Roz & Mocha

On this week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re looking back at some of the most unforgettable crying moments from the show—because let’s be honest, tears are basically a running theme. From Maurie’s emotional 2013 performance of A Whole New World, to Mocha admitting in 2014 that he cries anytime a wedding pops up on TV, to Roz reflecting in 2015 on how Kelly Clarkson’s American Idol journey brought him to tears

A parent is frustrated after their mom turns a simple bedtime routine into an exhausting “family fun night,” leaving the kids overtired and everyone overwhelmed. Another listener is tired of receiving birthday gifts they never asked for—either cash to buy it themselves or knockoff versions—and wants to manage expectations without being labeled ungrateful. Someone else is trying to gently convince their aging dad that the “ghost” stealing his keys and phone is really just forgetfulness after losing the person who used to help him find everything. And one worker feels torn between staying at a job with great flexibility and a short commute, or leaving because the stress and people at work might be contributing to health issues. 

Roz finally admits he has no idea what “standing on business” means, Mocha exposes suspicious old audio of Roz and Maurie from 2023, and the team debates the exact moment Mocha officially “went soft.” We meet a TikTok worker who refuses to work at five very specific times, hear about Maurie and Chloe getting wasted with the Canada Shore cast, and discover yet another Shem voice doppelgänger. Roz also rants about the Stranger Things finale, reveals he’s secretly started watching Hijack without Mocha, and we dive into first‑time‑mom struggles, Dua Lipa’s book‑nerd era, and why Martin Short might ruin your wedding.

Harry Styles announces his long‑awaited fourth album and a brand‑new single, Heated Rivalry drama gets so big even NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman weighs in, Kathleen Kennedy steps down from Lucasfilm, and Sharon Stone publicly calls out rude guests at an awards show. Pamela Anderson says she felt “yucky” near Seth Rogen at the Golden Globes, a new Baywatch casting call warns actors not to dress too revealing, and Green Day is set to open the 2026 Super Bowl. Plus, Kiefer Sutherland faces allegations he attacked an Uber driver, and Idris Elba’s new wax figure is so realistic it even fooled his mother.

The team tackles a fresh batch of wild listener DMs, from Mocha defending his hairline to Chloe revealing her brutally honest first impressions of everyone on the show. They dig into cringe social posts, whether Shem cThe team dives into a wild batch of listener DMs, starting with whether Mocha is secretly hiding a receding hairline and Chloe giving her unfiltered first impressions of everyone on the show. They get into cringe social posts, debate if Shem can actually get drunk, and answer what they’d do with $500,000 they have to spend in 24 hours. There’s also a hilarious breakdown of who on the show would make the best babysitter, plus a question about what each of them would name a beer or cider. They wrap with sleep‑talk confessions, big‑voice battles, and the moments they’d love to reconnect with from their past.an actually get drunk, and what they'd do with $500,000 they have to spend in 24 hours. Plus, a debate over who’d make the best babysitter, beer names inspired by each of them, Maurie’s “Shlong”

A listener wanted to know what Roz and Mocha would do if either one ever left the show, which somehow led Roz into a whole story about leaving ET Canada and hinting it had to do with his book coming out—something he’s never said before. Was there a conflict of interest? We get into that. We also find out which sport each of the guys was secretly amazing at, how everyone carries their phone (right side up or upside down, screen in or out), and whether Shem could actually write a fully original, legit song. Plus: could Roz make a homemade ketchup he’d finally tolerate, which song you haven’t heard in a decade but could still sing word‑for‑word, and who on the show is the true chopstick champion—all from a listener on the American west coast!

Recapping Chloe’s wild 24th birthday ski weekend, a 10‑year‑old superfan grilling the guys with big questions. Roz also reveals he’s been unknowingly carrying four days of dirty underwear in his bag. Maurie talks with Bryan Adams about Charlie the Wonderdog, the team debates their worst on‑air regrets, and everyone battles the chaos of the snowstorm commute. Plus Shawn Desman joins for his birthday, a rant about grocery store bags, Chris Pratt’s wild gift from Arnold, Roz slicing his hand with sharpened knives, and a conversation about the best advice they’ve ever received.

Let’s take a trip down memory lane! We’re kicking things off in 2013 when a flaming Romo called in to share thoughts on the different stages of being drunk. Fast forward to 2018, when we learned the average person spent a whopping $448 drunk shopping—ouch! And of course, who doesn’t love being tipsy at a concert? That same year, Maurie lived his best life at Pink’s show. It’s all the laughs, surprises, and retro vibes you love—don’t miss it!

From awkward party surprises to relationship dynamics and personal boundaries—this episode dives into real-life dilemmas you’ll relate to. What do you do when a holiday party turns out to be a swingers event? How do you stop pampering your partner without starting a fight? Why do people insist on teaching you things you already know? And if you’re “too nice,” how do you finally set boundaries?

We wrap the week with Roz trying red‑light therapy and a cold plunge (and instantly regretting both), plus Matty calls in to continue his long‑running feud with Mocha. Maurie attempts to join an exclusive “smart people only” social app, we get into wild viral stories, and the team reacts to everything from Marvin Gaye to NASA conspiracy clips. Maurie also chats with players from Team Canada’s women’s hockey team, and we hear from familiar Hollywood voices like Robert Picardo and others through the show’s biggest entertainment moments of the week. 

From Golden Globes glamour with Jessi Cruickshank and Sarah Jessica Parker’s big honor, to wild NHL rumors about Linus Ullmark, plus Kyle Lowry’s emotional Toronto return. We’re talking Tesla’s big subscription switch, BTS announcing a world tour, and Zoe Saldaña becoming the highest-grossing actor ever. All that and more—catch up now!

This week on the Roz & Mocha Deep Dive: We’re answering your wildest DMs! From Chloe’s big introduction to the show and what it’s like being the new voice in the mix, to listeners asking about childhood obsessions, fate, and even prom stories. Plus, we tackle hilarious hypotheticals like what superpower would make life easier, the most embarrassing songs on our phones, and whether Mocha has gone soft. It’s raw, funny, and full of behind-the-scenes vibes you won’t hear anywhere else.

Dream Daddy Roz makes a comeback! A longtime listener wants to revive the smooth, cool alter ego! Plus, we dive into Shem’s signature scent, Maurie’s honorary family status, beard-swapping chaos, and whether parts of the podcast are recorded live or after the show. It’s a wild mix of fan favorites and behind-the-scenes fun you don’t want to miss!

We kick things off with Roz’s hilarious rant about Stranger Things and why Holly Wheeler drives him nuts, plus wild fan theories linking the show to Nightmare on Elm Street. Maurie celebrates his Nana turning 92 with some questionable wisdom, and Roz admits to lying to Katherine about the cost of his snow broom. Mocha and Maurie face off in “Textgate,” Amanda checks out Roz Weston Lane, and we hear from listeners like Maddie, who says the podcast helped her through a tough time. Plus, Jason Kidd’s bizarre advice to NBA rookie Cooper Flagg, heated driveway dreams, and Roz sleeping on wet sheets without saying a word.

By popular request from Claudia, we’re kicking things off with a throwback to Roz & Mocha’s 2012 chat with the legendary Eric Braden! Plus, stick around for a special treat — we’ve remixed his call for an extra dose of fun. Don’t miss this blast from the past!

This week on Roz & Mocha’s FML Podcast, we dive into real listener dilemmas that hit close to home. From the pressure of keeping New Year’s resolutions with your family, to questioning whether it’s time to end a long-term relationship, and even the emotional rollercoaster of dropping your baby off at daycare for the first time—Roz and Mocha tackle it all with honesty, humor, and heart. If you’ve ever whispered “FML” under your breath, this episode is for you.

We celebrate a New Year’s milestone with Vivian and Nelson Omeziri, proud parents of baby Olana Alora—born exactly at midnight—sharing how it felt to welcome 2026’s first baby. Plus, Mocha’s fury over the team’s missing Christmas onesies, Maurie’s naughty‑or‑nice street hits, Ric Flair’s hilariously off‑the‑rails Cameo, Roz’s turn‑signal embarrassment, Gabby’s long‑standing contest grudge, a kid’s anthem against the “6‑7” meme, and Pinta’s Callaloo soup question for Roz.

From Russell Brand throwing shade at Katy Perry’s romance with Justin Trudeau to John Cena reflecting on his emotional farewell in the ring, we’ve got all the drama and big reveals. Timothée Chalamet explains his Met Gala absence, while Trump sparks controversy with a Hunger Games-style proposal. Plus, Travis Kelce’s future in football, Gary Busey’s bizarre Christmas gift, and the Critics Choice Awards’ viral snack plate moment. We dive into blockbuster wins like Avatar 3 crossing $1 billion, shocking lawsuits over McDonald’s McRib, and wild theories about a secret Stranger Things finale. 

What are your goals for 2026? What really factors into how much you tip—aside from service, should the subtotal matter? Who on the show would you call first in an emergency, and which one could flirt their way out of a ticket? Plus, do you all keep the same sleep schedule during holidays, or does vacation mode kick in?

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Podcast, it’s all about the bathroom! We revisit 2014 for some unforgettable moments: a shocking story of a snake found in a toilet, a hilarious look at bad bathroom habits at work as we hit the streets to talk to people leaving the restroom, and Roz shares the wild tale of the time he shared a bathroom with Cuba Gooding Jr.