Werewolf Ambulance

In this week's episode, we're stepping away from the puppets and discussing some Canadians with the 1997 thriller (?) "Cube." Special topics for your consideration include: bad tattoos, Dave Matthews: a retrospective, movies that look like Oscar-winners compared to this movie, the 90's-era obsession with bisection, "Maths: The Movie," and a gift from a viewer. Did you miss our other Canadian films? Check out some of the highlights with Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 68- "Trick R Treat" and Episode 113- "Black Christmas" and Episode 130- "Pontypool."  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delive

In the second episode of our two-parter, we're discussing the 1990 sequel to last week's episode, "Puppet Master 2." Boy, is it a doozy. Special topics for your consideration include: unexpected Dust Bowl farmers, yucky intimacy, oily wrestlers, ways in which one could search for a lost relative, gross intimacy and making the same movie twice but making it much worse the second time. We've done a number of sequels on this show, but instead let us point you to a better "Puppet Master"...last week's episode. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terr

In our very first two-part episode arc, we're discussing the 1989 film "Puppet Master" (don't forget to tune in next week for the sequel, "Puppet Master 2" because we have no taste, obviously). Special topics for your consideration include: bad Southern accents, funeral pranks, confusing motives, Barbara Crampton, not being a great psychic, leaps of logic and a game of puppet name guessing.  We do love film franchises here at Werewolf Ambulance, and with that in mind, we've done three of the "Friday the 13th" films. Check out those episodes: Episode 32- "Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 117- "Part VII: Jason Takes Manhattan" and Episode 141- the original, "Friday the 13th." Have you seen this one? Have you seen the second one? Have you seen any of the other ELEVEN films in this series? Finally, do you like this two-parter idea we had? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at wer

As you guys know, we like to temper our fun with the most depressing, bleak movies we can find. That said, this week we're discussing the 2008 Swedish vampire film "Let the Right One In." Special topics for your consideration include: the slightly culturally offensive game "Swedish actor or Ikea merchandise?", sadness, the necessity of having a vengeful vampire friend, bleakness, early 2000s email addresses, despair, messy eating and melancholy.  Like foreign-language horror? Check out some of our other episodes: Episode 7- "Ju-On: The Grudge," Episode 115- "Hausu" and Episode 151- "Raw." Music used in this episode includes: Europe- "The Final Countdown" (karaoke version) Have you seen this one? What about the American remake? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes ra

Are you feeling uptight? Perhaps you wouldn't...if it were PROM NIGHT! This week we're discussing the 1980 teen slasher "Prom Night" starring our girl and yours, Jamie Lee Curtis. Special topics for your consideration include: lessons in disco, secret Canadians, high school memories, remembering the Epilady, Liam Nielson and the magic of JLC.  If you missed our other Jamie Lee Curtis episode, check out number 129- "The Fog." If it's teen slashers you're into, you could do worse than Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 95- "April Fool's Day," Episode 99- "Final Destination" or Episode 144- "Friday the 13th." Whew. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Better yet-- tell us about your prom! Bonus points for photos: let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and re

Was last week's episode too fun for you? We get it-- "Shaun of the Dead" is a fun movie. It's time to get serious. This week we're discussing the 2016 Netflix film "I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House." Special topics for your consideration include: Things that are great (Shirley Jackson) and things that are not (hockey fans, poetry lovers, Deadheads and men named Scott), the terrors of New England and ASMR, Bob Balaban fandom, salt lamps, and possibilities for bonus episodes for Patreon* donors. *We do not have a Patreon. Did you miss our other haunted house film reviews? Check out Episode 64- "The Haunting," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity" and Episode 85- "House on Haunted Hill." Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and r

It's a guestisode this week, EMTs! We're talking with our pal Denis (you know, the Hall & Oates fan) about his pick, the 2004 British zombie horror-comedy "Shaun of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: another round of our patented game 'Raw, Raw or Raw?' except this week it's 'Shaun, Sean or Sean?', the fez phase of adulthood, Batdance, a love of lists and "Weekend at Bernie's II." Did you miss our other zombie film reviews? Check out Episode 17- "Return of the Living Dead," Episode 92- "Dead Snow," Episode 101- "28 Days Later" and Episode 130- "Pontypool." We won't tell you yo listen to the "Zombeavers" episode because that movie is so butt (unless you really want to; it's Episode 37.)  Have you seen this one? Do you love it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rat

In this week's episode, we're completing our child loss rock block and returning to the Stephen King well with the 1989 film "Pet Sematary." Special topics for your consideration include: Tasha Yar, men and chicken dinners, bad choices, being a doctor, King's love of psychic children and the complete and total lack of respect for the cat actor in this movie. Do you think Stephen King rules? If so, check out our other King episodes: 21- "Creepshow," 59- "Children of the Corn," 66- "Thinner," 97- "IT" and 112- "Christine." And just for funsies, Episode 54- "The Shining" (we do talk about the King/Brian-from-Wings version so it counts.) Have you seen this one? Were you into it?  Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Speaking of stuff you're into, how about checking out some

In this week's episode we are discussing the 2016 sci-fi horror film "The Void." If you haven't seen it yet, it's on Netflix for your easy viewing. Special topics for your consideration include: a bunch of other horror movies that "The Void" reminded us of, the legality of juicing in both sports and film, the kinds of cults we'd be willing to join, nonsensical choices and the best movie of all time, "Can't Hardly Wait." If you missed our takes on the other movies we referenced in this episode, check out Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 111- "Silent Hill" and Episode 133- "The Cell." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we return to the oeuvre of M. Night Shyamalan where it all began-- the 1999 film "The Sixth Sense." Special topics for your consideration include: Bruce Willis fandom, brainstorming some new Guy Fieri menu selections, magic: no one likes it, ghost therapy, night lights and of course, TWISTS.  If you missed our other M. Night Shyamalan film, check out a super early episode: number 12- "The Happening." If you like movies with strange twists, you should also get into Episode 95- "April Fool's Day" and Episode 108- "The Wicker Man" remake. Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Happy New Year, EMTs! We are entering our FIFTH calendar year in which we've released episodes and we feel so lucky to have had yo

In this week's episode, our annual holiday episode, we tackle a decidedly unholiday movie, 2005's Gingerdead Man. We discuss alternative occupations for Gary Busey, our favorite holiday songs, a return of 90s fashion talk, the possibility of multiple actors performing the same roll and the movie not bothering to tell us, we eat some treats, open some Christmas crackers and have a jolly ole time going moderately off the deep end. Plus there's some US history sprinkled throughout the episode! We hope you have an absolutely lovely holiday season and are ready to move into the next year with us. We're so grateful for all of you. Let us know how you're feeling (subtext: say nice things about us, please please!) On Facebook, Twitter @werebulance, Instagram @werwolfambulance and leave us a review on iTunes if you have a chance. It really does help!  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

In this week's episode, we're bringing back the guestisode! We're joined by our friend Jeremy to discuss the 1973 classic, "The Exorcist." Special topics for your consideration include: what happens when you make a person who doesn't like horror movies watch "The Exorcist," is Sharon the demon?, a...ROCKY understanding of when the film "Rocky" was released, Dee Snyder, Pazuzu and a new way to answer all annoying questions.  Did you miss our other critically acclaimed films? Check out just a few of them: Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 54- "The Shining" and Episode 55- "Silence of the Lambs." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figur

This week we're tackling a Netflix original film, the 2017 teen(?) comedy horror movie "The Babysitter." Special topics for your consideration include: children that resemble Andre the Giant, adults playing children, children who are alleged to be nerds but are clearly not nerds, giving up your blood in exchange for kindness, what it takes to have a hot bod like Chris Tatum (Hollywood actor) and a check-in with our iTunes reviews (the good and the less good). Did you miss our other contemporary teen horror films? If so, check out Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," Episode 31- "Zombeavers," Episode 48- "Unfriended," Episode 107- "Jennifer's Body" and Episode 134- "#Horror."  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Guys, bad

In this week's episode, we get deep into some vampire ennui with the 1983 Tony Scott debut "The Hunger." Special topics for your consideration include: the freedom of pantsless dining, comparisons to the rest of Tony Scott's oeuvre, meaningless conversations, the horror of proximity, pro-GEE-ree-uh and hey, stick around for the last minute pigeon talk! Did you miss our other vampire films? There have been four: Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" and Episode 136- "The Lost Boys." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you

It's the second week of our weird meat rock block, EMTs! We're discussing the 2016 French-Belgian weird, gross, bananas film "Raw." Special topics for your consideration include: a new game called "Raw, Raw or Raw?", the pitfalls of going hard at a churrascaria, what in the world veterinary school is like, the moody French, sanctimonious vegetarianism, fishing for humans and existential crises.  Did you miss some of our other foreign films? If so, check out Episode 23- "Suspiria", Episode 122- "Under the Shadow," and one of our personal favorites, Episode 6- "Alucarda" (it is so bananas.) Have you seen this movie? What did you think? If not-- this is one you should probably see before listening to the episode. It's available on Netflix right now. Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating an

In this week's episode, we get really exasperated with a super dumb movie: the 2008 Bradley Cooper film "Midnight Meat Train." Special topics for your consideration include: Clive Barker's writing prowess, the truth about citizen's arrests, alternate titles for this movie, who Joey Lawrence may have become when he grew up, wretched effects and a variety of meat-based puns and jokes.  Did you miss our other Clive Barker film? If so, check out Episode 51- "Hellraiser." And since we've only done one other Clive Barker film, why not go watch the actress who plays Maya redeem herself in the 2009 film "Trick r Treat" and then listen to our episode about it, number 68. Have you seen this one? What did you think of it?  Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Guys, get yourself a post-Halloween g

It's Brian from Wings day!! A day you thought, possibly hoped, would never arrive! But it's here and we're discussing the 1992 thriller "Single White Female." Special topics include: getting super intimate with Brian from Wings, inventing Photoshop, cost-inflated puppies, Ned Ryerson, the 90s craze of monk chants and the title of this movie as a verb. Did you miss our other films that may not actually be horror movies? Check out Episode 131- "Hot Fuzz" and Episodes 76 and 128, both mystery episodes. Have you seen this one? What did you think of it?  Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Guys, get yourself a post-Halloween gift...or get one for someone you love! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium

Happy Halloween, EMTs! It's the most wonderful time of the year and we are so glad to be able to spend it with you yet again. This year we're discussing a classic-- the 1941 Universal monsters film "The Wolf Man." Special topics for your consideration include: a ranking of the Universal films in the order in which we care about them, the distinct lack of charm of Lon Chaney Jr., questionable fathering, how lycanthropy works and whether you could understand it without many many explanations, the joy that only Danzig can bring and of course, on-mic candy eating. You're welcome. Did you miss our other Universal monster films? Check out Episode 94- "The Bride of Frankenstein" and Episode 135- "Creature from the Black Lagoon." If you're more looking for some werewolf talk, check out Episode 46- "The Howling" and Episode 60- "An American Werewolf in London." Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? What's your favorite Universal monster movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @were

In this week's episode, we spend a lot of time espousing views on topics that are totally unrelated to the movie at hand: the 1986 film "Critters." Special topics for your consideration include: the morality of lying to your children about Santa Claus, small-monster movies that we love, Dee Wallace: the best 80s mom there is, the wide world of rom coms, name checking (and checking and checking) M. Emmett Walsh and the tricks of radio editing! Want to hear our episodes on other movies with small monsters? Check out  Episode 38- "The Gate", Episode 114- "Gremlins" and just for fun, an episode with a big monster: Episode 5- "The Godmonster of Indian Flats."  Have you seen this one? What did you think of it? What's your favorite small-monster movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Guy

In this week's episode, we're finally returning to the hunky hunky Chris Sarandon well with the 1977 thriller "The Sentinel." Special topics for your consideration include: mashups of every other horror film from the 70s, the appearance of every actor you've ever heard of, uncomfortable neighbor interactions, fashion, more horror movie tropes and the ramp-up to Halloween! Did you miss our other appearances of Chris Sarandon and Jeff Goldblum? Check out Episode 22- "Fright Night" and Episode 103- "The Fly" to hear more about them.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Who was your favorite random actor who appeared in it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you d