Movies N Sh*t

You know how time is the fire in which we burn? Well, join us as we spend a couple hours burning in sweet sweet Star Trek cinematic glory as we talk through the only real Star Trek Christmas movie. Papa, thank you for the doll, she's very beautiful.

You know how time is the fire in which we burn? Well, join us as we spend a couple hours burning in sweet sweet Star Trek cinematic glory as we talk through the only real Star Trek Christmas movie. Papa, thank you for the doll, she's very beautiful.

In this week’s edition of the best movie podcast you’ll ever lay your ears on, Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 5:22, TV Talk at 37:27, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 56:39.  Then it’s time for another edition of What the Hell Did He/She Just Say (Not Like This)? at 1:15:00 before Patrick notches a near-perfect score in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:20:10 and fumbles his way through a Martin McDonagh edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:23:36.  Hidden Gem recommendations start at 1:29:45 and episode highlights include discussions about death, actors who have always been old, Star Trek courtroom episodes, the greatness of Cate Blanchett, non-risk takers, Ireland on film, the end of Halloween, masculinity through sports, and most importantly - the unusual ways that the Star Wars and Lord of the Rings series evolutions have mirrored one another in the prioritization of scheduling over story and how that has impacted Patr

In this week’s edition of the best movie podcast you’ll ever lay your ears on, Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 8:22, TV Talk at 51:55, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:18:41.  Then it’s time for Patrick to once again share his self-proclaimed gift in a brand new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:39:50 and a James Cameron edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:42:47 before your latest Hidden Gems recommendation at 1:51:41.  Episode highlights include discussions about licenses to kill, becoming independently wealthy so we can own a movie theater, triple and quadruple features and how Burbank is the best place to experience them, unofficial Star Trek trilogies, whether James Cameron will continue on as the movie-making King of the World, the darkness that you don’t remember from Pinocchio, the darkness that you didn’t know about in Armie Hammer, the storytelling legacy of Kevin Smith, a brand new edition of Patrick’s Pitch, ranking sho

Our latest episode features Armageddon talk, James Bonding talk, a brief discussion about the worst professionally made movie Patrick has seen in recent memory, Star Trek fan-hood, a 5-star review of Disney’s Light & Magic, a shout-out to long-time friend of the podcast Mike Mann, and early thoughts about Amazon’s Rings of Power (no spoilers, recording was completed before the 2-part episode premiere).  Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 9:47, TV Talk at 41:59, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Stuff at 1:03:06, before another edition of WTF Did They Just Say?/Not Like This at 1:21:30.  Then it’s on to a brand new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (where Patrick “totally redeems himself” from the embarrassment of his episode 52 attempt) at 1:26:22, and a special Wolfgang Peterson edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:30:05).  Finally, the fellas wrap things up with a heart-felt tribute to Nichelle Nichols at 1:50:15.

Comin' at ya like a tank through St. Petersburg, it's the first-ever James Bond Movies N Shit commentary of Goldeneye!  If you like 007, the 90s, or movie commentaries about 007 in the 90s, then look no further... Re-experience the flick that brought Bond back to audiences after his longest-ever hiatus, with the added bonus of two dudes talking in the background about fun stuff like whether or not it's possible to assassinate someone by crushing their lungs with your thighs.  Don't miss out on the Bond adventure that provides bungee jumping, internet spiking, double crosses, EMP explanations, fantastic model work, gadgets, gals, several helicopters (some that fly), Tina Turner, Robbie Coltrane, and even Minnie Driver singing in a Russian accent!  This is the Bond movie commentary onatopp of all the rest!

Comin' at ya like a tank through St. Petersburg, it's the first-ever James Bond Movies N Shit commentary of Goldeneye!  If you like 007, the 90s, or movie commentaries about 007 in the 90s, then look no further... Re-experience the flick that brought Bond back to audiences after his longest-ever hiatus, with the added bonus of two dudes talking in the background about fun stuff like whether or not it's possible to assassinate someone by crushing their lungs with your thighs.  Don't miss out on the Bond adventure that provides bungee jumping, internet spiking, double crosses, EMP explanations, fantastic model work, gadgets, gals, several helicopters (some that fly), Tina Turner, Robbie Coltrane, and even Minnie Driver singing in a Russian accent!  This is the Bond movie commentary onatopp of all the rest!

On today’s episode, the boys tip their hats to the late, great James Caan and investigate a lost sequence from Return of the Jedi, available now on youtube, before diving into some treasured Listener Feedback (10:13).  Movies We’ve Seen (17:58) since last time include further discussions about Top Gun: Maverick, another edition of Patrick’s Pitch, Marcel, Minions, Thor, Nope and more!  TV Talk (1:02:07) includes the guys’ collectively gushing over the latest masterwork by Nathan Fielder, The Orville, and other pretty good stuff too.  Entertainment News (1:14:49) includes Los Angeles movie theater updates and Kelly shutting down Patrick’s attempts to talk about movie trailers prematurely.  Then Patrick embarrasses himself in a new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:40:00) but “totally redeems himself(!)” in a special Patrick’s 4-star Letterboxd movies edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:45:58).  Lastly, your hosts provide you with two fantastic Hidden Gems (1

Last time, we were the bride; this time, we’re just a wife.  But we still have just as much enthusiasm as we did for episode 50.  This time, we cover reactions to the many Movies We’ve Seen (13:51) since last time, from shaming Patrick’s girlfriend Jess for not loving the new Top Gun movie to Patrick’s mom shaming his dad for loving A Fish Called Wanda, and everything, everywhere in between.  TV Talk (1:16:18) includes shows that recently wrapped up like Atlanta and Obi-Wan Kenobi to shows in full stride like Stranger Things, Strange New Worlds, and The Boys.  In Entertainment News (2:03:16) we pay tribute to Ray Liotta and talk upcoming stuff before premiering our first-ever segment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:18:21) and presenting another segment of What The Hell Did They Just Say? (2:23:48), Dogma edition.  Finally, we bring you a Jurassic World edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:29:40) and another Hidden Gem (2:34:00) before signing off until next time. &nbs

For our first ever 50th episode, we’ve pulled out all the stops!  This milestone installment of Movies N Shit begins with Patrick administering to Kelly the ultimate movie lovers quiz (6:33) - courtesy of Brett Goldstein, permission pending. Then Kelly covers the Movies We’ve Seen (1:31:39) since last time with the exception of a single Star Wars movie marathon that Patrick recently undertook and discusses.  TV Talk (2:05:46) includes positive watch experiences like The OC and Friday Night Lights, as well as painful watch experiences like Picard and everything else in between.  In Entertainment News (2:21:41) we pay tribute to the hilarious Gilbert Gottfried and the incomparable Bruce Willis before covering some fun new games for movie fans and teasing a potential future segment where Kelly tries to stump Patrick on movie release years.  A Rocky II edition of What’s That Movie Line? (2:35:49) leaves us delightfully confused and a Michael Bay edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:39:

Welcome to (the Movies N Shit special commentary episode of the classic action spectacle) The Rock!  Join us for Kelly’s favorite — time travel — as we journey back to 1996: a simpler time when big, tent-pole action flicks had (almost) no CGI.  Seem crazy?  Not as crazy as an incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.  All that plus Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris each delivering a performance worthy of getting to go home and f*ck the prom queen.  This is how action movies were meant to be made.  And this is how The Rock was meant to be seen — with Patrick and Kelly talking over it.

Welcome to (the Movies N Shit special commentary episode of the classic action spectacle) The Rock!  Join us for Kelly’s favorite — time travel — as we journey back to 1996: a simpler time when big, tent-pole action flicks had (almost) no CGI.  Seem crazy?  Not as crazy as an incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.  All that plus Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris each delivering a performance worthy of getting to go home and f*ck the prom queen.  This is how action movies were meant to be made.  And this is how The Rock was meant to be seen — with Patrick and Kelly talking over it.

We don't talk about the Golden Globes... no, no, no.  But we do talk about the Oscars, and this year's Oscars was lengthy and full of surprises.  Some wonderful surprise wins, and then one or two surprises that weren't so wonderful but will definitely be discussed for a long, long time to come.  Get your Oscar fix right here, right now.

Welcome back for another edition of Movies N Shit!  We launch today’s episode with some listener feedback regarding our Lethal Weapon Christmas commentary episode (2:50).  A thorough discussion about The Batman highlights the latest installment of Movies We’ve Seen (5:55) since last time, then TV Talk (44:34) includes discussions about Picard, Winning Time, and more!  In Entertainment News (1:03:18) we pay tribute to the man who brought us Six Days Seven Nights, present the definitive take on the Mandela effect as it correlates to 2008’s The Bucket List, and provide some documentary recommendations on how you can educate yourself on the stock market, which is important for movie watchers and non-movie watchers alike.  A brand new Jack Nicholson’s Joker edition of What’s That Movie Line? (1:34:29) precedes this week’s Ivan Reitman edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:41:30) before your regularly scheduled Hidden Gem (1:48:49) to wrap things up until next time. Special shout out to l

Tell us something... You ever listen to a Movies N Shit podcast commentary in the pale moonlight?  Well, here's your chance.  Join us as we travel back in time to 1989 when Batman first hit the big screen in all it's Burtonesque glory.  You wanna get nuts?!  Let's get nuts!

Tell us something... You ever listen to a Movies N Shit podcast commentary in the pale moonlight?  Well, here's your chance.  Join us as we travel back in time to 1989 when Batman first hit the big screen in all it's Burtonesque glory.  You wanna get nuts?!  Let's get nuts!

Small town hero Ed Rooney kicks off episode 48, along with another edition of What’s That Movie Line? (1:33).  Then Patrick listens as Kelly discusses Movies He’s Seen (14:34) since last time, and gushes over subtitle-laden flick, The Worst Person in the World.  But don’t worry, Patrick contributes to TV Talk (54:49) with some heartfelt shout-outs to Cobra-Kai and a verbal essay on the plot-driven vs character-driven narratives of genre television, and Entertainment News (1:36:21) with a hopeful shout-out to Moviepass.  Wrapping things up, it’s a This Year’s Best Picture Oscar Nominees Edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:21:31) and your regularly scheduled Hidden Gem (2:31:45) courtesy of Patrick.  All that, plus Kelly promises, ON AIR, to watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy with Patrick.  And that’s a verbal contract, he can’t take that back, he can’t take his verbal consent back, he said it, he consented by saying it, so end of deal, okay, end of story, sorry, Kelly,

Originally published May 2019. Republished January 2022. In this week’s episode, we tackle the entire Marvel universe movement, specifically - Avengers: Endgame.  But first, we tackle recent shit we’ve seen [6:38], talk movie news - highlights include: ridiculous theatrical adaptations of movies, shit about Game of Thrones, Star Wars weddings, and crying fans [12:10], we take our first “fan” phone call [24:34], and then (finally) give the definitive take of all takes on the Avengers series [28:30]… spoilers begin at [34:05] cause that’s where we start talkin’ time travel, story beats, and Robert Redford before inevitably descending into madness.  All that, plus so many shout outs and a hidden gem movie recommendation at the end(game) [102:31]

As usual, there’s a lot to talk about so the boys dive right in with Movies We’ve Seen (3:00) since last time… spoiler alert - there are a whole bunch of them.  After discussing Spider-Man, Spielberg and some other meta shit, it’s finally time for TV Talk (51:21) including discussions about MacGruber, Star Wars and Star Trek fatigue.  In Entertainment News (1:36:09) we pour one out for some absolute legends who’ve passed on since last time as well as early Oscar talk and the evolving Vegas geography of 90s classic, Con Air.  Finally, Movies N Shit presents a special Spidey edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:04:11) before Patrick provides yet another Hidden Gem (2:09:36) for your viewing pleasure.  All that, plus a super relatable story about In N Out and Rob McElhenney, shout out to It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

After a brief but passionate discussion about spoilers, the guys exchange final thoughts about the Daniel Craig /James Bond era (7:00) and where the Craig installments fit into the overall 007 filmography.  Then it’s on to Movies We’ve Seen (48:21) since last time.  TV Talk (1:18:25) includes favorites like Yellowstone and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia as well as more recent stuff like Maid and The Shrink Next Door, plus Patrick starts to worry about the upcoming Amazon Lord of the Rings series.  In Entertainment News (1:38:39) you’ll find tributes to the entertainers we’ve lost since last time as well as some shows and movies that have fallen by the wayside before Kelly and Patrick warm things back up with a quick discussion about Christmas flicks (1:48:27) and another special Holiday edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:58:06).  Lastly, Patrick provides an unconventional Christmas-time Hidden Gem (2:04:14).  All that, plus an amazing story about Patrick’s friend Justin a