Voicemails to Self

Sofiya gets served a big musical fuck you by guitar comic Eli Braden, in addition to messages from her self-absorded BFF (Courtney Kocak) and now former road manager (Dave Sirus).

Courtney's visiting Midwestern parents (Jan Davidson & Rob Buscemi) leave messages of shock and awe. She also hears from her best friend (Sofiya Alexandra) in crisis, her douchey brother (Tom Sibley), and her ex (Whitmer Thomas) waxes about thongs, suicide, and why she hasn't called back.

Sofiya's 1st comedy tour turns into a nightmare with messages from her manager (Dave Sirus), her narcissistic bestie (Courtney Kocak), and road dog comic Eli Braden.

Courtney gets a drunken message from her Midwestern parents (Jan Davidson & Rob Buscemi), a distressed comedy tour update from her BFF (Sofiya Alexandra), and a surprise message from her ex (Whitmer Thomas).

Sofiya nabs her first comedy tour and gets messages from her road manager (Dave Sirus), illustrious touring comic Eli Braden, her bestie (Courtney Kocak), and her hard-nosed psychiatrist (Ron Babcock).

Courtney feels guilty about judging after she gets a post-party message from the Party City brothers (The Walsh Brothers: Dave Walsh, Chris Walsh), but her Midwestern parents (Jan Davidson & Rob Buscemi) can't be too cautious traveling via Amtrak. 

Sofiya prepares for the PARTY between messages from her overly friendly therapist (Beth Stelling), hard-nosed psychiatrist (Ron Babcock), sketchy comedy manager (Dave Sirus), and the pumped up party brothers from Party City (The Walsh Brothers: Dave Walsh, Chris Walsh).

Courtney susses out her dating prospects with messages from a creepy tenant (Taylor Williamson), her bestie (Sofiya Alexandra), and the very excited party brothers from Party City (The Walsh Brothers: Dave Walsh, Chris Walsh).

A recently fired Sofiya gets messages from the EDD office (Cristal Walker), her over-friendly therapist (Beth Stelling), her self-absorbed BFF (Courtney Kocak), and the party brothers from Party City (The Walsh Brothers: Dave Walsh, Chris Walsh).

It's Courtney's 1st day of basic training! She get messages from the Party City sales clerks (The Walsh Brothers: Dave Walsh, Chris Walsh), her bestie (Sofiya Alexandra), and the local Army recruiter (Brandon Vaughn). 

After everything falls apart with Sofiya's new job, she gets messages from her boss and his Hollywood momager (Marcella Arguello), her New Age BFF (Courtney Kocak), bad cop psychiatrist (Ron Babcock), and good cop therapist (Beth Stelling).

Post-breakup Courtney searches for something to hang on to and gets messages from her bestie (Sofiya Alexandra), local priest (Jim Hamilton), Midwestern parents (Jan Davidson & Rob Buscemi), and Army recruiter (Brandon Vaughn).

Sofiya gets messages from the front desk of the Beverly Hilton (Virginia Jones), her BFF (Courtney Kocak), talent agent (Kira Hesser), 360 PR (Nicole Aimee Schreiber), and her boss and his momager (Marcella Arguello).

Courtney gets messages from her BFF (Sofiya Alexandra), would-be suitors (Ryan Singer, Dave Rankin, Alex Hooper), and an Army recruiter (Brandon Vaughn).

Sofiya gets messages from her therapist (Beth Stelling), bestie (Courtney Kocak), talent agent (Kira Hesser), and new boss and his momager (Marcella Arguello).

Courtney starts the day on epic high, but it's brought back to her depressing reality as she receives messages from her ex-boyfriend (Whitmer Thomas), potential Craigslist buyers (Budd Diaz, Rodney Berry), and a local priest (Jim Hamilton).

As Sofiya tries to manifest her dreams with The Secret, she receives messages from her questionable road manager (Dave Sirus), commercial agent (Kira Hesser), and AAA (Budd Diaz).

Courtney comes up with a plan to reinvent herself amidst messages from creepy tenant (Taylor Williamson), fed up ex-boyfriend (Whitmer Thomas), bummer friend (Amber Tozer), and overbearing Midwestern parents (Jan Davidson & Rob Buscemi).

Sofiya brainstorms new job ideas between messages from her road manager (Dave Sirus), best friend (Courtney Kocak), overly friendly therapist (Beth Stelling), and hard-nosed psychiatrist (Ron Babcock).

Courtney gets messages from a creepy tenant (Taylor Williamson), her fed up ex-boyfriend (Whitmer Thomas), best friend (Sofiya Alexandra), and shrill Midwestern parents (Jan Davidson & Rob Buscemi) while trying to cope with a recent breakup.