Kate, Tim & Marty

Hey betch! We're back live January 22, but in the meantime... We're talking about nightmares! Which one's worse? You pick: Passengers were treated (or rather had to endure) a singalong due to a grounded plane... OR Attending a wedding that ONLY served water. Hear the full stories now. Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betch! We're back live January 22, but in the meantime... What was in your bodddddyyyy? A lot of weird stuff going on in hospitals lately, am I riiiiight?! A doctor has pulled a spider from a woman's ear... and hospitalisations for foreign objects in RECTUMS are on the rise! What's going on with our bodies? Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betch! We're back live January 22, but in the meantime... We're talking about food. A woman is being slammed online for calling her boyfriend's stir-fry dish 'lonely man food'. Do you agree? Also, what dish gave you the sh*ts? A man was almost killed by eating a curry! Oh shhh****tttt! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, ya lil betch! We're back live January 22nd, but in the meantime... Which animals are dicks? Dolphins are apparently sex pests. Ricki-Lee has a problem with bush turkeys... and how's this for revenge! These orcas sunk a yacht after a relentless 45-minute attack. Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, ya betch! We're back liiiive January 22, so in the meantime, here are our best bits: Pop culture age! Leo's new girlfriend wasn't even born when 'Titanic' came out! Borderline alcoholics, where you at? Adele has announced she's drinking again! How long did you wait in line? Disney theme park guests are pooing while waiting in line for rides! Gross! When did you just have to go? A woman was caught squatting in a shopping aisle! Clean-up on Aisle Three, please! Emergency visits! A traumatised woman was forced to visit emergency after an adult toy got stuck up her bum! Aaaand we play Tim's World Alarm! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, ya lil betch! We're back liiiive on January 22. In the meantime, enjoy our best bits: Free food... let's discuss. A woman was busted on CCTV when demanding a refund because of one rude act! Dumb dumb dumb! Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson 'asked scientists' if blowing a hairdryer up the nose could kill COVID! What did you climb? Tim found the funniest video of a news reporter stuffing up why this Mount Everest climber was such a legend! What's ya big four? Vera Wang shares the four things she does to keep herself 'ageless'... these will make you feel a little more relaxed about life! Aaaand to celebrate 20 years since his Australian Idol win, Guy Sebastian joins us live in the studio to play Quick Draw! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, betchhhhh! We're back liiiiive January 22nd but here are our best bits: Deep heat disasters! A woman was so distracted by a Netflix doco, she ended up brushing her teeth with Deep Heat! How do you shower? Ricki has issues with hotel showers! Did your dog actually eat it? A dog ate an owner's passport putting his wedding in Italy in jeopardy! Which animals are dicks? Orcas sank a yacht after a relentless 45-minute attack! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, betchhhh! We're back liiiive January 22nd... in the meantime, here are our best bits: Names names names! Macaulay Culkin has asked people to give him a new middle name! Looking for a hubby? Here are the professions you should AVOID in one! Where did you go when you had to go? A man drank 'warm urine' after a delivery driver confused cups in a food order! What did you downright refused to do out of embarrassment? A son's new girlfriend refuses to get in his mum's car because it's 'embarrassing'! When did you win big? A dog helped some guy pick the winning numbers! Aaand we play the Boyfriend edition of Joel Jivin'! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betch!!! We're back live January 22nd, but enjoy our best bits! Banned 4 lyf! These Aussie lads cop a banning from FIVE Las Vegas casinos! What happened with headies on? A girl got charged by a cow on a rampage! How do you sleep? This woman sleeps in a coffin and people call her a 'weirdo'... Comedy couples! A woman savagely brings measuring tape to a club to check if men are a certain height! What's the worst job you had to do? 'The Human Centipede' actress keeps getting asked if she was ever farted on! If you missed it, here's our 2013 Year In Review! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey ya betchhhh!!! It's our last live show of the year!!! Who did you flip off? A BBC newsreader was caught giving the finger live on-air! What did the tourist see you do? A gondola full of tourists capsizes after they refused to stop taking selfies! What do you just love to do? Robert Downey Jr opened up about being a 'serial masturbator'! Dec 11 is the doomsday for most in a rello! Let Joel tell you why! How well do we know the events that went down in 2023? We play a new game called Month Mayhem! We spoke to our Best AND Worst Callers of the year! Annnnd we listen to our Year In Review! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OMG bettttchhh, let us fill you in on what happened during our end of year dinner and drinks last night! We went to Totti's in Bondi... and the person sitting next to us got us all a bit starstruck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, betch! It's our final Quick Draw of the year... and we have the BIGGEST QUICK DRAW GUESTS IN SHOW HISTORY. Name Quick Draw guests starting with 'R' and 'J'... Song Of The Year! Washington Post have named Joel's favourite as the best pop song of 2023! What was in the background on the phone? A woman was left with a $90,000 dinner bill after making a brutal mistake while taking a pic of her meal at a restaurant! Which famous tennis player uses breastmilk to cure sunburn? Find out in the Glossys! Salon screw-ups! A student is horrified after mouldy fungus sprouted out of her fingernails! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's our final Quick Draw of the year... and well, don't we have the BEST GUESTS IN SHOW HISTORY to compete with us! Name two guests starting 'R' & 'J'....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You might wanna think twice when taking pictures at a restaurant. This woman in China took a picture of her meal and ended up being charged $60,000 for the bill! Hear why not!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, you little betch! What animal freaks you out? Joel found the most HORRID photo of the inside of a frilled shark's mouth! Sneezers unite! An American girl has an incredibly rare condition that sees her sneeze about 12,000 times a day! Couples that swap! Ex-spouses of a high-profile American morning TV affair are now dating! Listen to what Regis & Kelly had to say about the iPhone announcement back in 2007... oh how they were so wrong! We spin the Wednesday Wheel and play The Whisper Challenge! Tim goes BRUTAL on Joel in a game of Tim's Sophie's Choice! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are we jealous or sad for this girl? There's a rare condition that an American girl has - which causes her to sneeze 12,000 times a day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay holllld up... wait a minute! We posted a video showing The Rock doing chest flys with little weights - and people are ROASTING us... even TikTok influencers. Wait 'til you hear about what this lil betch had to say about us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey you DINK! What's goin' on, Tim! Let's get into Tuesday's show, ya lil betch! DINK brags... let's hear it! A couple in a 'DINK' relationship are getting backlash after telling people about the benefit it gives to their lives. We're a bit more interested in the pairing of these two! Hack Benatar alert! Want an easier and odd way to clean potatoes? Well, have we got the solution for you! Are you keen for the bean?! A woman celebrating her 115th birthday has revealed her one diet secret to a long life! Rita Ora has done something WIIIIILD to her spine! Find out all about it in the Glossys! Drastic career changes! Italy's 'most attractive man' had made a career change from drama and dance... to becoming a priest! Champion eaters! A steakhouse's mixed grill challenge has caused a lil tension after the pub refused to pay out a bloke for refusing to eat the salad! Aaaand we play our last Joel Jivin of the year! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What bean are you keen on?! A woman celebrating her 115th birthday shares her secrets to what she eats to stay alive for all these years!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now's your chance to hear your DINK brag! A DINK is couple that are 'double income no kids'... something that Joel & Ricki-Lee share. We get into that, and wanna hear your DINK brag!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.