Roz & Mocha

What’s one word that instantly pisses you off? Which health supplement do you actually swear by? What do you want to be remembered for, and if you could only eat one meat or protein forever, what are you choosing? Shem breaks down his favourite cruise ship, cruise line, and destination after sailing them all — plus which ship he thinks is the best fit for the rest of the team and their partners or families. The crew also reveals which artist they’d most want to do a duet with, whether they clicked instantly when they first started working together, and the one trend they absolutely refuse to participate in, no matter how popular it gets.

Roz and Mocha get into Gen Z’s latest trend, “raw‑dogging boredom,” after debating whether intentionally doing absolutely nothing is the new meditation. The show also spirals into food chaos with steak‑and‑eggs dinner envy, an emotional rant over Swiss Chalet discontinuing its chicken marinade, and a heated argument over whether macaroni salad actually counts as a salad. Plus, embarrassing listener confessions, an unbelievable Hot Wheels collecting story, an interview with Patrick J. Adams about his new series The Madison, and the mystery of what really happens to the Oscars red carpet once the show is over.

It’s an all‑naked theme on the Roz and Mocha Retro Show as the guys rewind to some unforgettable moments from the vault. First up, a 2014 conversation about the rise of naked yoga, followed by another stop that same year when a very specific cash offer was made to encourage full nudity. Then we jump ahead to 2016 and revisit the debate around Going to Work Naked Day, proving once again that this show has never been afraid to strip things down—sometimes literally.

A series of real‑life dilemmas spark honest conversation and heartfelt advice, from navigating identity and belonging in a mixed‑heritage family, to coping with the emotional shift that comes with becoming a new parent. There’s also concern over suspected emotional boundaries crossing at work, frustration with unsafe and unresponsive rental living conditions, and the challenge of holding space for love and security while the world’s opinions creep in.

Roz and Mocha recap their whirlwind 24‑hour trip to NYC and what it was like seeing the podcast featured on a massive digital billboard in Times Square. The show also leans into St. Patrick’s Day chaos with drunk clips, shamrock‑fueled streeters, and questionable Irish drink choices, before settling debates on big spoon vs little spoon, gross hotel bed discoveries, and a restaurant robot that glitches out and starts smashing dishes. Plus, a historic winter storm up north, Gen‑Z slang explained through fine art, and the crew bravely taste‑tests one of the worst snack combinations imaginable.

Michael B. Jordan’s Best Actor win capped off a controversial Oscars night that included backlash over the In Memoriam segment, Kumail Nanjiani’s joke, and the show pulling its lowest ratings in years, while some nominees walked away with $350,000 gift bags. Harry Styles earned praise for his cover of Everybody Wants to Rule the World, vinyl record sales topped $1 billion for the first time since 1983, and a new report claims Banksy’s identity may finally be known. Plus, gas prices are climbing after oil tankers were attacked near Iran, Canadians say they’re fed up with tipping culture, and Doug Ford is facing criticism over comments about a Vaughan home invasion.

Big questions and petty debates collide as the crew tackles everything from whether a “good guy” in a movie might actually be the villain, to who could be replaced by AI without anyone noticing. They vent about spatial awareness on transit, debate past fights, imagine parenting their teenage selves, and get oddly specific about furniture comparisons, awkward throwback moments, and treat‑yourself day fantasies. It’s a mix of serious reflection, nostalgia, and nonsense that spirals exactly the way it always does.

Has Chloe seen sunshine boy Mocha’s pic? Has Roz secretly become calmer, nicer… and dare we say more empathetic? The crew debates their least‑favourite household chore, whether you take a guaranteed $500K or risk it all for $5M, and if sharing food with your partner is sweet or straight‑up unhinged. Plus — trampoline parks (who’s thriving, who’s tearing an ACL), the impossible choice between eyelashes for eyebrows or eyebrows for eyelashes, and the things you’re way too old to still love… but will never give up.

Roz deals with aching elbows, itchy ears, and the awkward realities of aging, from sauna etiquette to the strange ways everyone gets in and out of cars. Maurie checks in with the captain of the winless Sarnia Legionnaires, chats with Howie Mandel about The Price Is Right, and speaks with the mayor of South Bruce Peninsula following the death of Wiarton Willie. Plus, a deep dive into bizarre family Zoom audio, a Snitch Line about faking a death for wedding time off, a new video game about Karens, heartfelt listener calls, and a Helluva Story involving vintage Mr. T cereal that did not age well at all.

Today on the Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we’re reliving some of the most ridiculous challenges we’ve taken on over the years. First up, from 2015, The Coke Boob Challenge — it sounds easy, but is it really possible to hold a can of Coke using only your man boobs? Then from 2017, we attempt the viral Invisible Box Challenge, trying to step over a box that isn’t actually there and make it look believable. And finally, back to 2015 for the Belly Button Challenge — can you reach around your back and touch your belly button? Spoiler: it’s harder than it sounds.

Moving into a new home during an already difficult time has raised complicated questions about boundaries and responsibility. Struggling to balance grief, health issues, and blending families, someone is unsure how much to step in when it comes to parenting a partner’s adult and teenage kids. The challenge is figuring out how to be supportive and involved without overstepping or causing tension in an already fragile situation.

Maurie chats with the owner of a Florida coffee shop who says Canadians “don’t deserve” his coffee and refuses to serve them, doubling down on the bizarre stance. One of the wildest Helluva Stories ever follows as a hardcore Hot Wheels collector explains how his obsession led him to strip clubs, massive overseas warehouses, and secret door‑knocking missions. The DM Deep Dive gets personal with who would accidentally join a cult, Roz’s real thoughts on Ryan Reynolds, and the great wet‑or‑dry toothbrush debate. Plus, Johnny Depp School of Acting completely derails Forrest Gump, a superfan calls in ahead of knee surgery, and a listener revisits the infamous entitled AirPods girl.

Shots were fired at Rihanna’s home with new details revealing just how close it came to tragedy, as Iran names a new supreme leader amid escalating global tensions. The gang also dives into Hilary Duff admitting she doesn’t remember passing on “Since U Been Gone,” Ryan Gosling making a rare public appearance with Eva Mendes, and Timothée Chalamet sparking backlash with comments about opera and ballet. Plus: a Canadian tourist charged after allegedly stealing a flamingo in Vegas, a woman arrested for impersonating a dentist during a root canal, LA Marathon organizers handing out “you tried” medals, and a new study suggesting difficult people in your life might actually make you age faster.

Breaking down who would survive a massive maze, the crew argues over lavender fields, corn mazes, and who’d be hungover at the exit. TV obsessions resurface with debates about Tell Me Lies, and everyone reveals how many phone numbers they still know by heart. Things get even more unhinged with stories of ridiculous partner arguments, guesses at each other’s “spirit ages,” and a full breakdown of what gets dried first after a shower. Add in questions about dog‑breed personalities, surprise missing movie credits, and the eternal struggle of cleaning up after shaving, and this Deep Dive goes from relatable to chaotic in all the best ways.

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, we’re diving into everything from childhood nostalgia to Bollywood classics. A listener wants to know the one thing we did growing up that our kids will never get to experience, while another tries to crack the mystery of how Mocha manages to “run the streets” despite being in bed by 7. We get a special question for the Guyanese boys about their favourite Bollywood movies, plus someone wonders why Roz hasn’t been rocking much linen lately — is it a summer‑only vibe or is he officially over it? And things get extra spicy when we’re asked which show member we’d share a bed with… and what car brands everyone drives. Another wild and hilarious ride through your questions!

From Megan Fox BBL rumours to a listener who’s kissed over 300 people thanks to her swinging lifestyle, today’s episode is packed. We celebrate Mike’s birthday and his secret Lush obsession, debate what everyday items have gotten too pricey, and chat with Luke Grimes about Marshals before Maurie and Chloe hit the premiere party. We also talk to someone who booked the viral Heated Rivalry cottage, dive into a messy Snitch Line case, hear how the show helped Greg through a breakup, and meet the guy rollerblading 30,000 km for bees. Plus: Cruze’s hockey hype songs, Roz’s bottle‑peeing confessions, Shem’s BHM school visit, and we wrap with Maestro Fresh Wes on his Juno nomination and new Canada Post stamp.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Retro episode is a trip back to one of the show’s most random—and most requested—throwback bits! Big thanks to Brandon for asking us to revive the segment we honestly don’t remember why we stopped doing: “Rub It On My Face.” We dug deep into the vault and pulled together a bunch of wild, hilarious moments from the original “Rub It On My Face” segments dating all the way back to 2013. Get ready for pure vintage chaos from the early days of Roz & Mocha!

A tense week of FMLs, featuring a sister whose explosive low‑blow fights make even surface‑level relationships feel impossible, a high‑school worker overwhelmed by a system with zero discipline or accountability, someone pushed to the edge after being left to launch an entire store alone, and a fan who’s lost all motivation to watch WWE since their favourite retired. Real stress, real frustration, and real people just trying to figure it out.

Mocha can’t stop saying “that’s what she said” while Jenna teaches Cruze the recorder, the crew debates who would win a Thirst Trap Thursday battle, Roz suffers through an itchy Mexico sunburn while everyone argues about payday, we break down the Blood Moon confusion, Maurie gets reaction to B.C. moving to permanent daylight time, we translate The Lion King’s “Circle of Life,” hear a wild vent about a nightmare basement neighbour, talk Jamaican patties and Victorian slang, Maurie chats with the Law & Order Toronto cast, the team vents about broken car signals, chats with Stephan James about War Machine, and covers everything from the future of Jersey Shore to Tate McRae’s new relationship.

 John Tory confirms he won’t run for mayor in 2026, Netflix backs away from buying Warner Bros. Discovery’s assets, Canadian passport fees are set to rise, Scream 7 crushes the box office, a massive Baywatch reboot casting call turns heads, Justin Timberlake moves to block release of his 2024 DUI bodycam footage, and we hit quick updates on Zendaya–Tom Holland marriage chatter, 3D‑printed homes in California, and more.