Werewolf Ambulance

In this week's episode, we're discussing a brand new horror comedy, 2025's The Monkey, a film dripping with people we like! Special topics for your consideration include: the meaninglessness of it all, cop dads, bucket hats and primate masks at the strip club, a lil bit of Steven Kang, and a whole lot of being a pre-teen boy. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on

In this week's episode, we attempt to make lemonade out of lemons and a baby Imogen Poots with the extremely 2007 film "28 Weeks Later." Special topics for your consideration include: where one stores one's thoughts, nauseating camera work, things we don't feel like seeing in movies right now, and whoever heard of a lady doctor?! We covered the first film in this series-- it's Episode 101. You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in now to vote for our next one! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonn

In this week's episode, by very popular demand, we've taken another swing at a classic episode that we had to remove for reasons. That's right, we've brought Perri and Vicky and we are talking about the 1996 Steven Kang classic "Thinner." Yinz are really going to enjoy this, thank you giving us the opportunity to do such fun things with the people we love, and goddamnit, it we love you all too.

In this week's episode, we're discussing an utterly fantastic creature feature from 1983-- "The Deadly Spawn." Special topics for your consideration include: the joys of a vegetarian luncheon with the girls, the ways in which a haircut can change your other qualities, all the sciences, squirrelly aunts, and PUPPETS! Do you like monsters that look like penises? Go listen to the episode about my personal favorite dick-tagonists in Episode 88- "Shivers." You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. IT'S TERMINATOR 2 MONTH! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com

Whoops, your girl just realized today is Monday! It's Labor Day here in the US so I just plain forgot. Here's the episode, 1994's bizarre horror (comedy?) "Cemetery Man." We'll be off our Italian shit next week, we promise.

Hey EMTs. This week we are off for a good reason, some much needed vacation. Please enjoy this classic episode that stays on theme for our time wallowing in Italian horror, Suspiria (1977).  Be safe. Take care of each other. We'll be back next week with a freshy for your ears! 

In this week's episode, we're still on our Italian shit with the 1986 sequel that no one wanted with Lamberto Bava's "Demons 2." Special topics for your consideration include: children living alone and adult children living with adult parents, more of Dario Argento's excellent parenting, the greatest trainer of all time, and a doc...docu... documentary? I GUESS?! The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. IT'S TERMINATOR 2 MONTH! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that

In this week's episode, we're continuing on our path of delightful and terrible Italian horror with the 1981 mess "Burial Ground." Special topics for your consideration include: how easy it was to get laid in the 80s, zombie societies and cute little ruses, a background in butlering, and thanks to Allen, a brand new fear unlocked.  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever. If you liked this, please leave us a review on Ap

In this week's episode, we're returning from our hiatus (Pye-atus?) with a bit of a switcheroo: instead of "Sinners" which we will get back to, I promise, we're talking shitty Italian horror and may well continue to do so for the next couple of weeks while our hearts are still so tender. It's the 1989 Michele Soavi vehicle "The Church." Special topics for your consideration include: the delights of a completely plotless Italian film, creeps being creepy, a PSA about butt plugs, and the concept of being a bit nicer to your 14 year old daughter at any point but especially when you're Dario Argento. We've done a million Italian movies, so just search the archives for Dario Argento or Lucio Fulci or Mario Bava and you're sure to be delighted. The regular lineup of links! Our pal Pye needs our help: https://gofund.me/a98ba99e You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/Du

In lieu of a new episode this week, we are releasing one from our action movie Patreon episodes. Please enjoy Con Air & we'll be back soon with a new episode! Be well & take it easy everyone. 

He buds, we're off again this week. We should be back next week with. a new joint for you. In the meantime, please enjoy this re-release our Can't Hardly Wait episode to bring some joy & remind you to go listen to the Replacements. We love you all. Be safe. 

Hey everyone, we are re-releasing a classic episode from the early days of Werewolf Ambulance this week in lieu of the Sinners episode. They're both vampire movies. (I tried!)There is a lot going on right now & we weren't up to recording this week. We'll be back soon with a new episode. In the meantime if you have a little scratch laying around, our friend Pye could use your help. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pye-battle-cancer   Thanks so much & we'll be back in your ears soon! 

Is THIS the scarecrow movie we've been looking for? No, of course it isn't. At least we didn't get our hopes up. Special topics for your consideration include: what were Grandpa and that scarecrow doing??, keeping your tone of voice nice and even no matter what, baffling couplings, baffling choices... baffling everything, really. We've done so many scarecrow films and I really can't say which is worse: this or Episode 237- "Scarecrow" which is a SyFy original, so... yeah. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes.This month is June Claude Vam Damme and we did Pittsburgh's own "Sudden Death!" leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambul

Hey team, you may have heard by now, but our pal Pye needs our help: https://gofund.me/a98ba99e Otherwise...oh good lord, in this week's episode, we're discussing a classic of the most forgettable period of Nic Cage's career, the 2011 film "Season of the Witch." Special topics for your consideration include: bad movies turning good actors into bad actors, the utterly heavy lifting that a wig can perform, a critique of Jeff Bezos because why not?, and some questions about the validity of any crusades, frankly. Nic Cage RULES. Check him out in Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost," Episode 108- "The Wicker Man," Episode 240- "Mandy" and if you search for "Vacation Episode" in our library, you'll find "Face/Off," which was a Patreon episode that made it into the main feed (April 2021). You can also jump on Episode 438- "Renfield" and Episode 513- "Longlegs."  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie eepisodes.This month is June Claude Vam Damme an

Hey budz, here is a re-release of a classic episode as we take a week off for some personal stuff. Thanks so much for al your kindness & we'll see you next week with a new soon to be classic! Enjoy the Congetti!!! You're the best. 

Don Dohler, you beautiful terrible genius-- in this week's episode, we're discussing the third film in what may or may not be a trilogy? with the 1985 alien film "Galaxy Invader." Special topics for your consideration include: the Flannel Council of America, beloved characters such as Steven and Aunt Ruth, having either two dads or one dad and one brother IDK, that classicDohlercontinuity, and the most majestic scene that could possibly end this film.  Check out our other Dohler episodes in number 178- "The Alien Factor" and Episode 490- "Nightbeast." They are chef's kiss. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. If you get in now, you can vote in our June-Claude Van Damme month poll! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewo

In this week's episode, we're discussing an utterly spectacular sequel with 1987's "Slumber Party Massacre 2." Special topics for your consideration include: the male equivalent of a butterface (buthisface? it just doesn't work), preferred methods of taking in calcium, too-many-teeth disease, the classic song "Wipeout," and HELEN FROM WIIIIIIIINGS! We covered the original "Slumber Party Massacre" so early on...it was Episode 18. Want to see some more actors from "Wings" because OF COURSE YOU DO?? You may enjoy Episode 149- "Single White Female" starring Brian. Brian from Wings. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. If you get in now, you can vote in our June-Claude Van Damme month poll! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/w

In this week's episode, we're discussing just how far nostalgia can take you with the 2024 horror/comedy film "Y2K." Special topics for your consideration include: our continued confusion over the genre over nu-metal, and absolutely classic banger of a 90s hit, first time blazes, port-a-potty nightmares, and the core of Fred Durst's being. You like nu-metal or AOL Instant Messenger? You may enjoy Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" or Episode 176- "Strangeland." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. It's one of Allen's all time favorites this month, "The Golden Child." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.comif you feel

Hey EMTs, sorry for the re-release but I had to do some work-related travel because the real world sucks sometimes. You know what doesn't suck? Busting on James Wan with your best friend. Love yinz, we'll catch you next week.

In this week's episode, we're continuing our little springtime jaunt around the 1990s with the turn of the century creature film "Lake Placid." Special topics for your consideration include: criming 1990s eyebrow fashion, a bit of science on how lakes work (being fun is better than knowing things), characters who could only be improved by a meteor hitting them, hailing the queen herself Betty White, and a true oatron saint of this podcast Steve Miner. Steve Miner's movies are funny. May i recommend my favorite, "House?" It's Episode 236. The  regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to a ton of action movie episodes. Get in this month and vote for our next film! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @