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This week: The Ravenous Crypts of Gluttony continue to provide ample threats for our heroes to fell.  A corridor filled with dead, dismembered bodies, more ancient thassilonian mummies and a strange being with a long tongue and a fiendish blade.  Will these necromantic forces best the Warriors of Light, or will our heroes manage to thwart this evil?  Enrom has the exact thing for this.  Gintaras is piled on.  Harper maintains her performance.  Hugo incorporates the Z-axis.  Reetin enrages himself.  Grr.  Clinton makes up rules on the spot. The Curtain Rises Gloom Horizon Phantom from Space Unnatural Situation One of Them Shamanistic Ancient Mystery Waltz (Vivace) Big Drumming Corruption Clash Defiant By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Wild West Vikings Mjolnir by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy

THIS WEEK: The fight continues, but who exactly is the fight against anyways?  The Ravenous Crypts of Gluttony hold many threats, and not all of them are made by our foes.  Our heroes will need to band together and learn to trust one another if they are to survive Runeforge.  Enrom plants his feet.  Gintaras puts her hands on her hips.  Harper is found delicious by everyone.  Reetin kill fire.  Hugo's friends scout ahead. Zombie Hoodoo Zombie Chase Steel Rods Exotic Battle Unnatural Situation Unseen Horrors Inexorable Unrelenting By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Fólkvangr Mjolnir Wanderer by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After an unusually restless night, the warriors of light are ready to test their might against the next corridor of Runeforge: the Ravenous Crypts of Gluttony.  Just as soon as they open the doors do things start heating up.  Friendships and armor durabilities will be tested in this weeks episode!  Enrom knocks them down.  Gintaras dictates the flow of battle.  Harper shot web.  Hugo brings the heat.  Reetin can't stand the heat.  Lasting Hope House of Leaves Exotics Hitman Exotic Battle Shamanistic Stoneworld Batte Clash Defiant Stormfront By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Mjolnir by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was the best of times... It was the worst of times... Actually, it was just the worst of times... Two massive fiendish creatures seek to destroy our heroes where they stand.  Is our adventure over just as it starts?  Tune in to this weeks episode and find out!  This week: Enrom reduces incoming damage by half.  Gintaras makes a leap of faith.  Harper Heals.  Hugo is slowed.  Reetin remembered something.   Music Credits: The Curtain Rises Anxiety Birch Run Stormfront Intuit256 Zombie Chase By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Stöðvar Wanderer by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our heroes began to explore the radiant halls of envy when they discovered a magical artifact capable of decimating magical items.  The crew develops a plan to explore the rest of this strange place, but only time will tell what mysteries lie in wait ahead.  Will our heroes be able to find success before their problems have the time to multiply?  Enrom bares his shield.  Harper gives a medium-five.  Hugo pouts.  Reetin is a coward.   Morgana Rides Gathering Darkness Anxiety Rising Tide Harmful or Fatal Arcane Birch Run Stoneworld Battle Trouble with Tribals By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week: With the guardians of the mountaintop vanquished, our heroes begin to explore the dangers and mysteries that lie within.  The wizards who mastermined the creation of Rimeskull were ones who could bend reality to their will - can you trust what your eyes are showing you in a place like this?  The team gets a payday when they locate the dragon Freezemaw's lair.  Enrom detects evil.  Harper waves her hands dramatically.  Hugo has blind faith.  Reetin is on Double-dick duty. The Curtain Rises Leaving Home Intuit256 Fire Prelude Chee Zee Caves Truth in the Stones Symmetry Dama-May By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not even a plague of technical problems can prevent the Warriors of Light from attending to their duties.  Currently, that means breaching the top of the Rimeskull Mountain.  But more than just giant frost wyrms protect these doors - what forces will keep our heroes from progressing this week?  Will their awesome blows be enough to send them flying off the side of the mountaintop?  Enrom has his damage reduction shredded.  Gintaras couldn't be here this week.  Harpers audio was left at the base of Rimeskull Mountain.  Hugo has faith.  Reetin laments lost damage. The Curtain Rises Tenebrous Brothers Carnivale - Snake Lady Phantom from Space Stoneworld Battle Exotic Battle Shamanistic Clash Defiant Birch Run By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Stöðvar Mjolnir By Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info

This week: Our heroes are fighting tooth and nail with a mighty dragon who has already managed to fell one of the Warriors of Light.  This serpent, known as Arkrhyst or Freezemaw is adamant on defending its home atop the Rimeskull mountain.  We learn this week that fly is a little tricky.  Enrom begins proselytizing for his new Bugbear savior.  Harper flips through her spell catalogue.  Null's body ticks.  Gintaras is the instrument of her God's divine wrath.  Reetin becomes lord death of murder mountain. These are the songs that were used in the background this week: The Curtain Rises Gloom Horizon Steel Rods Exotic Battle Shamanistic Trouble with Tribals Stoneworld Battle Birch Run Fire Prelude By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Fólkvangr Until the End by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor

This week: A divine premonition returns an old friend to the rest of our heroes, and just in the knick of time.  Their arrival is directly followed by an attack by the ancient, huge white dragon of the Rimeskull mountain.  The beast charges at Warriors of Light with impressive speed, leaving little time to prepare for the encounter.  Enrom glows with an awesome light.  Gintaras catches her own hands.  Harper has such a pretty song.  Null pulls aggro.  Reetin doesn't hit. The Curtain Rises Nomadic Sunset Exotic Battle Trouble with Tribals Birch Run The Complex Shmanaistic By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Nomadic Sunset Stöðvar Fólkvangr  by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THIS WEEK: After piecing together the Scribblers riddle and booking passage north, the Warriors of Light explore Varisian countryside, and all the interesting fauna it has to offer.  After finding strange standing stones, it's up to the party to solve their riddle, and access the chambers further along.  Enrom is not a strong swimmer.  Harper plays that good music.  Reetin is a widowmaker.  Null starts a new life.  The Curtain Rises Kalimba Relaxation Music Stoneworld Battle Legend of One Jet Fueled Vixen Lasting Hope One of Them Unnatural Situation Leaving Home By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Mjolnir Wild West Vikings by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 arisian Reetin is a widowmaker.  Null starts a new life.  Enrom is not a strong swimmer. The Curtain Rises Kalimba Relaxation Music Stoneworld Battle Legend of One Jet Fueled Vix

The gang, cleared of any foreign mental influences, proceed onward with their journey after a short shopping spurt.  A ship is chartered to Bunyip Bay and Brinewall, and the journey is embarked.  Everything from Globsters to Goblins to Giants will try to thwart our heroes.   Harper becomes the magical bush.  Null reviews his spells.  Reetin is not a fan of Goblins. Truth in the Stones One of Them Lasting Hope Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Snake Lady Undaunted Anxiety The House of Leaves Kalimba Relaxation Music Leaving Home Babylon By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Nomadic Dawn Fólkvangr Mjolnir Nomadic Sunset by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After the friendship machine is compromised by mind effecting magics (don't think about it too much) the rest of the Warriors of Light return to town and attempt to reunite with their ally.  And that's when the trouble starts.  After a visit to the towns Sherrif, the Warriors of Light have a prison sentence to serve for endangering the town.  Afterwards, the scribblers riddles need to be studied before any sense can be made of them.  Enrom protects us from Evil.  Harper puts Reetin in his place.  Null continues to trust no-one anyways.  Reetin frightens the town. Crusade - Heavy Industry Leaving Home Intuit256 Dama-May Fire Prelude By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Fantasy Ambience by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The tour beneath the winding catacombs beneath sandpoint continues.  Illusions behind fogs and riddles beyond walls will tell our heroes of where they will need to go next.  Friendships will be tested, and the party will be split.  Will they be able to procced without the confidence of their ally?  Enrom contemplates unconventional methods of combat.  Harper finds the ill-loser-y wall.  Reetin is always down with holding hands.  Null's outta here.  Clinton forgot to wear headphones, so there is a little bit of echo in this episode.  I did what I could, but it's still present at some points.  Sorry! The Curtain Rises Zombie Chase Phantom from Space All This Interloper Gathering Darkness We Got Trouble Metaphysik Fire Prelude Dama-May Anxiety By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Resolution by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio

The foe known as the Riddler trades blows with the robotic construct that threatens its lair, until a light in the darkness gives distraction.  With newfound allies, the Warriors of Light are able to defeat the threat to Sandpoint above.  Though the danger may be eliminated, the catacombs are covered in ominous warnings and threats to the world.  Through magical fogs and strange riddles our heroes will need to keeps their heads about them if they wish to learn what information there is to gather here.  The party goes through the interview process with their newest prospective candidate.  Enrom glows with an awesome power.  Reetin does what he does best.  Harper fears the fog.  What even is a Null? The Curtain Rises Symmetry Birch Run Leblon Trouble with Tribals Morgana Rides Hiding your Reality Gloom Horizon Metaphysik By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Until the End Resolution By Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative

The death of a party member still lingers on our heroes, but there is no time to mourn when the fight continues on.  Mysterious fel fources pour from the shadows and seek to overwhelms the warriors of light.  Do the forces of evil have the superior numbers needed to take out the team, or will a light in the darkness come through to save the day?  A new challenger appears.  Harper gives up.  Null can't be hit.  Reetin is a big boy. The Curtain Rises The Escalation The Way Out Stoneworld Battle Birch Run Kalimba Relaxation Music By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Fólkvangr Mjolnir Wanderer By Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our heroes are under siege by the mysterious beings that inhabit the catacombs of wrath below Sandpoint.  The Scribbler, a being that can move through walls like dimensional doors has assaulted the party, and felled one of the members.  Have our heroes finally met their match, or will it take more than summoned monsters to defeat the Warriors of Light  There are definitely no phallic images anywhere on the floor in here.  Harper performs the song of her people.  Null pokes holy holes into its foes.  Reetin practices his Kool-aid man.  Tev falls victim to her own deadly gas. Symmetry Intuit256 Hitman Shamanistic By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Fólkvangr By Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The voice in the darkness continues to ask questions of the world above, learning what it can of the lands that exist today.  After a painfully slow placement in the initiative ourder, our heroes will need to triumph over the overwhelming odds to best their foes from where they strike within the shadows.  Harper Hides.  Null's Estoc shines with an awesome light.  Reetin is not strong enough, but still strong.  Tev is immediately removed from the combat. The Curtain Rises Fire Prelude Dama-May Urban Gauntlet The Complex Final Count Shamanistic Stoneworld Battle Interloper Unnatural Situation By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Fólkvangr By Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our heroes return to the town of Sandpoint to investigate the latest misgivings - a massive sinkhole that has opened up next to the garrison.  The townsfolk say that they can hear awful streams of pain and terror coming from the hole all hours of the night, and the sounds of hounds the likes of which have never been heard in town before.  Following a trip down memory lane, our heroes find new paths made open and explore further.  Will they be defeated when they overthink the opening corridors?  Tune in to find out more!  Harper demands vision benefits.  Null studies runes.  Reetin reminisces on past murder attempts.  Tev still doesn't like spiders very much.   The Curtain Rises Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Snake Lady Mystery Sax One of Them By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Fantasy Ambience By Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omn

The players finally get to return from hostile lands and head back home.  The only question is: how will they get there, and what waits for them when they return?  Harper and Reetin make out like bandits.  Reetin sings his teleportation song.  Null wants a wing of wizawdwy.  Tev is very ugly. The Curtain Rises Shamanistic Bittersweet Babylon Loopster Odyssey By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Mjolnir Cold Journey Nomadic Dawn Resolution The Road Home By Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All sorts of strange wonders lie dormant beneath the black tower of Jorgenfist - including a frozen black mummy clinging to a scroll case, whispering about a green light.  The pleasantries don't last for long, as the creature begins it's assault on our heroes.  If they want to make it out with their lives, they will need to act fast and strike hard.  This week: Harper loses her sight.  Again.  Anyways, so Null starts blasting.  Reetin desires tasty, tasty Harper meat.  Tev is almost a traitor. The Curtain Rises Stoneworld Battle The Complex Rising Tide (Faster) By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Mjolnir Wanderer By Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.