Internet Party

Whoever made the new CATS movie decided that they should be sexy and John thinks it's weird if you don't want to have relations with them. MCU dropped a bunch of new stuff on us and John and Brad argue whether or not serious actors want to take roles as Marvel characters. They also talk a horrible dinner experience from last weekend, A$AP Rocky's imprisonment in Sweden, and breakdown an email from a listener about a relationship she's having on Hinge.

An alligator was spotted in a lagoon on the west side of Chicago last week. Its presence has gripped the city and we broke down the entire saga, including a vigilante hero known only as Alligator Bob. It wouldn't be Internet Party without our typical rambling though, so if you're looking for non-gator content we've got you covered on that front as well. Enjoy.

FULL STRENGTH PODINGTON! The USWNT won the World Cup and they need to start getting paid more. Kawhi gets traded to the Clippers and all hell breaks loose on Twitter courtesy of some guy named Arye Abraham. Also get in a little J. Cole discussion and of course talk Popeye's for a little bit.

John does his best to do another mini episode without his beloved cohost. Kids are licking Blue Bell ice cream tubs and then putting them back in freezers at grocery stores, the fourth of july is a pain in the ass if you have to drive anywhere, and the the spiked seltzer bubble is about to burst.

Brad is in Madison all week so John took the reigns all by himself and talked hand dryer rankings, the GOAT of movie music, offsides in soccer, and people over the age of 45 being booted from Instagram.

We answered some of your voicemails and got into a pretty good discussion on a would you rather. That toothless kid from Stranger Things has a new show coming out that seems quite mean, and John admits to not washing his legs properly while in the shower.

Brad gets a strange but intriguing spam text message and Drake has a watch that allows him to tell everyone how horny he is. We're talking Chernobyl influencers, Jonas Brothers hype, Big Toblerone Energy, and so much more.

The boys sit down to introduce a new segment called "Meme of the Week" and smash the cancel button on QB's chugging beer at sporting events. Also discussed was a little big toblerone energy, towel usage at the French Open, and how grilling becomes a hobby in your late 20s. Strap in.

It's an episode full of low energy bits. Sorry, guys. Brad returns from a trip to Atlanta and it is officially street festival season in Chicago. John discusses big tiddied anime women and the guys dive into some voicemails. Problematic emojis are debated quite heavily which lets you know that we are now definitely into summer sports radio topics.

After a week off the boys are back recording during Memorial Day Weekend. Has Drake become the most annoying fanboy on Earth? Celebrities being praised for their sartorial elegance is discussed and later completely debunked. A new segment called "Is It Problematic?" is released to much fanfare and John tries to convince Brad that a BK mukbang is exactly what they need to become relevant. Also introduced on today's episode is a new hotline number (312-508-3694) which the boys encourage you to call at any time.

Brad and John sit down last minute on Monday evening to record this bitch. John tries and fails to make a relevant anecdote about Mad Men and Brad finally gets a W on a pair of Cactus Jack's. It's yet another episode of rambling nonsense that is sure to delight both longtime fans and newcomers.

There's a whole lot going on during today's episode. We talk The Summer of Brad, Wendy's spicy chicken nuggets, yeehaw cowboy culture, and Burger King "real meals." This was a fun one mostly because we didn't stay on any one topic for more than a few minutes. Stick around until the very end for a special outro brought to you by One Punch Man. Enjoy it, youtubers,

We're talking outfits from the draft this week and how far we've come since the four and five button suits of the early 2000s. Brad has also moved out of John's apartment and we give y'all a seriously epic life hack that you won't want to miss. Scheduling note - we are moving to Tuesday's until GoT is over. That's just the way it has to be. Sorry.

For 24 hours, Brad and John had successfully solved racism in America. Then Leonardo DiCaprio v.s. Trey Songz happened. The gang talks patio season and how no one goes to work on Friday's during the summer in Chicago. They also talk Robert Kraft and the video of him getting cranked off which is set to be released in the coming days. There's a whole mess of other topics on this one as well including but not limited to Jack Ma/Alibaba, alt-right idiot Mike Cernovich, Avengers spoilers, and Donald Glover's garbage shoes.

The most ambitious crossover event of the modern age. John flies to Austin to pod with the Circling Back crew. Topics include the Women's Amatuer at Augusta National, a short lived basketball discussion, and a special edition Crank Corner. It's an episode that will go down in the annals of podcasting history (although we really wish Brad could have joined us for it). Enjoy.

We know this episode is extremely late. We're sorry, okay? You're getting Low Energy Duda and to be honest Brad doesn't sound much better. The good news is we won't always be this hungover. We introduce a new segment called "The L God", talk setting up a date with a random, and discuss how boring a Texas Tech/Auburn National Championship would be. Subscribe, rate, and review. Tell your mf friends too.

We're back to full strength with another slapper. The guys sat down hungover as shit to discuss the first and second rounds of the big dance and what it would mean for MSU/UM to meet in the Final Four. They also watched a Netflix doc about how shitty teens are to one another on IG and discovered that masturbation clubs for men are gaining steam around the country.

Brad was out of town last weekend so John recorded an episode on his own. This was supposed to be released on Monday but John has no idea how to edit a podcast. Please excuse his incompetence.

A woman from NYC took to Craigslist last week to ask users how she should get revenge on her cheating boyfriend. The responses ranged from disgusting to incredibly disgusting, and Brad and John spoke with her briefly to get her side of the story and what she has in store next. An explosive, one of a kind episode and Internet Party's first ever guest. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this one.

Mahershala Ali is a confirmed black man. The boys discuss his past as a college basketball player and defend Jos. A. Banks. The crank corner gets weird per usual and John talks about people at bars/restaurants who vulture over large groups that have valuable table space.