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We are back! Well, for now at least. To kick things off we catch up a bit and see how life has been in Tampa for Zack and Leeann. they tell us a bit about the beer scene and how many breweries there really our down there. Waaaaay more than you would think. Since they've been down there they have also acquired SeaWorld/Busch Gardens passes. Of course we dive into the parks at that point. Coming back from our second break we try Paul's homemade brews. Surprisingly they aren't that bad! The final third of the show gets a little serious but hopefully you stick around with us. We bring the comedy back to close out the show (well we think so at least), Anyway, thank you to all those who tuned in or download< we hope to see you again sometime soon!Music Featured in the Show:There For Tomorrow - The Remedy /Neck Deep - Rock Bottom /Dance Gavin Dance - Stroke God, Millionaire /Saosin - Translating The Name /Asking Alexandria - The Black /Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!..for now

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Parting is such sweet sorrow... is what I say if this was our final show. This isn't our final show but merely our first into a new format. We kick show #76 with Snoop Dogg narrating some Planet Earth. Well it actually took us a while to get the audio to work but we eventually got it going. As always we talk about the beers we're enjoying tonight (shout out to Celery City). Coming back from break we discuss our weekend. As you guys may know drinking ensued. Everyone take a close listen around the 52 minute mark where a creepy Japanese girl laughs and is picked up on the show.  We round out the show with the normal news stories. Well, normal is all relative. After news we end it with a special group BuzzFeed quiz. "How well do you know Gay sex?". Pretty well we think. Thank you so much to all those who have tuned in every week to listen to this. We truly appreciate all of you. We will back, better than ever. Well, maybe not that, but we'll be here for sure. Love all you guys! See you soon!Music Featured i

Show #75! 3/4's of a century. This week was a bit a bit tough for us. It is with heavy hearts we announce that Zack and Leeann are moving to Tampa. However, the show will continue. We will bring you at least one studio show a month and plan a mobile show when we can. Its a bummer but we'll still be here! Tonight we kick things off with what apps we have on our phones. Things ranging from adult apps for banking and grocery shopping to games for lil babies like Boom Beach and Words with Friends. Coming back from break we discuss what everyone else in the world is talking about; if you won the lotto, what would you do? For the final segment we kick things off with non other than our famous BuzzFeed quizzes! Staying true to No Guarantees fashion we also bring you the hard hitting news stories. Thanks to Leeann for doing the work and finding those stories so we don't have to. Anyway guys, thanks for listening and we will see you next week for show #76!Music Featured in the Show:A Day To Remember - NJ Legion Iced T

Happy New year!!! It's 2016 aaaaand, not much has changed. We're ok with that though, we like our formula. Obviously with New Years just passing we recap how we spent our New Years Eve. Some of us remember, some of us don't (Leeann). We have a new favorite show and it is hosted by none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin. What more do you really need?! Paul, excuse me, Captain Paul rented a boat this weekend and had a river adventure. Go donate to our Go Fund Me and help Paul buy a boat! Anyone that donates, Paul will personally take out on his boat! Coming back into the third segment we take our weekly Buzzfeed quiz. This week, Which Disney Villain Is Your Sugar Daddy? We wrap things up with some of Leeanns news stories. While this week they weren't necessarily di*k related, they were interesting none the less. See you guys next week when we turn 3/4 century old with show #74!Music Featured in the Show:Contest of Arms - Prom Night Sacrifice /Twenty One Pilots - Ride /Panic! At The Disco - Hallelujah /Contest

Welcome to the last show of the year! Show #73! Coming right off of Christmas we get into what some of our best and worst gifts are and how do you play off appreciating them. This week we talk a lot about what is going on in the world, universe even! Maybe you've heard of the Miss Universe Pageant? If not, thats fine, its been irrelevant for a few years. not this year though, and we thank Steve Harvey for that. We discuss movie etiquette tonight, like what is the appropriate time after a movie comes out to talk about it. We feel this is a real hot topic issue. The night ends with some new as usual. This weeks news was all di*k related news, which i guess isn't any different from any other week. We'd like to thank everyone who started listening this year and has told friends and family to tune in. It is appreciated more than you know and we hope to bring you even more in 2016! See you all next year!Music Featured in the Show:The Starting Line - Anyways /Cartel - Honestly /MGK (ft. Kid Rock) - Bad Mother Fucker

Happy holidays! This week is our Christmas extravaganza show! We get right into things with a phone call (thats right phone lines are actually up!) from our buddy Mitch who tells us how bad his holiday season is going. Festive right off the bat. We talk about some of the better gifts we received in Christmas passed. Our buddy James who was sitting in told us about some of his Jehovah Witness past and how he didn't celebrate holidays. Second segment we kick things off with a show staple, Buzzfeed quizzes. As always the recap of our weekend is on the list. We attended The News Junkies "Just OK Holiday" party. Paul tells us about his company christmas party. We end things out in the typical fashion of news. There we're definitely some good ones this week. We hope everyone out there has a great holiday and look forward to being back next week to tell all the christmas stories!  Music Featured in the Show:New Found Glory - Ex-Miss /August Burns Red - Joy to the World /August Burns Red - Little Drummer Bo

Show #71! Still not as good as 69. Well. We start things off with our weekends, much like we always do. Zack got real drunk off some rum on Friday. It didn't take very much either. Everyone seems to have that one drink though that doesn't take much to put them over the edge. Paul spent his weekend setting up his own home brew! We'll be trying it live on the show sometime in January. In the second segment we kicked things off with a couple BuzzFeed quizzes. An era comes to an end soon, we're of course talking about Playboy. Pamela Anderson is set to be the final model, agree or disagree? After the second break we come back and talk about what the worst disabilities are. Deaf, blind, loss of limbs, we discuss it all. To end the night we give Paul shit for not having a Facebook. This guy won't give in, so sorry to all those who thought they may someday be able to friend himThanks again to all those who tuned in and took part in the chat room, see you guys next week for show #72!Music Featured in the Show:Miike S

Better late than never right?! That's what we say. Anywayyyy, check out our mobile recording from Tom & Dan's Bad At Business Beer Fest 2015. We caught up with our buddies from the BYOCB show and had an all around great time. Special thanks to T&D for organizing another great event!

Welcome to show number 70!!! Blalalalalala! Aw man, doesn't feel the same. Anyway, we recap our weekend to start things off. We visited the Red Cypress Brewery in Winter Springs. Great beers, awesome hangout place. Try it out if you're in the area. We also break down the tiers of trailer parks. Surprisingly not just poor people own them. Our second segment was almost entirely dick talk. What else would we talk about? Length, width, girth, you name it. To round things out we discuss weird cashier conversations. We've all had this happen to us. Its inevitable. This week we lost a fast food great, Bojangles (who Zack has a history with). We finish it up with some failed business talk the get f*ck out. Thanks to all those that listen and download! We will see you next week!Music Featured in the Show:August Burns Red - Flurries /Taking Back Sunday - Sink Into Me /August Burns Red - Sleigh Ride /The Story So Far- Distaste /August Burns Red - Frosty The Snowman /Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

The Butterfly, uh uh that’s old, let me see that Tootsie Roll!!! Welcome to show #69 guys!! After taking a week off for the holidays we come back as average as ever! We discuss Thanksgiving a bit and family traditions that go along with the holidays. Around this time of year Zack gets real tired and we dive into why that could be. Since we didn’t do a show last week we recap the Tom and Dan Bad at Beer Fest. For a free event, there was a whole lot of money spent. That weekend we wrapped things up with Sofa n Suds. An event Zack swore he would never participate again. To round things out we cover some hard hitting news stories. Or whatever we found to be the most entertaining. Thanks for listening guys! See you next week for show #70!Music Featured in the Show:Haste The Day - Accept /M.I.A. - Borders /Bayside - Time Has Come /Wolfmother- Victorious /DJ Darknazty - Freak Show /https://soundcloud.com/dj-darknazty/freak-showCall the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

I'm gonna be honest, I wish it was next week so we can go ultimate 90s and talk about show 69! Oh Yeah! The first segment was a lot of beer talk this week. Paul visited the new Red Cypress Brewery which sounds super badass. This weekend is also the Tom & Dan Bad at Business Beer Fest. Come find us and have a beer with us! Our friends at BYOCB have challenged us to a cornhole contest at said beer fest. That was a mistake. Make sure to come by and put some monies down on this intense game. We talk a bit about how out of shape Zack is and any sort of physical activity pushes him to the point of being sick. After last weeks show we found out that listening at half speed is way funnier. Seriously try it out! In the third segment we come back with some news, like always! Thanks for hanging out with us, we really cant wait for next week for show number sixty niiiiiiiine! Blalalalalalala! See you guys next week.Music Featured in the Show:Emarosa - Pretend.Relive.Regret /Drake - Hotline Bling /Memphis May Fire - J

Heeeey guys whats going on? Rhetorical question, you can’t answer here. On this weeks show we cover the hard hitting stuff. Why is Starbucks changing their holiday, excuse me, Christmas cups? (But really, holiday cups). Zack parties with his parents and their friends this weekend and does a little bit of gambling. He also attends his first hockey game and is spoiled by having box seats. This week we give you two, yes two, Buzzfeed quizzes! We end the show with some news stories. SeaWorld is trying to clean up their image a bit, a lady in Pennsylvania is keeping people captive in her basement and Paul finds the ultimate racist. Thanks for listening guys! see next week for show #68! Music Featured in the Show:A Day To Remember - City of Ocala /Ellie Goulding - On My Mind /City and Colour - Wasted Love /Separations- Dream Eater /The Wombats - Give Me A Try/Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Happy Monday all! Join us as we take a trip down memory lane in our first segment. We venture back to 90s and how it was a much better time. It was another eventful weekend in the No Guarantees camp. On Friday Zack had his first show ever with his band The Tell. Nothing better than drinking and listening to some dad bands. On Saturday we move over to downtown Sanford and the West End. We watched possibly one of the best local metal shows in history. Tables, ladders, and chairs, oh my! After drunkenly stumbling home we drink some more. Zack tells the story of how he fell asleep in the bathroom and woke up in Pauls bedroom. We end the show in typical fashion wit a buzzed quiz and some news stories. Thanks for hanging around with us and we'll see you guys next week!Music Featured in the Show:Thrice - Yellow Belly /The Arcs - The Arc /Four Year Strong - Gravity /Counterparts - Tragedy /Wild Cub - Colour/Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Hellllooo, thanks for checking out show #65! Unfortunately, Jesse is still unable to make it in this week, guy is work crazy! We have our buddy Chris aka Pizza Piesenberg again though swell as Leeann. This weekend was a full one for sure. Nonstop action from Friday to Sunday. Join us as we tell all our embarrassing stories. With Halloween upon us we talk a little bit about the logic of handing out drugs instead of candy. We also discuss which state favors which costume. To wrap it up we have a few news stories as always. We had a great time tonight and laughed a lot. Hopefully you guys do to! Thanks for downloading and hanging with us! Until next week guys!Music Featured in the Show:The Story So Far - Things I Can’t Change /Mayday Parade - One of Them Will Destroy the Other /Natalie Imbruglia - Torn /State Champs - Elevated /The Neighborhood- R.I.P. 2 My Youth/Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

So I (Zack) wanted to play only Nintendo 64 songs on our breaks today seeings that it is show #64, Paul shot me down though. Anywaaaay, this week Jesse is out of town so we have our buddy Chris (aka Pizza Piesenberg) in. Early on we talk about the big beer merger that happened this week. All the big brews joining the same team to try and shut down the micro brew trend. Never gonna happen. Have you guys heard that Playboy is going to stop having nude girls in their magazine? What?! how does that even work? We talk a bit about the crazy cloud cities in China. Yes, cloud cities. For real, look it up, its crazy! To finish it off we get real spacey on you guys and touch on the latest going on in the universe. Thanks for checking us out guys, make sure to rate us 5 stars on iTunes and like us on Facebook. See you guys next week!  Music Featured in the Show:Atlas Genius- Molecules /Polyenso - 17 New Years /Citizen - Cement /Escape the Fate - Les Enfants Terribles /Wavves- Way Too Much/Call the show LIVE! - (407

We’re finally back to a full cast tonight! Jesses isn’t stuck at work, Pauls not in Europe, and Zack, well he never went anywhere. We also have our friend Joyce in studio tonight to tell us about living in Alaska the past few years. Jesse may be the new owner of a home in Austin, Texas. Should he sell it, rent it, or maybe just keep it and move?! (hopefully the last). There was no real direction this week and were kind of all over the place. We bring back the ever famous Buzzfeed quiz and in rare form we all got different results. Thankfully we didn’t run into any audio difficulties this week and it should be smooth sailing next week for show number 64. See you guys monday!Music Featured in the Show:Coheed & Cambria- You Got Spirit, Kid /Phoenix - Lisztomania /Hawthorne Heights - The Darkest Times /New Found Glory - Ready And Willing II /Yellowcard- Always Summer/ Call the show LIVE! - (407) 545-6069 Mondays @ 8:30 PM!

Show number 61, you thought last weeks show was the best one ever, you couldn't be more wrong. This week we bring the actual A-Team, Sam and Travis, and bring you actual content. We discuss beard comb-overs, as well as shower habits of some people. We get an update on Zack's Playstation 4 and discuss how I went to the Janet Jackson concert for free. We'll be back to our regular time next week as Paul tells us all about his Europe trip. 

Show number 60!  Paul is off to Europe and guess what, we don't need him. We've assembled the best crew known to man to bring you the best show we have ever done, No Guarantees.  We head off to the Hammered Lamb to have some amazing brunch and celebrate Piesenburg's birthday. We may have gotten a little crazy but that's why you listen to the show.  We have guest appearances by none other than Big Rick and our #1 Fan Nick, who has the dick to prove it. Stick around because Paul is also gone next week, and the show will be even better, as always No Guarantees.  

Show number 59! Oh man, tonight was a good one. We have our friends Ashley and Libby sit in with us this week and help recap our weekend. I literally can't even type what we talked about right now because its all over the place. We had a long weekend out in Cocoa for the tom and Dan BDM event. You just have to listen, really. This isn't even a "get you to listen" tactic. We broke a record tonight and went a whole 4 segments! Thats right, 4! We had a long weekend and make sure to fill you in. I wish i had more of a description to give you but it really does no justice to tell you if you don't listen.  Thanks to all that hung out this week, the next two shows will be Zack and Jesse bringing you some mobile shows so look forward to that. We wish Paul a good time in Europe and hope he comes back with some good stories to tell. Until next time, thanks for hanging out! See you next week! #NoGuaranteesMusic Featured in the Show:T.I.  - Broadcast Live / Bring Me The Horizon - True Friends / Finch