Werewolf Ambulance

Don't be fooled, EMTs-- this week we are NOT discussing the much-beloved, unparalleled original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," we're discussing the 2003 remake starring Jessica Biel and a bunch of other bozos. Special topics for your consideration include: the original movie obvs, food challenges such as egg-eating and cinnamon-ingesting, John Lithgow or John Larroquette: which is which?, completely losing track of one of the main characters in this film, stupid leaps of logic and real talk about low-rise jeans.  Want to hear us talk about the TCM franchise? Check out Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2." Want to hear us do more complaining about television actors in movies? Listen to Episode 14- "Ghost Ship."  Have you seen this remake? Did you see it just for this episode? Are you mad at us? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super gener

"That kid next door is a meatball!" This week we're discussing the 1989 Joe Dante horror comedy "The Burbs." Special topics for your consideration include: a lesson in Pittsburghese, the purpose of Corey Feldman and the joys of Tom Hanks, toupees, Germans, teens, Geraldo Rivera and the ennui of suburban living. Allen has a theory that this movie takes place in the same universe as "Fright Night" and "Monster Squad." You should check out our episodes on those movies, numbers 22 and 100 respectively and let us know if you agree. Have you seen this one? What do you think? Also, related: what's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You

It's real! Vagina dentataaaa! This week we are taking a very serious look at the very serious problem of having teeth in your vagina with the 2007 black comedy horror film "Teeth." Special topics for your consideration include: the surprising things that do and do not make us squeamish, "Brads we have known, the theory of evolution, lessons on sacramental wine and the shock of horror movie teens actually doing what they are supposed to do. Have you seen this one? If not, you probably should before you listen to this episode. If so, what did you think about it? Let us know on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. You can also email us at werewolfambulance@gmail.com. Like to hear us talk about weird sex stuff? Ew, of  course you do, you're a pervert. If so, there is only one episode you need to hear: Episode 51 - "Hellraiser." Get it and all our old episodes at werewolfambulance.libsyn.com, on iTunes or wherever you like to listen to podcasts.  Hey, you know who else is back? Our Cryptocurium sponsorship! You know th

We're back, EMTs! Thanks for sticking with us through our baby hiatus. What better option to return with than the John Carpenter classic (if Allen says it's a classic, it's a classic, okay??) " In the Mouth of Madness" from 1994? Big thanks to Twitter user boomboompachyderm for suggesting this one.  Special topics for your consideration include: the chasing and capture of the scare dragon, a certain 90s teen comedy film, Mase, Diddy vs. Biggie (if you aren't on our side with this one, you can stop listening. Just kidding, please don't), a ranking of the John Carpenter oeuvre and perceptions of Sam Neill.  Check out our other John Carpenter episodes, Episode 79: "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 129: "The Fog"... And just for the hell of it, listen to Episode 52: "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch" too. Hey, you are glad we're back, tell your friends! And let us know what you think of this movie or whatever is on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambula

Just a quick little message letting you all know that we'll be back with a new episode on Monday 9/18/2017. Give a listen to find out what movie we'll be covering! Thanks as always for listening and being so supportive! 

In this week's Baby-Break episode are some clips from guest episodes we've done, specifically our friends Jason Mckittrick who brought us Alien, Justin Gray who brought us Predator and Amanda who brought us the cult classic The Pit! We highlight the depth and breadth of knowledge these folks bring and we also highlight just how ridiculous these conversations can get. We hope you've been enjoying these baby break episodes and we should have news shortly about our return! Please keep sending recommendations and all of your kind messages. They mean the world. And be sure to check out Jason's work at cryptocurium.com where you can subscribe to The Parcel of Terror and join the Order of the Thinned Veil and check out Justin's work at burn.to.build.com. As always you are all the best. Rest in Peace Tobe Hopper. 

This week for our Baby Break episode we're diving back into 3 older episodes, The Conjuring, Paranormal Activity and Queen of the Damned. There's jokes a plenty, some wonderful singing and much nonsense to be had! Thanks so much for checking out these special episodes and we hope they tide you over until our, surely triumphant, return to regular episodes. Keep your suggestions coming in and keep on telling your friends about us. You are all the best!   

In this best of special episode we have a very special announcement plus highlights from classic Werewolf Ambulance episodes Pay the Ghost, Darkness Falls, Thirteen Ghosts and I Know Who Killed me. Thanks so much for listening and telling your friends about us. You are all the best! 

Here is the first of our Baby-Break Clip Show episodes. Covering a wide variety of subjects and episodes, we delve into our back catalogue to bring you some hilarious jokes and bits while we are on our hiatus. Give it a listen, share with friends, and thank you as always for all of your support! 

We've covered some of the worst (or at least one of the worst) movies of this franchise, so we thought it was high time we covered the best: the original, 1980's "Friday the 13th." Special topics for your consideration include our aversions to camp and the group songs that go with it, why slasher films don't consider the season before they start filming, KEVIN BACON, lake monsters, Savini Watch, how completely illogical Jason's overarching storyline is and an announcement: guys, this is going to be our last new movie episode for a little while as Katie starts her baby hiatus. Allen is planning to put together some "best of" clips shows that will most likely come out biweekly until we're back in the groove. Thanks for all your support and we're already looking forward to picking it back up. Did you miss our other "Friday the 13th" episodes? Check out Episode 32- "Part VII" and Episode 117- "Part VIII." How do you feel about this first installment in the "Friday the 13th" franchise? Let us know at facebook.com/

Spoiler alert: we LOVE this week's movie, the 1988 masterpiece "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Special topics we'll be discussing include: potty training tips that no one should follow, Officer Ken Doll, the appearance of Allen's favorite horror characters (movie punks, obvs), top notch movie theme songs, a retrospective on Soupy Sales and some updates about our future plans. Did you miss our other killer clown (klown?) movies? Check out Episode 97- "IT" and a real oldie-but-goodie, Episode 3- "Stitches."  Have you seen this one? Do you love it like we do? Let us know in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Music used in this week's episode includes: The Dickies- "Killer Klowns" Steve Miller Band- "Fly Like an Eagle" Dio- "Rainbow in the Dark" Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to

In this week's episode, we're back to the 2000s with the French-American remake of "Maniac" starring Elijah Wood. Special topics for your consideration include: barf talk, crappy superpowers, wearing a basketball jersey unironically, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, 'Great British Bakeoff' and an introduction to our new segment entitled "okay Google, how do you say that in French?" Did you miss our other crazy-guy-killer films? Check out Episode 54- "The Shining," Episode 75- "Ritual (Modus Anomali) and Episode 81- "Saw." Have you seen this one? How about the original "Maniac" film? What do you think of both/either? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get jus

This week we're discussing the 1991 Wes Craven creep-out film "The People Under the Stairs." Special topics for your consideration include: the sheer number of 90s movie and television stars in this movie, the confusing and often unintelligible lyrics of Pearl Jam, Ving Rhames and his potential political office, the horrors of gentrification and some talk about the classic film franchise "Mannequin." If you missed our other movies that take place in scary houses, check out Episode 64- "The Haunting," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity" and/or Episode 85- "House on Haunted Hill." Have you seen this one? How do you feel about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do!

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1988 George Romero weird chemistry/medical disaster/ill-behaved primate film "Monkey Shines." Special topics for your consideration include: bad science, bad monkeys, bad medical practices, bad shirt fashion, bad boundary-setting for one's monkey friend and bad character development. YIKES.  Did you miss our other episodes about animals behaving badly? Check out Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 41- "The Last Shark" and Episode 37- "Zombeavers." Have you seen this one? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have t

Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV. Listen to Werewolf Ambulance, you don't need to see the movie! We are gonna spoil it, though. This week we're discussing the 1987 vampire film "The Lost Boys." Special topics for your consideration include: a bunch of 90s music that we like, the ruinous power of the dangly earring, the most movie punks that have ever been in one place, cool grandpas, THE COREYS, decorating with neon and sexy saxophones.  Did you miss our other vampire episodes? Check out Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night" and Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned." How do you feel about "The Lost Boys"? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you d

We're taking it back to basics this week with our guest Emily and her pick, the last of the Universal monster films: "Creature from the Black Lagoon" from 1954. Special topics for your consideration include: women in science, interchangeable protagonists, the claw...THE CLAW!, the dangers of the actual Amazon, Jethro Tull and Wikipedia holes.  Have you seen this one? What are your thoughts on it? Where does it rank for you on the Universal monster continuum? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Did you miss our only other Universal monster episode? Check out Episode 94- "Bride of Frankenstein." We have talked about a lot of other monsters though, such as in Episode 100- "Monster Squad," Episode 114- "Gremlins" and of course, Episode 24- "Grabbers," in which we went on a bit of a vision

Oh god, teens. What are they even doing? We try to decode their weird, incomprehensible behavior in this week's episode in which we discuss the 2015 film "#Horror." THE TITLE HAS A HASHTAG IN IT, THIS IS THE WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE. Special topics for your consideration include:  #Remembering VW bumper stickers #Terrible behavior, witnessed #A surprising tie-in to last week's episode ("The Cell") #The most disturbing word combination that Allen could conceive #Whether this movie makes sense to younger people? Maybe someone could let us know?? Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Hate it? Feel as baffled and crazy as we did? Tell us about it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Did you miss some of the other times we tried to figure out what teens are talking about? Catch up with Episode 48- "U

In this week's episode, we discuss the 2000 remake of "Silence of the Lambs" called--wait, what? This isn't a remake? Whoops! We're talking about the REM- "Losing My Religion" video that-- wait, no. We're talking about the Jennifer Lopez visually stunning film "The Cell." Other topics we'd like you to consider include: baby-talkin, lipstick as a signifier of mood, suits made of Slim Jims, horse jokes (yes, of course, horse jokes) and movies Katie liked more than this, particularly the "Major League" franchise. Have you seen this one? If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Into movies that look really cool? Check out Episode 54- "The Shining", Episode 26- "It Follows" and Episode 23- "Suspiria." Speaking of stuff you're into, how about checking out

In this week's episode, we hit up another anthology film, 1990's "Tales from the Darkside." Special topics for your consideration include: late night HBO viewing that is most definitely not child friendly, the supernatural works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and who was cooler him or Houdini, college dorm life explained, and the assurance that your cat is most definitely going to eat you.  Have you seen "Tales from the Darkside"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.    Get this episode and all our old episodes wherever you like to listen to podcasts. Missed our other anthology episodes? Check out Episode 68 -  "Trick r' Treat" and Episode 21 - "Creepshow."   Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 action/comedy/mystery/...horror? film "Hot Fuzz." Special topics for your consideration include: is this actually a horror movie, or did we get fooled by an action movie?, "Point Break" and being crazy for Swayze, Dire Straits appreciation (how would you guys feel about a new podcast segment called "Straits Talk"? No? Just us?), the real secrets of Las Vegas and horse lips. Yeah, horse lips. Have you seen this one? If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Into British movies? Check out one of our earliest guestisodes, Episode 10- "Frightmare," Episode 19- "Kill List" or Episode 47- "Don't Look Now" (which is a British-Italian film but c'mon, close enough).  Speaking of stuff you're into, how about ch