Voicemails to Self

It's reckoning day for Courtney with messages from her best friend (Sofiya Alexandra), brother (Tom Sibley), ex-boyfriend (Whitmer Thomas), and the local Big Brothers Big Sisters director (Cameron Esposito) as her Little Sister (Shelby Fero) turns everyone against her.

Sofiya's dad hunt finally comes to an end with messages from her self-absorbed bestie (Courtney Kocak), her trainwreck mom (Lizzy Cooperman), and, at last, her confirmed father (Eddie Pepitone).

While Courtney is busy running for Homecoming Queen, she gets calls from a crazy tenant (Stephanie Beatriz), her precocious Little Sister (Shelby Fero), her Midwestern parents (Jan Davidson & Rob Buscemi), and her out-of-control bestie (Sofiya Alexandra).

Sofiya gets shocking news on all fronts – her potential dad (Matt Knudsen) pulls the rug out after listening to her voicemail, her BFF (Courtney Kocak) is taking over Fairfax High, and her commercial agent (Kira Hesser) has an exciting awards season announcement.

Courtney waxes philosophical about her freshly minted role as a Big Sister and gets messages from the first food station wagon client (Paul Palmeri), her out-of-control bestie (Sofiya Alexandra), and her precocious Little Sister (Shelby Fero).

Sofiya's dad hunt ramps up with calls from a potential dad/English teacher (Matt Knudsen), her overfriendly therapist (Beth Stelling), and her hard-nosed psychiatrist (Ron Babcock), plus her self-absorbed bestie (Courtney Kocak) is pissed about their first food station wagon gig.

Courtney gets messages from the very conflicted director of the local Big Brothers Big Sisters (Cameron Esposito), her nouveau riche BFF (Sofiya Alexandra), and her Midwestern parents (Jan Davidson & Rob Buscemi), plus Eat Pray Chalupa gets its first gig!

An overexcited Sofiya has so many questions for her new black dad, plus her clueless bestie (Courtney Kocak) has a dream about their food station wagon and her sketchy comedy manager (Dave Sirus) calls with yet another amazing job opportunity.

Courtney's crazy tenant (Stephanie Beatriz) calls with another insane maintenance request, the director of Big Brothers Big Sisters (Cameron Esposito) follows up on her volunteer application, and her best friend (Sofiya Alexandra) has some exciting news on the dad front.

Sofiya gets stood up by potential dad/Top Gun of perms (Dave Waite), but hears from another, more ethnically exciting, dad possibility (Ricky Carmona), plus her BFF (Courtney Kocak) wants to start the 1st ever food station wagon.

Courtney's old man boyfriend is dead and she gets messages from her best friend (Sofiya Alexandra), douchey brother (Tom Sibley), opportunistic ex-boyfriend (Whitmer Thomas), and Harold's adult daughter (Heather Horton), who are all trying to process the news. 

Sofiya gets messages from the best perm guy in the biz (Dave Waite) who just might be her dad, her trainwreck mom (Lizzy Cooperman) who calls while doing some awkward multi-tasking, and her self-absorbed bestie (Courtney Kocak) who calls at the end of a marathon pub crawl.

Courtney runs errands with her old man boyfriend and gets messages from Harold's pissed off adult daughter (Heather Horton) and her nouveau riche bestie (Sofiya Alexandra).

Sofiya gets some early responses to her 'Are You My Dad?' Craigslist ad (Andy Sell, James Fritz), plus her obscenely bad best friend (Courtney Kocak) thinks she got a dad lead at Starbucks.

One of Courtney's tenants (Stephanie Beatriz) leaves a message about laundry room safety, her BFF (Sofiya Alexandra) finally realizes she's fatherless, her ex-boyfriend (Whitmer Thomas) calls to brag about his new job, and Harold's adult daughter (Heather Horton) is freshly aware and disapproving of their relationship.

Sofiya gets messages from her bad cop psychiatrist (Ron Babcock), self-absorbed bestie (Courtney Kocak), and often absent mom (Lizzy Cooperman), who calls to check in on her Metamucil money.

Courtney bosses around her new boyfriend Harold (Geoffrey Wade) in a pocket dial, plus her BFF Sofiya endorses the relationship and her ex-boyfriend (Whitmer Thomas) tries to figure out WHY?!

Sofiya tries on her new Z-list celebrity status and receives messages from her disbelieving commercial agent (Kira Hesser), sketchy road manager (Dave Sirus), and overly friendly therapist (Beth Stelling).

Courtney introduces her Midwestern parents (Jan Davidson & Rob Buscemi) to her new boyfriend (Geoffrey Wade) via Skype and her brother (Tom Sibley) is pissed he has to deal with the fallout.

Sofiya gets messages from her deluded bestie (Courtney Kocak), commercial agent (Kira Hesser), and former comedy road manager (Dave Sirus) on the day of her big Metamucil audition.