Clinton's Core Classics

THIS WEEK: Our heroes find themselves stuck between a wall of force and a hard place.  A hard, bubbling pit of a hard place.  The Runelord of Greed Azaven has slain parts of team before, how many more heroes must fall before the threat is destroyed?  With the recently raised Kerg standing between our heroes and the foe, it will take all of our mettle to be victorious. Aristotle doesn't like having other people near him.  Hugo is discouraged.  Reetin is not intimidated by old allies.  Vrasken makes a hole.  Clinton forgets to wear headphones again. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises The Escalation Stormfront Harmful or Fatal Clash Defiant Corruption Intuit256 By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THIS WEEK: NEW HEROES! The gang retreats to lick their wounds after the defeat against the Runelord of Gluttony, Azaven.  Just as our heroes are patching themselves up is when two new heroes arrive to the location.  How does this keep happening?!  The new crew gets together to discuss what they have seen so far within the Runeforge, what they are here to accomplish, and what to expect during the upcoming rematch. Aristotle lights his pipe.  Hugo, the blind man, spots the hidden door.  Reetin is not a magics.  Vrasken knows what the DM is trying to do.  Clinton forgets to wear headphones. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises Leaving Home Intuit256 Gloom Horizon Dama-May Rising Tide The Complex Fire Prelude By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Wanderer by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THIS WEEK: The encounter continues against the Undead Lich Azaven, the ancient Azlanti Runelord of Greed.  Necromantic magics may prove to be too much for our heroes to handle. Hugo will see you in Pathfinder court.  Kerg can't grab the rope.  Reetin takes a tactical GTFO.  Sibohan fights for her life. Support for Clinton's Core Classics is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world.  ​MANSCAPED offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels.  MANSCAPED just launched their fourth generation trimmer, The Lawn Mower® 4.0.  Join over 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™, with this exclusive offer for you: 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the code: RUNELORD at manscaped.com Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises The Escalation Clash Defiant Harmful or Fatal Arcane The Complex Stoneworld Battle Shamanistic Inexorable Leaving Home Space Jazz By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)   This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com

THIS WEEK: The encounter continues against the Undead Lich Azaven, the ancient Azlanti Runelord of Gluttony.  Necrotic foes and necromantic magics threaten our heroes, and the risk is higher than ever when old enemies come back to fight once more.  Shifting Walls, powerful artifacts and aberrant abominations join the fray - whatever will our heroes do to proceed?  And Mr. Mutt was a... WHAT?! Hugo can perform magics the likes of which you have never before seen.  Kerg has an idea.  Reetin knows where Clinton lives.  Sibohan learns more about her new dog. Support for Clinton's Core Classics is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world.  ​MANSCAPED offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels.  MANSCAPED just launched their fourth generation trimmer, The Lawn Mower® 4.0.  Join over 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™, with this exclusive offer for you: 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the code: RUNELORD at manscaped.com

Between narrow hallways and tight corridors our heroes find themselves at the doorstep of yet another combat.  The late Harper Windwalker aids a new foe in his assault against the Warriors of Light.  Between the arcane trickery of the Roguish Bard and the evil Necromantic spells cast by Azaven, how will our adventurers ever hope to survive?  Hugo is nice and cozy in the back.  Kerg chainwhips the threats.  Reetin channels his good friend Ullr.  Sibohan consistently rolls one below the DC. Support for Clinton's Core Classics is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world.  ​MANSCAPED offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels.  MANSCAPED just launched their fourth generation trimmer, The Lawn Mower® 4.0.  Join over 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™, with this exclusive offer for you: 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the code: RUNELORD at manscaped.com Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises Gathering Darkness Big Drumming

This week: Welcome back to another episode of Clinton's Core Classics boils and ghouls.  After the body of the late adventurer Harper Windwalker is discovered missing, our heroes return once more to the Crypts of Gluttony.  The gang puts together what few clues they have and begin their investigation.  Anxiously tretching forward, will our heroes be able to discover what happened to the late party member?  Or will the Ravenous Crypts take yet another adventurers life?  Hugo brings a crowd.  Kerg gives it everything he has.  Reetin isn't in the talking mood.  Sibohan leads Mr. Mutt. Support for Clinton's Core Classics is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world.  ​MANSCAPED offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels.  MANSCAPED just launched their fourth generation trimmer, The Lawn Mower® 4.0.  Join over 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™, with this exclusive offer for you: 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the code

This week: The fiend known as Delvahene is finally destroyed, but the Iron Cages of Lust still hold mysteries for our heroes to discover.  A short rest rejuvenates and empowers our heroes to new heights.  Many exotic bejeweled toys and other powerful, valuable artifacts are left for our heroes to loot.  A man in a cage who barks like a dog needs our heroes assistance.  And a lone shining child still threatens the warriors of light.  It's time to put this wing of the Runeforge to rest - tune in now!  Hugo speaks Dog.  Kerg is the only key we need.  Reetin could use more hit points.  Sibohan heel's the mutt. Support for Clinton's Core Classics is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world.  ​MANSCAPED offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels.  MANSCAPED just launched their fourth generation trimmer, The Lawn Mower® 4.0.  Join over 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™, with this exclusive offer for you: 20% off and free worldwi

This week: A mysterious stranger appears to assist our heroes in their time of need, and the intervention couldn't come at a better time.  The Half-Ork Kerg has wandered into the Runeforge, following the trail of dead bodies left in the wake of our adventurings.  From there the combat against the Succubus Delvahene continues in the Iron Cages of Lust.  Will this new force be enough to turn the tides of battle, or is this just another pawn for the lord of lust to play with?  Hugo touches butts.  Kerg cracks the whip.  Reetin hugs and squeezes.  Sibohan might secretly be into all this. Support for Clinton's Core Classics is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world.  ​MANSCAPED offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels.  MANSCAPED just launched their fourth generation trimmer, The Lawn Mower® 4.0.  Join over 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™, with this exclusive offer for you: 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the co

This week: What may very well be the most difficult encounter our heroes have faced to date continues!  Two new adversaries challenge the warriors of light, and it is only fitting that these new foes be beings literally made of light.  As Delvahene hides and schemes our heroes will need to do everything in their power to prevent from being reduced to ash.  Will they be able to stand the blows, or have our heroes finally met their match?  Reetin reads the rules.  Enrom explodes.  Sibohan is all tied up.  Hugo can't resolve a spell. Support for Clinton's Core Classics is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world.  ​MANSCAPED offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels.  MANSCAPED just launched their fourth generation trimmer, The Lawn Mower® 4.0.  Join over 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™, with this exclusive offer for you: 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the code: RUNELORD at manscaped.com Music Credits:  The Cu

This week: The fight within the Iron Cages of Lust continues - and our heroes seem none closer to felling their foe.  Cracks of the whip, bashes of the shield and spells from the void will challenge the mistress in her home domain - will it be enough to defeat this evil once and for all?  Reetin recalls his old allies.  Sibohan chases her quarry.  Enrom looks into the light.  Hugo has a sugar daddy. Support for Clinton's Core Classics is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world.  ​MANSCAPED offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels.  MANSCAPED just launched their fourth generation trimmer, The Lawn Mower® 4.0.  Join over 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™, with this exclusive offer for you: 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the code: RUNELORD at manscaped.com Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises The Escalation Rising Tide Birch Run Shamanistic Clash Defiant The Way Out Exotic Battle Intuit256 Dama-May Space Jazz By

This week: Delvahene, lord of the Iron Cages of Lust, continues her assault on the Warriors of Light.  Our heroes have many tricks up their sleeves, but the queen of lust seems uninterested and underwhelmed.  Things are looking grim; have our heroes finally met their match?  Reetin babbles incoherently.  Enrom deals lethal damage.  Sibohan whips it good.  Hugo shares his gifts. Support for Clinton's Core Classics is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world.  ​MANSCAPED offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels.  MANSCAPED just launched their fourth generation trimmer, The Lawn Mower® 4.0.  Join over 4 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED™, with this exclusive offer for you…. 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the code: RUNELORD at manscaped.com. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises Unseen Horrors Arcane The Ecalation The Way Out Cognitive Dissonance Stormfront The Complex Steel Rods Space Jazz By Kevin MacLeod (https://in

This week: A strange air lingers about the next chamber, leaving our heroes light-headed and susceptible to influence.  And what influences there are to see - as the succubus Delvahine introduces us to her lair.  Whips will crack, spells will be slung and buckles will become unfastened on this weeks installment of Rise of the Runelords!  Enrom smites the censer.  Hugo does something he never thought he'd be doing.  Reetin wants to shed a layer.  Sibohan is not the only dominating redhead around these parts. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises Big Drumming Ancient Mystery Waltz Vivace Truth in the Stones Shamanistic Arcane Rising Tide Birch Run Stoneworld Battle Final Count By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stone Giants guard the passage further through this tent that stands amidst the new section of Runeforge.  With no sign of the Aludemon from earlier, there is nowhere left to go but inward.  But how many of our heroes will these giants defeat before they can move on?  Enrom makes sure their foes are felled.  Hugo is surrounded by stone giants.  Reetin party kills.  Sibohan takes a bite outta crime.  Clinton cannot roll above a 5. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises Shamanistic Birch Run Stoneworld Battle Exotic Battke Final Count Clash Defiant Arcane Wanderer By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Fólkvangr by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week: The combat continues within the Iron Cages of Lust.  A large, flowing tent releases from within seductive succubi to torment The Warriors of Light.  Alu Demons attempt to corrupt the minds of our heroes as they return in kind to smite their foes.  Giants stand at the guard, watching the bloodshed from afar.  And what's the deal with the man in that cage?  Enrom is overflowing with health.  Hugo is creepy.  Reetin has standards.  Sibohan gets tied up. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises Unrelenting Jet Fueled Vixen Leblon Arcane Clash Defiant Corruption Rising Tide (Faster) Intuit256 By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Stöðvar by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week: After the gang goes through their morning prayer rituals, they are given the opportunity to violate that sanctity and enter into the next corridor of the Runeforge.  The creatures found within make the group anxious as they strive to ensure the place maintains its lustful namesake.  Blows will be delivered, minds will be dominated, and players will feel uncomfortable as they begin their adventure within the Iron Cages of Lust.  Enrom levels up.  Hugo wants to share something with you.  Reetin is big and dumb.  Sibohan is spared the ridicule.  Clinton gets to let it all off his chest. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises Gloom Horizon Unnatural Situation Anxiety Unrelenting Shamanistic Clash Defiant By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Resolution Mjolnir Stöðvar  Fólkvangr  by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/l

This week: An ambush catches our heroes off guard and under prepared.  Blows are delivered before the cast fully realizes what is going on.  Blades fly and spells are cast, but will it be too little, too late for The Warriors of Light?  Tune in and find out now!  Enrom sticks to what he does best.  Harper is looking a little pale.  Hugo doesn't sense anything.  Reetin's fur stands on end.  Sibohan plays conservatively. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises The House of Leaves Unrelenting Shamanistic Stormfront Clash Defiant Birch Run Wretched Destroyer By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Wanderer Leaving for Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week: A gold plated statue covered in strange arcane runes of an ancient bygone civilization has sprung into life at the presence of our heroes.  With the way that the players roll, one might think that they were under the effects of a curse!  Speaking of curses, those wounds don't look like they want to close back up.  Surely that won't be an issue for the warriors of light, right?  Enrom cannot roll above a 5.  Harper doesn't like the curse feature.  Hugo's helping.  Reetin hopes for exposed bosoms.  Sibohan does what adventurers do. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises Zombie Chase Big Drumming Clash Defiant The Complex Rising Tide (Faster) Exotic Battle Unholy Knight Wretched Destroyer Corruption Intuit256 Unseen Horrors By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Ravenous Crypts of Gluttony continue to assault our heroes.  Fresh corpses and strange apparatuses spell a fiendish story of decrepit necromancy.  The gang learns about their newest party member and attempt to loot anything not bolted to the ground, a mysterious black portal baffles the players, and what trouble could a large golden statue possibly cause the warriors of light?  Enrom smites his foes.  Harper is a rebellious spirit.  Hugo is a yellow-tongued devil.  Reetin may soon taste blood.  Siobhan is eventually welcomed along. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises Leaving Home Inexorable Stormfront Arcane Rising Tide Stoneworld Battle Hitman By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week: Scarab-infested Mummies to the left of us.  Named Ghouls to the right.  And to make matters worse, a new force is detected from behind our heroes!  And it smells of... honey?  The troubles just don't stop for the Warriors of Light - but if anyone is going to be able to save Golarion, it's this crew.  Will another of our heroes fall, or will they perservere against the evils in the darkness?  Tune in now! Enrom smites.  Harper has the taste for blood.  Hugo throws his dagger.  Reetin struggles to fit in the room.  Siobhan introduces herself to the party. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises Leaving Home Inexorable Stormfront Arcane Rising Tide Stoneworld Battle Hitman By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week: Mummified remains and the fiendish rogue that commands them have waylaid our heroes.  Once the stress of the fight sets in, our heroes will find themselves in unusual positions, doing whatever it is in their power to survive.  Will our heroes be able to defeat these abominations, or are the Warriors of Light destined to make a nice snack for the denizens of The Ravenous Crypts of Gluttony?  Tune in now to find out! Enrom holds the line.  Gintaras surrenders her dragon facts.  Harper shanks a motherfucker.  Hugo turns the heat up.  Reetin wanted those brains. Music Credits:  The Curtain Rises One of Them Exotic Battle Rising Tide (Faster) Final Count Shamanistic Ancient Rite Intuit256 Dama-May By Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Stöðvar Blood Eagle by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) This End by Evan King (evanking.bandcamp.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in