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Are you a travel betch? Wait 'til you hear about this genius hack for your carry-on... because we're not paying for those extra kilos! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday, betch! Who are you related to? An eye surgeon has this WILD claim that all blue-eyed people are related! Last night was the premiere of Season 2 of the new Australian Idol that Ricki is hosting. We recap all the best bits! Apple has released new emojis! Joel lives to educate and update you on the breaking news - so hear all about it now! Is Taylor Swift performing at the Super Bowl? Find out in the Glossys! What do you swear by? Margot Robbie has a 'beer shower' and Jessica Biel eats in the shower! Who was shit-canning you? A woman confesses her boyfriend thinks she's ugly and he laughs about her looks with his friends! We play the Nova's Red Room edition of Joel Jivin'! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel lives to educate - and he's ready to update us on the latest tech news! Apple plans to release 118 brand new emojis! Let's go through them! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who are you related? Open your eyes a bit more... you wanna hear about this! An eye surgeon claims that all blue-eyed people are related! Find out why now! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIM, betch! What did you wake up doing? A study has revealed the strangest activities people carry out when asleep. We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag. You'll never want to eat figs again! Ricki-Lee takes on a Beyonce quiz! Britney Spears apologised for her mentor and praises Justin Timberlake's new song. More deets in the Glossys! What went down at the wedding? A mum discovered her long lost daughter is marrying her son! What rained on you? A teenager poured milk on boat passengers down the Yarra River! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What went down at the wedding? A mum makes a life-changing discovery on her son's wedding day, when after looking her daughter-in-law's birthmark... realises that her son is marrying her long lost daughter! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Glossys: We go through the top songs on the Hottest 100 over the long weekend! Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce smooch up on the field! X is blocking people from searching Taylor Swift after X-rated AI pictures are being shared of her! Britney Spears has apologised for 'offending' people she 'cares about' in her tell-all memoir released last year! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Thursday, ya little betch! Jam-packed show today, so let's get into it: Who would you sue? Two fans are suing Madonna for being late, so we wanna know which concerts did you experience that was so terrible, that the artist should be sued! Guy's nights! The University of Oxford has revealed that men need at least two 'guys nights' a week in order to stay healthy. Cruise water facts! This cruise passenger cannot believe this is exactly where all the ships' water comes from. Glossys! Which music festival has had the slowest ticket sales in over a decade? Find out in the Glossys! Embarrassing cards! A mum was mortified after reading her son's birthday card from his girlfriend. Quick Draw! Aussie game show and morning TV legend Larry Emdur joins us live in the studio to verse Ricki-Lee in a game of Quick Draw! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay, this has to be the most embarrassing birthday card ever. This mum was mortified after reading her son's birthday card from his girlfriend! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not what you think. The University of Oxford studies say that men need at least two 'guys nights' a week in order to stay healthy. Find out why. Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Wednesday, betch!!! Let me tell you, today's show was ON FIRE, betch!!! Here we go: Do you have a celeb shrine? A woman was left baffled after discovering a 'creepy' shrine to Nicolas Cage hidden under her house! Funny clerical errors! This actor accidentally received Tom Holland's huge Marvel pay cheque! Shit flicks! Britney Spears' first ever movie is coming to Netflix after never being available to stream before! Why is everyone calling 50 Cent '25 Cents'? Find out in the Glossys! Joel lives to educate and he shared with us something that has left scientists BAFFLED. Believe us, you don't wanna miss this gear! We debut a new game to the Wednesday Wheel... 'Il Brevo!' Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usher has just announced the line-up for his new 'Lovers & Friends' festival happening in Las Vegas this May... and excuse me, but this could be the best line-up ever, betch! Alongside him, Janet Jackson, Backstreet Boys, Gwen Stefani, Nelly Furtado, TLC, Ciara, Ja Rule, Ashanti and SO MANY MORE R&B LEGENDS are on the line-up! Hear more now! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine being a hard-working actor and with a name muddle-up, you end up getting MARVEL SIZED PAYCHECKS that were for Tom Holland? Well, this guy is unfortunately getting those. Hear more about it now! Follow us @rickileetimandjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two days into our year... let's do this, betches! What's your age again? This 20-year-old chick sounds like she is legit FIVE YEARS OLD! Into the Stanley cup hype? This woman was arrested in the United States for allegedly stealing 65 of those cups! Have you stuck with a theme? A lady named the 'Green Lady of Brooklyn' is known for wearing exclusive green attire for over two decades! Ricki On The Internet... this is our new segment to showcase Ricki's algorithm to its core! Which famous Aussie actor is getting roasted for so many Razzie nominations? Find out in the Glossys! What did not stop at the party? A man partied for four days after being shot in the head without realising it! Since Saltburn is bringing songs back on the charts, we play a 'Repopularised' edition of Joel Jivin'! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surely you've heard about these cups taking over the world and surviving burning cars! Get this - a 23-year-old woman has been arrested for 65 STOLEN Stanley cups!  Hear more about this now! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's your age again? Ricki came across a video of this woman who is 20-years-old but sounds like a 5 YEAR OLD!  Follow us @rickileetimjoel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey betches! We're officially back for 2024! Btw, have you met Wob? Joel & Ricki needs some updating after not doing much over the break, so we go through our traditional 'Things We Missed' quiz! We go through your messages and comments with 'Mailbag'! What standard workplace item did Bradley Cooper ban on the set of his film, 'Maestro'? Find out in the Glossys! Joel has a new celebrity friend!  George Calombaris has the most INSANE opinion ever about tomatoes! How did you end up in the E.R.? A woman ended somehow got a zip stuck in her nose! Follow us @rickileetimjoel! But still... anyone seen Wob?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's edition of the Glossys: Bradley Cooper banned this one ESSENTIAL workplace item from the set of his new film 'Maestro'. Fresh divorcee Deborah Lee-Furness wore quite an iconic shirt today in response to her split with Hugh Jackman! Blackers has an issue with Prince Harry winning an aviation award! The production designer of Saltburn reveals the ingredients used in the bathwater for THAT scene! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This just popped up randomly on our first day back... Joel just pops out of the blue that he was at a funeral with Tom Cruise AND Katie Holmes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey ya patient betch! We're back liiiiive on the wireless January 22nd! In the meantime, here are our best bits: Today years old! We find out the shocking truth about rainbows! Ever had a cap in yo assssss? Timbaland reveals he still has a bullet lodged in his head four decades after he was shot! Joel has an apology to make... What load did you use? A spectacular display happened after a car crashed into a lorry carrying over $8,000 worth of fireworks! Hot families discuss. A grandma, daughter and granddaughter say they constantly get confused as sisters! When did you just have to go? A woman squatted in a plane aisle and did the dirty! Follow us @rickileetimjoel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.