Werewolf Ambulance

This week for our Baby Break episode we're diving back into 3 older episodes, The Conjuring, Paranormal Activity and Queen of the Damned. There's jokes a plenty, some wonderful singing and much nonsense to be had! Thanks so much for checking out these special episodes and we hope they tide you over until our, surely triumphant, return to regular episodes. Keep your suggestions coming in and keep on telling your friends about us. You are all the best!   

In this best of special episode we have a very special announcement plus highlights from classic Werewolf Ambulance episodes Pay the Ghost, Darkness Falls, Thirteen Ghosts and I Know Who Killed me. Thanks so much for listening and telling your friends about us. You are all the best! 

Here is the first of our Baby-Break Clip Show episodes. Covering a wide variety of subjects and episodes, we delve into our back catalogue to bring you some hilarious jokes and bits while we are on our hiatus. Give it a listen, share with friends, and thank you as always for all of your support! 

We've covered some of the worst (or at least one of the worst) movies of this franchise, so we thought it was high time we covered the best: the original, 1980's "Friday the 13th." Special topics for your consideration include our aversions to camp and the group songs that go with it, why slasher films don't consider the season before they start filming, KEVIN BACON, lake monsters, Savini Watch, how completely illogical Jason's overarching storyline is and an announcement: guys, this is going to be our last new movie episode for a little while as Katie starts her baby hiatus. Allen is planning to put together some "best of" clips shows that will most likely come out biweekly until we're back in the groove. Thanks for all your support and we're already looking forward to picking it back up. Did you miss our other "Friday the 13th" episodes? Check out Episode 32- "Part VII" and Episode 117- "Part VIII." How do you feel about this first installment in the "Friday the 13th" franchise? Let us know at facebook.com/

Spoiler alert: we LOVE this week's movie, the 1988 masterpiece "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Special topics we'll be discussing include: potty training tips that no one should follow, Officer Ken Doll, the appearance of Allen's favorite horror characters (movie punks, obvs), top notch movie theme songs, a retrospective on Soupy Sales and some updates about our future plans. Did you miss our other killer clown (klown?) movies? Check out Episode 97- "IT" and a real oldie-but-goodie, Episode 3- "Stitches."  Have you seen this one? Do you love it like we do? Let us know in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Music used in this week's episode includes: The Dickies- "Killer Klowns" Steve Miller Band- "Fly Like an Eagle" Dio- "Rainbow in the Dark" Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to

In this week's episode, we're back to the 2000s with the French-American remake of "Maniac" starring Elijah Wood. Special topics for your consideration include: barf talk, crappy superpowers, wearing a basketball jersey unironically, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, 'Great British Bakeoff' and an introduction to our new segment entitled "okay Google, how do you say that in French?" Did you miss our other crazy-guy-killer films? Check out Episode 54- "The Shining," Episode 75- "Ritual (Modus Anomali) and Episode 81- "Saw." Have you seen this one? How about the original "Maniac" film? What do you think of both/either? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get jus

This week we're discussing the 1991 Wes Craven creep-out film "The People Under the Stairs." Special topics for your consideration include: the sheer number of 90s movie and television stars in this movie, the confusing and often unintelligible lyrics of Pearl Jam, Ving Rhames and his potential political office, the horrors of gentrification and some talk about the classic film franchise "Mannequin." If you missed our other movies that take place in scary houses, check out Episode 64- "The Haunting," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity" and/or Episode 85- "House on Haunted Hill." Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do!

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1988 George Romero weird chemistry/medical disaster/ill-behaved primate film "Monkey Shines." Special topics for your consideration include: bad science, bad monkeys, bad medical practices, bad shirt fashion, bad boundary-setting for one's monkey friend and bad character development. YIKES.  Did you miss our other episodes about animals behaving badly? Check out Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 41- "The Last Shark" and Episode 37- "Zombeavers." Have you seen this one? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have t

Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV. Listen to Werewolf Ambulance, you don't need to see the movie! We are gonna spoil it, though. This week we're discussing the 1987 vampire film "The Lost Boys." Special topics for your consideration include: a bunch of 90s music that we like, the ruinous power of the dangly earring, the most movie punks that have ever been in one place, cool grandpas, THE COREYS, decorating with neon and sexy saxophones.  Did you miss our other vampire episodes? Check out Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night" and Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned." How do you feel about "The Lost Boys"? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you d

We're taking it back to basics this week with our guest Emily and her pick, the last of the Universal monster films: "Creature from the Black Lagoon" from 1954. Special topics for your consideration include: women in science, interchangeable protagonists, the claw...THE CLAW!, the dangers of the actual Amazon, Jethro Tull and Wikipedia holes.  Have you seen this one? What are your thoughts on it? Where does it rank for you on the Universal monster continuum? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Did you miss our only other Universal monster episode? Check out Episode 94- "Bride of Frankenstein." We have talked about a lot of other monsters though, such as in Episode 100- "Monster Squad," Episode 114- "Gremlins" and of course, Episode 24- "Grabbers," in which we went on a bit of a vision

Oh god, teens. What are they even doing? We try to decode their weird, incomprehensible behavior in this week's episode in which we discuss the 2015 film "#Horror." THE TITLE HAS A HASHTAG IN IT, THIS IS THE WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE. Special topics for your consideration include:  #Remembering VW bumper stickers #Terrible behavior, witnessed #A surprising tie-in to last week's episode ("The Cell") #The most disturbing word combination that Allen could conceive #Whether this movie makes sense to younger people? Maybe someone could let us know?? Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Hate it? Feel as baffled and crazy as we did? Tell us about it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Did you miss some of the other times we tried to figure out what teens are talking about? Catch up with Episode 48- "U

In this week's episode, we discuss the 2000 remake of "Silence of the Lambs" called--wait, what? This isn't a remake? Whoops! We're talking about the REM- "Losing My Religion" video that-- wait, no. We're talking about the Jennifer Lopez visually stunning film "The Cell." Other topics we'd like you to consider include: baby-talkin, lipstick as a signifier of mood, suits made of Slim Jims, horse jokes (yes, of course, horse jokes) and movies Katie liked more than this, particularly the "Major League" franchise. Have you seen this one? If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Into movies that look really cool? Check out Episode 54- "The Shining", Episode 26- "It Follows" and Episode 23- "Suspiria." Speaking of stuff you're into, how about checking out

In this week's episode, we hit up another anthology film, 1990's "Tales from the Darkside." Special topics for your consideration include: late night HBO viewing that is most definitely not child friendly, the supernatural works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and who was cooler him or Houdini, college dorm life explained, and the assurance that your cat is most definitely going to eat you.  Have you seen "Tales from the Darkside"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.    Get this episode and all our old episodes wherever you like to listen to podcasts. Missed our other anthology episodes? Check out Episode 68 -  "Trick r' Treat" and Episode 21 - "Creepshow."   Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 action/comedy/mystery/...horror? film "Hot Fuzz." Special topics for your consideration include: is this actually a horror movie, or did we get fooled by an action movie?, "Point Break" and being crazy for Swayze, Dire Straits appreciation (how would you guys feel about a new podcast segment called "Straits Talk"? No? Just us?), the real secrets of Las Vegas and horse lips. Yeah, horse lips. Have you seen this one? If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Into British movies? Check out one of our earliest guestisodes, Episode 10- "Frightmare," Episode 19- "Kill List" or Episode 47- "Don't Look Now" (which is a British-Italian film but c'mon, close enough).  Speaking of stuff you're into, how about ch

This week we're joined by our friend Josef to discuss his pick, the 2008 Canadian horror/virus/zombie film "Pontypool." Special topics for your consideration include: our typically American lack of knowledge about anything Canadian, Josef's relationship with comic books and superheros,  the lack of effort that anyone at Netflix is putting into their film descriptions, conspiracy theories and things the movie doesn't show you. Have you seen this one? If not, it's on Netflix (but don't read the description because it's kinda worthless). If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Into zombies? Check out Episode 92- "Dead Snow", Episode 101- "28 Days Later" or, if you absolutely must, Episode 37- "Zombeavers." Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryp

In this week's episode, we dip back into the John Carpenter well with his 1980 film "The Fog." Special topics for your consideration include: our future careers as copyright-free jazz radio hosts, the questionable allure of Tom Atkins: why do movies seem to think that young women are gaga for him?, the predictive powers of one Jamie Lee Curtis, long shots of nothing, leaving your child with a sea captain for safekeeping, and whether or not a film can be a slow burn if it never actually catches fire. Have you seen "The Fog"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Missed our other John Carpenter episodes? Check out Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness" and Episode112- "Christine." Now that we're back to our regularly scheduled horror programming, we can better sel

Last year we had so much fun talking about "Days of Thunder" in our April Fool's episode that we decided to just do it again! Everyone loves movies about race car drivers! Just kidding...we're doing something much, MUCH more ridiculous this year. We hope you like it and we'll be back to our regularly scheduled blood and guts next week. Here are two hints as to what the movie is before you listen! Music used in this episode includes: Kenny Loggins-  "Meet Me Halfway" Sammy Hagar- "Winner Takes it All" Let us know your thoughts on this movie, this episode, or whatever is on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Did you miss our "Days of Thunder" episode from last year? If so, it's not too late. It's Episode 76, go download it now! Also, a huge congratulations to our Count Dickula sweepstake

This week we're discussing the sci-fi/horror/comedy/grossout movie "Slither" from 2006. Special topics for your consideration include: a very important AMA on Reddit that everyone should see, Muppets singing R&B/rap hits of the 90s, opinions on "Dinosaurs" (the television show, not the beasts), a very real need to stop using internet acronyms IRL and perhaps most importantly: two, count em, two contests! One is the Count Dickula sweepstakes in which the first person to email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com with the number of times we say "dick" in this episode wins a free Werewolf Ambulance XL or 2XL t-shirt (hey, you get what you get and it's free). The other is a non-cleverly named contest in which the first listener to email us with the title of next week's April Fool's Day movie, which we have teased a number of times, will win the same prize as above. Have you seen "Slither"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werew

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2011 horror comedy film "Cabin In The Woods." Special topics for your consideration include: a very important lesson in Pittsburgh accents, brief reviews of several in-theaters-now films such as "Kong: Skull Island" and "Logan," more meta horror, whether Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth have ever been seen in the same room together, Allen's limited tool knowledge and Sigourney f-ing Weaver.  Into horror comedies? Check out the time we tried to watch "Zombeavers" (Episode 37). Want to talk meta horror? Listen to Episode 44- "Scream." Have you seen this one? Do you love it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are stil

In this week's very special guestisode, we're joined by our friend Dave to discuss the 1997 sci-fi/space horror film "Event Horizon." Special topics for your consideration include: more talk about "Hellraiser" because let's always talk about "Hellraiser," Transylvanian salt mines and the treasures they contain, future magic technology such as CD-Rs, using CGI instead of plot devices to varying degrees of success, and referring to Sam Neill only as "Jurassic Park." Want to hear more thoughts on "Hellraiser"? Check out Episode 51 in which we devote an entire hour to it. Or, if you're just really into horror movies in space, you can check out Episode 65- "Alien." Have you seen "Event Horizon"? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  As always, you should abso