Movies N Sh*t

It’s that time of year again! And you know what that means... it’s time for another classic Christmas movie commentary! So grab a hot cocoa and get ready for helicopters, hookers, drug dealers, mercury switches, 80s homophobia, Danny Glover whispering, Mel Gibson alternating accents, Endo induced electro-shock torture, neck breaking leg locks, long range sniper shots in high winds, and a lot of weird ass father-daughter vibes. You’re not too old for this Movies N Sh*t Lethal Weapon commentary. So go ahead and press play and get your holiday season started off right.

It’s that time of year again! And you know what that means... it’s time for another classic Christmas movie commentary!   So grab a hot cocoa and get ready for helicopters, hookers, drug dealers, mercury switches, 80s homophobia, Danny Glover whispering, Mel Gibson alternating accents, Endo induced electro-shock torture, neck breaking leg locks, long range sniper shots in high winds, and a lot of weird ass father-daughter vibes.  You’re not too old for this Movies N Sh*t Lethal Weapon commentary. So go ahead and press play and get your holiday season started off right. 

Patrick and Kelly (mostly Patrick) analyze the new, definitive(?) version of fan favorite Rocky IV

Since we ran out of time for our proposed Halloween Special, we kick off this episode with a recap of what we watched during the spooky season (3:15) before diving into the highs [Dune] and lows [Last Night in Soho] of the more current Movies We’ve Seen (21:23) since last time segment.  TV Talk (57:38) focuses on Only Murders in the Building, amongst a few others.  We discuss the recent tragedy on the set of Alec Baldwin film Rust during the Entertainment News (1:06:34) portion of the show, as well as some lighter issues.  This edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:17:12) centers on the films of Denis Villeneuve, after a brief but necessary shout out to sort of Astronaut William Shatner.  Finally,  Patrick provides a Hidden Gem (1:27:59) that his mom likes.  All that, plus Kelly ragging on old white theater goers.  What more could you ask for?

This is no time for a lengthy podcast episode description… we have James Bond shit to talk about!  And after a short tribute to the late, great Norm Macdonald and a brief synopsis of what we’ve been up to since last time, we do just that, delivering before and after coverage of No Time to Die [Spoiler Alert] for your listening pleasure (11:58).  If you haven’t seen the most recent Bond flick yet, you can safely skip ahead to Movies We’ve Seen (53:25) since last time.  Or you could skip even further ahead to TV Talk (1:18:52) or even Entertainment News (1:26:39) but don’t skip too far ahead or you’ll miss all of the fun conversations, including one about William Shatner actually going into space.  Obviously this edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:42:03) is the Daniel Craig James Bond edition.  And finally Patrick provides an espionage Hidden Gem (1:45:59) before Louis Armstrong plays us out because we don’t have all the time in the world to podcast.  But don’t worry… Mov

It’s another episode of Movies N Shit, and we’re here to talk some shit about Star Trek before we cover the Movies We’ve Seen (5:15) since last time.  And there’s a bunch of ‘em — Stillwater, Reminiscence, The Suicide Squad, some older flicks, plus Kelly’s greatest single-day movie watching accomplishment and our favorite piece of fan feedback yet!  TV Talk (53:00) includes Dave, The White Lotus, The Movies That Made Us, and Woodstock ’99.  In Entertainment News (1:17:53) we cover the Nirvana Nevermind cover lawsuit, the Southpark guys’ big payday, and even a brief convo about Amazon’s upcoming Lord of the Rings series!  This edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:33:36) revolves around the Star Trek movies of the original crew.  And as always, we close out the episode with another pair of Hidden Gems (1:42:36). All that, plus Kelly kills a spider to save Patrick and we finally give our listeners an official title! Merchandise is coming; be on the look-out!

In this monumental and wholly satisfying episode, we talk for 20 straight minutes about movie ratings, movie bridges and penis representation on film before we even get to the Movies We’ve Seen (22:08) since last time, including F9, Space Jam 2: the Inferior One, and the dated and problematic West Side Story.  TV Talk (1:34:39) includes Dave, Mythic Quest, The White Lotus and more!  Entertainment News (1:47:38) centers on the passing of all-time great Richard Donner, as does this week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:57:02).  We close out the episode with another pair of Hidden Gems (2:11:48), and send you off feeling like superheroes.  Apologies to the Tolkien Estate… we’ll be discussing the upcoming Lord of the Rings series on Prime during a future episode.

In today’s episode, we set a new podcast record by taking for a solid hour about the Movies We’ve Seen (4:22) since last time, with all kinds of soul-feeding digressions into the genre of Netflix background movies, the repetitiveness of origin stories, the delusional nature of human beings, trilogies and Steven Spielberg in the ‘80s, and just how fucking great it is to see movies in person with other people.  We then take a quick detour into TV Talk (59:44) and The Friends Reunion before covering a little Entertainment News (1:09:48) and Denise Richards’s career performance in Tammy and the T-Rex.  This week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score features all 9(?) of Quentin Tarantino’s films (1:27:22), Patrick and Kelly present a pair of Hidden Gems (1:48:09), and Bo Burnham plays us out with the best content that came out of COVID lockdown.  Apologies to Chance Bostick… we’ll be discussing the new anime Lord of the Rings series next episode.

Pop quiz, hot shots, there’s a commentary about a movie about a bomb on a bus. It’s a movie where Keanu Reeves drops adrenaline fueled f bombs, Dennis Hopper holds telephones in the most unnatural way imaginable, Sandra Bullock pulls gum off her seat, and everybody in the LAPD gets fired. That commentary is available right here, right now. What do you do... what do you do?  (Don’t shoot the hostage, just have a listen)

Pop quiz, hot shots, there’s a commentary about a movie about a bomb on a bus. It’s a movie where Keanu Reeves drops adrenaline fueled f bombs, Dennis Hopper holds telephones in the most unnatural way imaginable, Sandra Bullock pulls gum off her seat, and everybody in the LAPD gets fired. That commentary is available right here, right now. What do you do... what do you do? (Don’t shoot the hostage, just have a listen)

In this landmark episode of Movies N Shit, the fellas discuss the correct viewing order of the Fast and the Furious series before talking Movies They’ve Seen (3:59) since last time, both back in the theaters and at home.  TV Talk (33:25) includes thoughts on shows with 26 episode seasons as well as Marvel shows and a return to the OC, bitches!  Entertainment News (50:26) kicks off with Indiana Jones casting updates before devolving into a discussion about parallel universe casting crossovers between the Die Hard and Lethal Weapon films.  Finally, Guess That Rotten Tomato Score features Guy Ritchie films (1:12:59) and Patrick presents this week’s Hidden Gems (1:34:07).  Apologies to the millions of Lord of the Rings fans who tune in each week… we ran out of time.

The Oscars sucked this year, but that didn’t stop us from recording our annual Oscar Special! 

This time on Movies N Shit, the fellas talk a lil’ shit about therapy, Ridley Scott, and the Beverly Hills Cop series before discussing Movies They’ve Seen (14:02) since last time, with a special emphasis on the Snyder cut of Justice League (34:37).  TV Talk includes thoughts on the Grammys, Derry Girls, and the NCAA tournament (56:24) and  Entertainment News (41:11) includes notable losses, upcoming trailers, and a brief discussion about the 2021 Oscars (1:21:07).  Then it’s on to this week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score yet, DC Extended Universe Edition (1:27:31).  As always, things wrap up with a pair of Hidden Gems (1:38:56) you’ll be glad you checked out after you finished listening to this podcast.  Apologies to our many Lord of the Rings fans… an in depth discussion about the Lord of the Rings reunion with Stephen Colbert has been rescheduled for episode 40.

This time on Movies N Shit, the boys reminisce about the pre-COVID, golden era of Adam Sandler before discussing Movies They’ve Seen (10:00) since last time.  TV Talk includes thoughts on the sobering Allen vs Farrow documentary as well as a brief discussion about superheroes and aliens (30:00).  Entertainment News (41:11) kicks off with the reopening of Movie Theaters in LA!  Enjoy a brief recap of the Golden Globe winners (53:16), if you want to, but honestly, who cares?  Then it’s on to the most personal Guess That Rotten Tomato Score yet, Kelly’s Childhood Toys Edition (1:02:41).  As always, things wrap up with a pair of Hidden Gems (1:12:42).  Due to time restraints, an in depth discussion about the Lord of the Rings reunion with Stephen Colbert has been rescheduled for episode 39.  Stay tuned.

On the Movies N Shit 2-year anniversary episode, the boys discuss how cannibalism is problematic and highlight some listener feedback before engaging in a lengthy discussion about Movies We’ve Seen (11:16) since last time. TV Talk includes a fun new show about aliens (52:06); Entertainment News (1:03:22) includes notable losses, new trailers, and the impact of COVID on production and distribution.  Enjoy a brief Golden Globes preview (1:27:39) before the latest Guess That Rotten Tomato Score, Alien Edition (1:45:33).  Then, as always, we wrap up with Hidden Gems (2:02:00) to get you through those cold, lonely nights.  Special shout-out this week to our newest listener, Ted Hackmann.  You really are our newest listener, and we can’t wait to have you on the pod when we record our Dances with Wolves commentary. 

This week on Movies n Shit, the fellas talk briefly about Kelly’s dreams and one of Patrick’s many unproduced screenplays before diving straight into a lengthy segment of what we’ve seen since last time (9:25).  TV Talk primarily revolves around Marvel’s Wandavision (56:55), there’s a nice, little Entertainment News update (1:07:28), and then your regularly scheduled Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:18:43), Terminator Edition.  This episode concludes with an in-depth conversation about a very special Hidden Gem (1:46:49), highly recommended by Patrick.  Highlights from today’s episode include a conversation where your hosts solve the water-based math problem from Die Hard with a Vengeance, plus a brief discussion about the nature of pure evil.  Enjoy!

A broken what? I don’t know what’s scarier... John Woo making the movie Broken Arrow or the Movies N Sh*t guys doing a feature length Broken Arrow commentary

A broken what? I don’t know what’s scarier... John Woo making the movie Broken Arrow or the Movies N Sh*t guys doing a feature length Broken Arrow commentary

We begin our 2021 podcast season with notable errors and listener feedback from 2020 (3:54), as well as our first ever edition of listener Kevin’s Pitch!  Then, it’s a deep dive into Movies We’ve Seen (10:15) and boy, have we seen a lot since last time.  Highlights include a nostalgic look back at the Blockbuster era and a final recap of movies for the holiday season.  We carve out a little bit of time for TV Talk (54:29) but mainly we just gush over the karate soap opera of our time, Cobra Kai.  We also offer an update on Entertainment News (1:18:05) before presenting to you with an impossibly fun Mission: Impossible edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:40:32).  As we did throughout 2020 and will continue to do in 2021, we conclude today’s conversation with a couple of Hidden Gems (1:46:49) to keep you entertained until you can finally get vaccinated.    The Movies n Shit podcast… Wow, what a Difference!

On the 12th day of Christmas, Hans Gruber gave to Nokatomi -- 12 terrorists in a building.  The listeners have spoken and Die Hard is definitively a Christmas movie, so welcome to the party, pals!  It's the ultimate Christmas movie commentary of the all-time action classic. Joyful, Joyful, we adore this flick -- the gun fights, the banter, the Christmas music, the Euro-trash, both Special Agent Johnsons, the lens flares, the heart to hearts with Sgt. Al Powell, and the........... cigarettes.  We love it all, and so will you.  So sit down, take off your shoes and your socks, put on your headphones, have a watch and a listen while you make fists with your toes.  All things being equal, we'd rather be right here with you than in Philadelphia.  Merry Christmas.