Internet Party

This may be our last episode of the year and there's just a whole lot of fuckery going on in this one. We tried staying on topic but we fall off course in true Internet Party fashion. Please subscribe and give the gift of Internet Party to a friend this holiday season.

What's up youtubers? It's Christmastime in the city and we're having fun. The boys decide that it might be to time to put a stop to any talk surrounding Kanye West, plus another installment of Christmas banger of the week. There's also a topic that may or not be problematic but you'll have to listen to the episode to find out what that might be.

Dior Jordan's are the talk of the town right now, and the boys discuss them in graphic detail. We've got a new segment called "Christmas Banger of the Week" and there's no shortage of fuckery in the episode. We apologize for the delay. We're still a little hungover from Thanksgiving. Enjoy.

Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese (?), and pumpkin pie. It's all there for the taking this week, and whether you're going back to your parents house or staying in your respective town/city, you'll need a guide to get you through the coming days. There's awkward conversations to be had and old flames to rekindle. Maybe you want to have a little "fun" with the turkey before it goes in the oven. John is here to tell you how to do that. And that announcement you've been waiting for? It's here. Strap in. Enjoy your commute back to your hometown. Happy Thanksgiving.

Harry Styles came through SNL in some outfits that only he could pull off, and we discuss a disturbing video clip from an episode of "Hey Arnold."We've also got meme of the week, a new contender for juiciest ass in the stratosphere, and a conversation about Da Baby.

Back like we never even left. We've got Drake at Camp Flog Gnaw getting booed and John and Brad obviously have differing opinions. A cat doing time busts out of general population to free his friends and gets sent to solitary, plus a google docs revelation and the new bionicle crocs from Kanye. Strap in.

Once again the internet has become utterly obsessed with chicken sandwiches. Both hosts of this show sat down on Sunday after enjoying the holy grail that is the Popeyes chicken sandwich and recorded this episode. They sat down and got into a fairly heated argument over what normcore is exactly and Brad gets extremely horny on Main. If it's two days late it's gotta be internet party. Enjoi.

This episode was released late because of what happened on Saturday night. We even recorded this one earlier than we usually do. Happy Halloween. Tell your friends about us.

We've got a voicemail extravaganza for you this week and an argument about whether or not listening to music while you have sex is a good thing to do. A longer than usual episode that is definitely worth your time. It's Monday and we're having fun.

You know we talk that fit talk. Pharrell's clothes in GQ are discussed in GQ and we get into why this episode was so late this week. Shia in Givenchy is also touched upon plus we've got meme of the week, Lebron in China for dummies and a new Crank Corner.

You know that sweet spot you can sometimes find yourself in the morning after a night out? You're hungover but have a serious case of the giggles? That is this episode in a nutshell. We've got a lot to talk about - mainly the fact that Glenlivet is trying to get that Gen Z market locked down by putting scotch in tide pod form. Zion's new Jordan shoe is out and it's trash, plus Will Smith released a Bel-Air clothing line and some cat nutted five times in one evening. Incredible. Strap in and let's party.

On the precipice of October and Halloween, the boys talk about a story from The Cut titled "The Watcher." It's creepy as hell and not recommended reading before bedtime. Kanye West was supposed to release an album this weekend but didn't get around to it and Tom Holland signed on for another Spiderman movie after originally getting nixed from the MCU. We also discuss the Off White rebranding and dive into a voicemail regarding Burger King at the airport.

Go ahead. We know it's late. At this point you can't be surprised. But hear us out for a moment - the reason the epi's are always late is because we're cooking up tasty pods and flavor takes time. Plus we go back to a simpler time when ebaumsworld ruled the internet. Everyone loves ebaumsworld. In 33 we also cover Jonah Hill being rumored to play the penguin in an upcoming batman movie, we revisit a controversial topic, and strip battleship is the hottest game that you never thought to play. Sorry we're a day late with this one. Enjoy it and see you at some point next week.

After a week long hiatus that feels more like a few months, we're back with our first ever guest, Dave Brown. He's the CEO of Shine Papers and he was nice enough to spend and hour with us and talk about entrepreneurship, the birth of 24K Gold rolling papers, all things Kanye, and a whole mess of other stuff. We had a lot of fun with this one. Sit down and enjoy because if it's a day of the week....it HAS to be Internet Party.

Listen - we're two days late. But absence makes the heart grow fonder right? Or is it distance? In any case, it was a long weekend and there was stuff going on (i.e. drinking on patios and sleeping late). But that doesn't mean this episode is a waste of your time or isn't good. We've got meme of the week, crank corner, sasha obama, and a voicemail that is sure to get people riled up. Call 312-508-3694 and leave us a voicemail. Most weeks we put the best voicemails we get on the pod. Tell your friends about us and enjoy the show today. Sorry it's late.

John prepares himself for his first day of work in five months and Brad recaps a birthday dinner with a waitress who wasn't willing to split the bill for him. We've also got an update from Popeyes Corporate (still no chicken sandwiches available) and the pod gets heated during a debate about Michigan and Michigan State football. We finish the episode with some crank corner and a voicemail about a guy who we're not positive is real.

The Blue Angels were flying over the city this past weekend and the boys absolutely loved it. A place called the Chicago Playpen is discussed and how girls get invited onto those boats each weekend in the summer. We also dive into meme of the week which we haven't done in a while and discuss incels/why Simon Cowell looks like a lizard now. There's a bunch of stuff going on in the episode - sorry it's late again. The funny thing is we actually did record this on Sunday. Brad was just too busy having sex to edit and upload it to our shared drive so here we are. Enjoy it, baby.

Brad had a late train getting back into Chicago on Sunday night so apologies for being a day late and a dollar short. This was still a solid episode though and we swear there are some new developments with the podcast coming by next month. All marshmallow lucky charms are discussed, as well as Wendy's spicy nuggets, a WNBA brawl, and that one time on Twitter when a guy had relations with a McChicken. Strap in and tell your friends. We're live on a Tuesday.

We don't want to lie to you- this episode is really all over the place. There's lots of off-topic rambling and John gets onto a tangent about how all of us secretly want to know what pee tastes like. We're talking A$AP finally being freed from prison in Sweden, all things Lollapalooza, and shoe drops that Brad lost out on. In between all of this is just general fuckery that we both think you'll enjoy. Strap in and tell your friends. We're back and we're extremely online.

The boys are back with yet another slapper that is sure to make you tight in all the right places. Talking Chance's new album, Drake wearing dri fit Nike tees from the clearance rack at Marshall's, the Internet Party vs Mason Ramsey beef, and a conspiracy theory that the world ended in 2012. If it's Monday, you already know it absolutely has to be gd mf INTERNET PARTY. To quote Nic Cage in "Gone in 60 Seconds" - "Let's ride."