Wizard To Wizard

Quill and Kit talk about the characters' New Years Resolutions. Quill catches some feelings about James Sirius Potter. Kit has an existential crisis over the very concept of Hot Cream. It's a good time.

Kit and Quill talk about the most recent thing J. K. Rowling has done to earn their ire, as well as the not-so-recent things. Also discussed: should you keep consuming media produced by problematic creators? The second half of the episode is way lighter. What the characters SHOULD have done after Voldemort's downfall.

Kit and Quill talk about Azkaban for a billion years and then ask the most important question you'll ever think about: What happens if you eat a horcrux?

Kit and Quill talk about everyone's favorite 80's punk Hufflepuff, Tonks! DON'T call her Nymphadora (but if you're a cute older werewolf man, you can probably get away with "Dora"). 

Kit and Quill discuss the things they hate about the characters they love and the things they love about the characters they hate. Fuck Remus Lupin (what an asshole), and Snape can be alright sometimes WE GUESS.

Are you ready for a spooky deep-dive into the various ways magical folk celebrate Halloween? Kit and Quill have done the horrifying research and relay it to you -- but also they get off on a million tangents, as is their way. They also have some pretty wild revelations about what happened on Halloween, 1981.

Part two of the magical journey that is Kit and Quill sussing out the details of Remus and Sirius raising Harry Potter. Quill and Kit seriously fuck up the Remus/Tonks timeline. Sirius rules at weddings and loves The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore. Remus gets a really cool cane. 

Kit and Paige discuss the best AU in the entire world. Remus and Sirius raise Harry James Potter. All you need to know is: "YOU LET JAMES POTTER'S SON HAVE A TIME TURNER?"

Kit and Paige find a book after Paige moves. The table of contents is definitely just a list of questions Harry Potter once typed into Google.

Kit and Paige shitpost for a full hour. It's mostly sexy puns and a LOT of snakes.

Kit and Paige are tired. Tired of JKR's bullshit, that is. We discuss all the closure we never got in the books. We also discuss the best case and worst case Wolfstar scenario.

Kit and Paige skim over how the book series might be changed if Harry Potter had been sorted into Slytherin. More importantly, we discuss how that would affect Severus Snape and how much gayer Malfoy could get. 

Kit and Paige discuss how cool wizard guns would be. Oh, also how other countries would react to Voldemort, but trust that wizard guns are way more interesting than anything else discussed in this episode. 

Kit and Paige come to the thrilling conclusion that Snape just needed to be a musical theater geek. (Seriously, Snape really fits the bill for a lot of characters.)

Kit and Paige are BACK to talk about how much better American magic candy is than European magic candy. Because, y'know, we're better at everything (except for being prepared for our podcasts).

Kit and Paige go through all the different House combinations to discuss what each combination would be like in terms of relationships, friendships, co-workers, and enemies. This is a super long one, but it's interesting all the way through!

Kit and Paige discuss how everything that happened in the Harry Potter series was caused by everyone's favorite werewolf, Remus Lupin. Then they turn around and talk about how that's ridiculous. Tune in to see what the final verdict is.

Kit and Paige discuss the villains of the series (including a few people you may not consider true villains) and what makes them pitiable or redeemable. More importantly, they debate Draco's status as a sweet soft boy. 

Kit and Paige return from a week of absence to remind you all that there are some pretty cool jobs that aren't just "professor" or "Ministry official." In fact, there are some pretty cool jobs! Ever wonder what wizard families would do for a fun get-away vacation? Kit and Paige explore that!

Paige and Kit get rid of the outdated Owl Mail system, and simultaneously discuss this week's hit article from the Daily Prophet: "8 Ways Millennials Are Killing the Floo Network."