harmed. Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this bc men are the WORST!: A study has revealed that 80% of men have show up to a funeral with a CONDOM! 2,000 adults aged between 18 to 35 took part in the survey which revealed that 8 in 10 men took one to a funeral ‘just in case one thing leads to another’. A guy was in the car with his secret lover. His girlfriend walked up to the car and the lover slipped out of the car and got into the boot. The guy checked on the lover in the boot, grabbed the flowers, gave her a kiss and handed them to his girlfriend. Then drives off with her still in the boot.  Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this: Toe rings discuss! Rihanna has showed off an extravagant diamond toe ring. She posted a video on TikTok of her walking with a fresh pedicure and black heels with her giant diamond toe ring on her third toe. Rihanna posted the video ‘quiet luxury’. And more toe content! A plane passenger decided to take their shoes off and get comfortable on a flight. The unnamed flyer had hairy feet toes and their little toe is split in two like a miniature conjoined twin. A lot of people commented that if your feet look like this, you shouldn’t subject other people to it.  Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this: A man named Mason is threatening legal action after a complete stranger managed to get into his hotel room, get undressed and climb into his bed. Mason woke up at 3:50am by someone moving in his room – he assumed it was his partner coming back from late shift. He quickly realised that it was a drunk stranger who got into bed with him. What are your hotel horrors? What did the guest leave behind? A woman named Ash checked into a hotel in Miami and found a bag of blood. The guest demanded a refund. They found out the bag was actually vomit & red wine. Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this: Are you a petty bitch? The San Antonio Zoo is offering a special Valentine’s Day special to get back at your ex. For $14 (AUD), the zoo will name a cockroach after them to be fed to the animals. The money will be donated to helping at the animals at the zoo.  Gnarly smells! A woman named Jacqueline got back at her cheating ex by hiding something in his car. Her boyfriend asked for a ‘break’ from the relationship, and she later found out he was having an affair with a ‘junior apprentice’. She hid seafood marinara mix under the seat of his vintage car. The seafood was in there for 4 months and she saw him driving around with his window down. Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this: What's ya weird food combo? A pizza has been labelled a crime against food after someone shared what they added to their pepperoni pizza! And what did you find in your food? An employee from the fast-food chain ‘Sonic’ has been arrested after a woman discovered a bag of illegal white powdery substance in her hot dog.  Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhh! We’re back on the wiiiiireless January 22! In the meantime, get a load of this: What did you never give up on?  A man has been caught going out of his way to destroy a little girls snowman. He was captured on the doorbell, jumping out of his car just to kick over the snowman. The family initially thought the snowman had ‘died’ of natural causes but were left shocked when they discovered the footage.  What's the dumbest thing you've seen on the road? A video has been shared of a woman who didn’t know how to use a roundabout. The car was trying to turn directly right instead of going around. The person in the car behind gets out, walks to her window and has to explain how to use a roundabout. The woman was stopped for 10 minutes until she figured out how to do it.  Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betch! We're back live on the wireless January 22, but in the meantime... Are you mad for the fake tan? A mum named Kylen has sparked fury online after she admitted to using fake tan on her 4-month-old baby. She said she does it to ‘keep his skin looking sun kissed and rosy’. People were quick to call her out for being careless, saying the tan could ruin her son’s skin from the chemicals. That sounds a bit ridonk!! We hear from Zach and Chloe who are maaaad for the fake tan! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betch! We're back live on the wireless January 22, but in the meantime... What went down at the supermarket? A brawl broke out in a grocery store in Tamworth, New South Wales. Two women start fighting before more people started joining in. One woman even handed her baby to a man so she could throw insults, punches and kicks. Bottles of Sprite started to fly through the air before the fight was stopped by security! We hear from Kim and Sarah who share their experiences at the supermarket. Sarah's roast chook got punched! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betch! We're back live on the wireless January 22, but in the meantime... Do you see someone in jail? 73-year-old Becky Brown was kidnapped and trapped in a car with two armed men. Becky spent 2 hours in the car with the men, listening to jazz music as the men attempted to wire cash from her bank account. The men then drove her to an ATM where she withdrew $2,000 for them. The men dropped Becky home and she called the police. She wants to visit them in jail.  We hear from Kylie who explains how she sees her brother in jail! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betchhhh! We're back liiiiive on the wireless January 22nd... but in the meantime, we're talking about getting back to your job. How long did ya stay in the job? A Disney employee died at 87 and started his job in 1953! Also, we find out which generation are the most difficult to work with! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Merry Christmas, betchhhh! Hope you're having the best one... we bet somewhere in the world Ricki-Lee is getting a Big Mac as we speak during this festive day. And speaking of... what do you eat everyday? We reveal Trump's Maccas habits and ask out what you eat everyday. This woman can't get enough of Christmas meals. Makes sense. Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betch! We're back live January 22, but in the meantime... Dumb dumb moments. Which one is more dumb? Cops were bogged on a WA beach and had to have others help them out of the beach OR... Boris Johnson 'asked scientists' if blowing a hairdryer up your nose could kill COVID! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.