Roz & Mocha

Maurie gets busted trying to steal Mocha’s holiday red cup from Starbucks, Roz vents about spilled coffee, and Grace asks for a new nickname for Mocha—leading to some hilarious suggestions. Plus, Nikole’s FML about banning the viral “6-7” trend in her classroom and a Helluva Story about three Canadians whose DIY horror film got picked up by Eli Roth. Add in Roz roasting the worst TV show he’s ever seen and a debate over spices you’d want to smell like after a cologne fail—this Monday episode is packed.

Today we’re throwing it back and celebrating all things Shem! From Maurie’s 2013 sit-down with the legendary Shemar Moore (because hey, Shem is in that name!) to Shem’s heartfelt performance auditioning for Serge Ibaka’s “How Talented Are You” show, and even a fun day at Canada’s Wonderland—this retro episode is packed with unforgettable Shem moments you won’t want to miss.

A teacher wonders if banning the viral “6-7” trend makes them a lame educator, someone opens up about the challenges of rescuing a reactive Argentine Dogo, another listener gives an update after being forced to attend a Habs game as a Leafs fan, and one person stresses over seating arrangements for a family birthday dinner that’s guaranteed to be chaotic. Real stories, real drama—FML at its finest!

Roz confesses to lying at Starbucks just to keep both breakfast sandwiches, Maurie shows off a smile that freaks everyone out, and the team tackles Canada’s most mispronounced words—can you say “Worcestershire”? Plus, Maurie chats with the Final 5 contestants from Squid Game: The Challenge, Mocha introduces a Trinidadian Christmas classic, and Shaq makes a rap comeback.

From Taylor Swift’s new Disney+ docuseries trailer and Cynthia Erivo protecting Ariana Grande on the red carpet, to Tom Cruise accepting an honorary Oscar and Glen Powell’s big-screen moment in The Running Man, this week’s headlines are packed. Plus, an AI-generated country song tops Billboard, Cardi B welcomes baby number three, and a new app claims it can let you talk to loved ones after they’ve passed. We’re breaking down the biggest stories in entertainment, tech, and pop culture—all in one episode.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Deep Dive: Listeners bring the heat with big questions and hilarious scenarios! From what you’d do first after being stranded on an island for 10 years, to the great debate over TVs in the bedroom, plus awkward apologies after arguments, and even the mystery behind Shem’s mom’s viral “Oh my God, yes” moment. We also tackle screenshots, farting in front your partner, and more unfiltered relationship talk you won’t want to miss.

Ever wondered how Roz, Mocha, Shem, and Damnit Maurie would fare if the studio suddenly turned into an escape room? This episode dives into that hilarious scenario—and so much more! From debating whether one bum cheek or three is better, to the ultimate curse: wet sleeves or set socks. Plus, we tackle disappearing things no one notices, bad habits we can’t shake, and reveal who’s the absolute worst Secret Santa among the crew. Buckle up for laughs, surprises, and answers you didn’t know you needed!

Roz finds out he’s older than a classic Gordon Lightfoot song, and the team dives into the viral “6-7” meme taking over basketball games. Maurie reveals why his house smells like onions (hint: Matthew’s bizarre home remedy), and Roz vents about cold pizza deliveries. Plus, we’ve got big interviews with Will Arnett and Blue Jays legend Buck Martinez, Mocha goes off about John Cena’s huge WWE win, and we hear a wild Helluva Story from a woman who was inside a bank during a robbery. Add in drama from waiters, leather jacket debates, and Mocha bingeing Jerry Springer on Tubi—this episode is packed!

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast: Since everyone’s putting up their Christmas tree, we dug into the archives for some classic tree moments! Remember when Maurie thought potatoes grew on trees? Or the time Roz told tree jokes to Evan Rachel Wood? Plus, relive the hilarious chaos when the Damnits put up their Christmas tree. Pure holiday nostalgia with a Roz & Mocha twist!

This week on the Roz & Mocha FML Podcast: Dominic wants advice on motivating his husband to join him at the gym, Olivia struggles with a sister-in-law who’s tearing her family apart, Abigail is stressed about budgeting for birthdays and Christmas, and Veronica faces a hockey loyalty dilemma—Leafs or Habs? Plus, the guys weigh in with their hilarious takes and practical tips.

Roz sneaks a new power broom past Katherine, Mocha gets called out for talking wrestling on-air, and Maurie hits the streets for some hilarious vented moments. Plus, the team debates the ultimate pants dilemma: zipper or button first? We taste-test the classic Three Musketeers bar, Roz reviews Netflix’s new Frankenstein movie, Maurie chats with the stars of Stranger Things ahead of Season 5! Plus, we chat with Charlie Puth to talk new music and baby news. This one’s loaded with laughs, surprises, and big interviews!

Peloton issues a major bike recall, Hilary Duff returns to music after a decade, and the first teaser for the Michael Jackson biopic drops. Plus, Prince Harry apologizes to Canada for his Dodgers hat, Sydney Sweeney responds to ad backlash, Dolly Parton opens up about turning 80, and Maurie asks Emily Hampshire about a possible Schitt’s Creek movie. All the headlines you need in one episode!

From Guyanese food recommendations to wrestling theme showdowns, this week’s Deep Dive gets personal and hilarious. Shem lays out his dream Guyanese meal plan, while Roz and Mocha debate who’s smarter—book smarts vs. street smarts. The crew also dodges questions they’d never want to answer (body counts and private browsing included). Plus, a wrestling-themed “Name That Quarantune” battle ends with Shem taking the win over Mocha. It’s all the weird, wild, and wonderfully awkward stuff you didn’t know you needed.

This week on Ask Roz & Mocha: Can you say “purple perfect pineapple” five times fast? One listener’s childhood tongue twister has the guys twisted up! Plus, has Mocha ever been to a gay bar—and did he love it? We also get into the politics of picking the best steak at dinner, find out who’s a mama’s boy, and ask the age-old question: when was the last time you actually read a book?

Mocha gets roasted for racking up nearly $1,000 in speed camera tickets, Roz reacts to being mistaken for a Bumble match, and a listener asks who on the show deserves $1 million. Plus, Maurie chats with contestants from the new ‘Squid Game’ reality show, and the team dives into beavers, bad passwords, and vented moments from movie theatres.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast takes us back to 2014! Roz asks the age-old question: how did we used to slow dance—and where were your hands? We revisit the hilarious chat right after Mocha’s wedding, and crack up over the viral Italian guy who just can’t say “Worcestershire.” Classic moments, classic laughs!

Emmy’s stuck between saving money at home or moving out and facing financial stress to reclaim her independence. Marco’s porch has become a raccoon toilet, and nothing he tries seems to work. Isaak can’t even look at Blue Jays highlights after the World Series loss—he’s skipping small talk and avoiding social media. It’s real life, real struggles, and Roz & Mocha are here to help (or at least laugh through the pain).

Maurie talks to devastated Jays fans, Shem gets clowned for his nosebleed seats, and Roz reveals Katherine was more upset than he was. Mocha’s dealing with a shrunken hoodie, Maurie shares the secret to a long marriage (it’s distance!), and Gina’s kid drops a “Deez Nuts” joke in homework. Plus, Maurie chats with Tracy Morgan and he has a vented moment!

From the Dodgers’ World Series win and Bo Bichette’s emotional reaction, to Toronto fans stranded after Game 7, we break down the biggest sports story of the week. Plus, Lil Jon drops a meditation album, Carly Rae Jepsen announces her pregnancy, and Jonathan Bailey is crowned People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Also: a $50M Bridle Path mansion, a lawsuit over Drake’s streams, and Kim Kardashian’s new legal drama gets roasted by critics.

We get weird with body part rearrangements—where would you move your ears if you could? Maurie reveals the secret behind his long-lasting marriage, and the team dives into their high school dream cars. Plus, what’s the one thing they’d never wear outside (besides pyjamas)? And how old were Roz, Mocha, Maurie & Shem when they got serious about their careers? All that and more in this fun and revealing Q&A!