Werewolf Ambulance

In this week's episode, we are taking a break from all of the hype and drama of new horror cinema with the 1975 star-studded film, "The Devil's Rain." Special topics for your consideration include: having only two paces to your movie and having them both be unbearable, leaving your servant to die, butthole eyes, and an incredible transformation. And weirdly, a baby John Travolta? This movie is batshit insane and for some reason made me think of Episode 370- "Burnt Offerings." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and bonus, our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Episode 4 drops soon! Get in now to vote for our next movie. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfa

Happy New Year, EMTs! We hope you all made it through the holiday season as intact as possible. Now, normally we'd be covering a New Year's rom-com with Vicky, but she has written a persuasive essay on why we should cover something else so be on alert for that! In the meantime, enjoy our episode on the second half of the Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein."  We covered the first half two episodes ago in #543. Yes, it has been nearly a month. Yes, we are bad at this. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and three episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Get in now to vote for our next movie! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you f

Happy holidays EMTs! Would you like to spend them with a creepy clown committing grisly crimes? Great news, we have you covered. This week we are talking about "Terrifier 3," a hell of a Christmas movie. Special topics for you consideration include: podcasts that are actually worse than ours, rough acting, credit card swipes, so many hot dogs on the outside, and finding a yum that even we truly must yuck.  We've covered the whole damn series: Episode 197 is the OG, and Episode 497 is the sequel.  the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and three episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" Get in now to vote for our next movie! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Ins

Is the 2025 Guillermo del Toro "Frankenstein" actually just one film? Yes. Is it way too long? Also yes! That's why this week we're discussing the first part, Victor's Tale. Special topics for your consideration include: a romance hack (have you tried being super tall?), another romance hack (have you tried being hunky hunky Oscar Isaac?), bad dads begetting bad dads, jaunty hats, and the undeniable beauty of a GDT film. Do you like the Frankenstein lore? You might enjoy Episode 94- "Bride of Frankenstein" or, just for fun, Episode 516- "Lisa Frankenstein" or Episode 518- "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein." the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and two episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" This month we're talking the 2012 film "Dredd" with the next episode of "NOM!" dropping very soon! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.tee

We'll be back next week with the first half of Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein" and we'll see yinz then.

Finger on the pulse, babies! Well, sorta. This week we're talking about the new 2025 film "Weapons." Special topics for your consideration include: personalized reactions to scares, the importance of locking one's car doors, Josh Brolin: Funko edition, tragedy hot dogs, and of course ACAB. We covered Zach Cregger's first film, "Barbarian," in Episode 403. the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and two episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" This month we're talking the 2012 film "Dredd." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at fa

Oh boy. Oh brother. This week we're discussing the fifth and (allegedly) final installment of a franchise we loved for the most part-- 2025's "Hell House LLC: Lineage." YOWZA. Special topics for your consideration include: extreme confusion about the timelines, names, connections, and motivations of practically every character, some direct and unsolicited advice for COGNETTI, college football history, Pepe Silvia, and our final (allegedly) adoration of Paul's Song (an eternal bop). We covered the first three films in Episodes 254, 256, and 258, plus "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor" in Episode 452. Hey, that's all five movies in order!! Congratulate us. the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes and two episodes of our third podcast, "Nice One, Mate!" leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best p

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1990 directorial debut of my neighbor and yours but mostly mine, Tom Savini, with the 1990 remake of "Night of the Living Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: making Barbara a badass, yinzer cosplay, the prevalence of taxidermy in certain geographical reasons, an ode to Tony Todd, and our favorite Pittsburgh boys George and Tom. We'll never cover the OG, but we did the sequel in this franchise last week and the Zack Snyder remake of it way back in Episode 173. the regular lineup of links!   You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one, it's "urban discipline" month! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Insta

No new episode this week, babies-- I needed a bit of a break. You know how it goes. Instead, enjoy this Patreon episode about one of our favorite Ahhhnold classics: the 1987 dystopia action film "The Running Man." We'll see you next week!

In this week's episode, we're discussing our good hometown guy, George Romero, and his 1978 classic sequel "Dawn of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: MONROEVILLE MALL!, Ken Foree being a total babe, what we might do in the zombie apocalypse other than lie down and die, Spam, amd your neighbor and mine but mostly mine Tom Savini. Want more of one of Pittsburgh's legends? Catch his work in Episodes 21 and 249- "Creepshow" and "Creepshow 2," respectively, Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," and Episode 488- "Day of the Dead." the regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewol

In this week's episode, we're discussing a listener suggestion: the 2023 scarecrow film "Dark Harvest" (no, it could not be the scarecrow movie). Special topics for your consideration include: the dumbest of dumb teens, a movie that keeps you guessing to the point of disinterest, not even being able to perform the Bechdel test, The Plague, and a whole lot of head scratching. Maybe just go watch "Scarecrow" the SyFy channel original? It's Episode 237. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at f

In this week's episode, we're digging into some Irish vampire lore with the 2020 horror comedy "Boys from County Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: rude Canadians, being fun instead of knowing things: Irish sports edition,  appearing in half of the things on Britbox, and some real melancholy shit. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month is Beastmaster month! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave

In this week's episode, we are discussing one of the interminable number of Nightmare on Elm Street films: 1988's "The Dream Master." Special topics for your consideration include: a plea to new parents for naming your newborn child, liking something versus thinking it's good, a new cure for asthma that probably won't work, and a less-than-quippy Freddy.  We have done so many of these movies, I can't count them all for you. Just search in our feed for what feels like at least a solid half dozen of them! Hey guys, catch us on the God Awful Movies feed tomorrow! The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month is Beastmaster month! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on In

In this week's episode, we're diving into the ass-end of the "Hellraiser" franchise with the 10th installment from 2018, "Hellraiser: Judgment." Special topics for your consideration include: the worst episode of a police procedural you've ever seen, a dearth of mean sex, the Cenobite judicial system, the actual judicial system, and the combination of titties and Warhammer 40k. We have talked so much Pinhead in our lives. You can hear us discuss the original (Episode 51), "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205), "Hellraiser: Bloodline" (Episode 262), and the 2022 remake in Episode 402. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. This month is an 80s sword and sandal month and it should be a lot of fun. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Re

In this week's episode, we're discussing a brand new horror comedy, 2025's The Monkey, a film dripping with people we like! Special topics for your consideration include: the meaninglessness of it all, cop dads, bucket hats and primate masks at the strip club, a lil bit of Steven Kang, and a whole lot of being a pre-teen boy. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on

In this week's episode, we attempt to make lemonade out of lemons and a baby Imogen Poots with the extremely 2007 film "28 Weeks Later." Special topics for your consideration include: where one stores one's thoughts, nauseating camera work, things we don't feel like seeing in movies right now, and whoever heard of a lady doctor?! We covered the first film in this series-- it's Episode 101. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonn

In this week's episode, by very popular demand, we've taken another swing at a classic episode that we had to remove for reasons. That's right, we've brought Perri and Vicky and we are talking about the 1996 Steven Kang classic "Thinner." Yinz are really going to enjoy this, thank you giving us the opportunity to do such fun things with the people we love, and goddamnit, it we love you all too.

In this week's episode, we're discussing an utterly fantastic creature feature from 1983-- "The Deadly Spawn." Special topics for your consideration include: the joys of a vegetarian luncheon with the girls, the ways in which a haircut can change your other qualities, all the sciences, squirrelly aunts, and PUPPETS! Do you like monsters that look like penises? Go listen to the episode about my personal favorite dick-tagonists in Episode 88- "Shivers." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. IT'S TERMINATOR 2 MONTH! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com

Whoops, your girl just realized today is Monday! It's Labor Day here in the US so I just plain forgot. Here's the episode, 1994's bizarre horror (comedy?) "Cemetery Man." We'll be off our Italian shit next week, we promise.

Hey EMTs. This week we are off for a good reason, some much needed vacation. Please enjoy this classic episode that stays on theme for our time wallowing in Italian horror, Suspiria (1977).  Be safe. Take care of each other. We'll be back next week with a freshy for your ears!