Werewolf Ambulance

Don't be fooled, EMTs-- this week we are NOT discussing the much-beloved, unparalleled original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," we're discussing the 2003 remake starring Jessica Biel and a bunch of other bozos. Special topics for your consideration include: the original movie obvs, food challenges such as egg-eating and cinnamon-ingesting, John Lithgow or John Larroquette: which is which?, completely losing track of one of the main characters in this film, stupid leaps of logic and real talk about low-rise jeans.  Want to hear us talk about the TCM franchise? Check out Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2." Want to hear us do more complaining about television actors in movies? Listen to Episode 14- "Ghost Ship."  Have you seen this remake? Did you see it just for this episode? Are you mad at us? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super gener