Red State Update

Robin Williams, Mickey Rooney, James Garner-- Is the Red State Update Podcast killing celebrities left and right? Jackie & Dunlap investigate. PLUS: Jackie Broyles vs. Devil Worshippers, Darkseid vs. Lex Luthor, Rand Paul vs. Jeb Bush (Weasel vs. Mushface), One Day at a Time vs. Diff'rent Strokes, Blacks vs. Obama, Barney Fife vs. Ferguson, Public Enemy vs. The New 52. Sponsored by Miss Phillips Kiddie Pillows ("Will Pay For Gas & Two Meals To Border") & Peanut Pockets Restaurant ("Please Return To Your Homes").  

Obama's goin' Back 2 Iraq! Plus Tennessee election results, Lamar Alexander, Stacey Campfield, ISIS, Death Race, Cowboys and Aliens, Leprechaun, Lonesome Dove, and My Way vs. He Stopped Loving Her Today. Sponsored by Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable and Sullivan's Auto Parts.

Jackie and Dunlap on Obama's plans to weaponize Ebola, how it's weird to agree with Donald Trump, Jackie's advice for the Republican party, impeachment vs. lawsuits, Israel vs. Gaza, Sullivan vs. McKinley, and Sarah Palin Channel. Sponsored by Dr. Birdman and The Jickie's/Sullivan/McKinley Peace Summit.  

Jackie & Dunlap on Diane Chambers, Rockford Files, Jickie's, Jockie's, preppers, playgrounds, Obama bathroom library, Netflix, Noah, Russell Crowe, Danny Glover's family, Quigley Down Under, foot fetishes, Skinny Beer, and Starbucks Refreshers. Sponsored by Ladyboots and Sullivan's Auto Parts.

Jackie and Dunlap on the Israel Gaza Crisis, the Border Kids Crisis, the Ukraine Plane Crisis, the ISIS Crisis, the Casey Kasem Crisis, and the James Garner RIP Crisis.  Also the Chattanooga Stripper Mork Card Debacle. Sponsored by Coley's Christian Cinemas Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Coley's Christian Cinemas Cut, and McKinley's Air Conditioning. 

Special Edition!   Sponsors: Sullivan's Auto Parts and McKinley Air Conditioning.

Jackie and Dunlap have a recap of Dr. Birdman's Hurt Bird Fourth of July Freedom Feeling-Better Fest and Don Jeckyl Jr's Big Bang Blowout Fireworks Display, although Jackie can't say too much for legal reasons. Sponsored by Dr. Birdman and Don Jeckyl Jr, but only kind of, because they're in jail. Also Hobby Lobby. 

Jackie and Dunlap do another good You-Ask-'Em, where they tackle your questions from Facebook and Twitter. Thanks for askin' 'em! Included: Mexico Attacks, Racist Names, Jackie's Market History, Masturbating Candidate, Windmill Eagle Beheadings, What's Wrong With This Country, and many more! Sponsored by Dr. Birdman's Hurt Bird Fourth of July Freedom Feeling-Better Fest ("Big Lots Parking Lot") and Don Jeckyl Jr's Big Bang Blowout Fireworks Display ("Little Lots Parking Lot").    

Jackie and Dunlap on ISIS in Iraq, racism in sports, and beards on Fonzie. Also Campin' Buddies, Mad Buddies, M*A*S*H, Trapper John MD, Mary Tyler Moore, Hee Haw plantation sketches, and theme song placement. Sponsored by Slott Juice Red White and Blue Juice ("Patri-Slott-ic") and Reo McElroy's Freedom Water.  

Jackie & Dunlap on Father's Day, Dad Movies, Satanism, Tom Hanks, Tom Hiddleston, Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr., NWA, Ice Cube, Republican Fundraisers, Hot Stuff The Little Devil, Bewitched, Harry Potter, Occultism, The Devil, Highway to Hell, plus Eric Cantor, the Cooter Connection, Daddy Bush Skydive, a little Iraq, a little Rick Perry.  Sponsored by Jim Beavers Who Works For Comcast Cable ("Third Watch") and Heatherglen Springs Woods ("New Drive-Thru").

Jackie and Dunlap on Bowe and Bob Bergdahl, Obama Math, and the Duck Dynasty Bible. Sponsored by Peanut Pockets Steakhouse ("Since 1954") and the Murfreesboro Museum ("Miss Phillips' Kitty Pillows Exhibit").

Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary's new book Hard Choices, which is obviously a rip-off of George W. Bush's Decision Points. Plus Karl Rove called her "old and stale", which leads to a discussion on crackers. Clip of the Week is now in your court, so you have a lot of work to do diggin' around YouTube, and you better get to it.  Sponsored by Three Sticks of Candy ("Possibly coyotes now") and Pregreeters ("3 Stix O' Can-D").

Jackie's on the floor on his napping towel with a pinched nerve and hopped up on Dilaudid and Percocet and Valium. The show, however, must go on, even if it's a podcast.  The boys talk about the VA scandal, Memorial Day, and the Murfreesboro dude who had sex with an ATM machine. This episode may not always make perfect sense or use words that exist or are audible, but we're dedicated. We're dedicated. Sponsored by 3 Sticks of Candy ("Watch out for the rabbits!") and Elmer's Jewelry ("Lado de la Plaza.")

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Hillary's health problems, Karl Rove's medical opinions, and Operation American Spring. Sponsored by Three Sticks of Candy ("Three is Six Wednesdays 3-6") and The Squatting Winker.

Jackie and Dunlap on Israeli spies in Al Gore's bathroom, Joe Biden's chances in 2016, Moonies vs. Hare Krishnas, leaflets vs. documents, and Matthew Broderick.  Sponsored by Jim Beavers Who Works For Comcast Cable ("Dracula") and Longhornz Dance Parlour ("Mother's Day 2-For-1s").

Jackie and Dunlap report the latest on the Hosewater racism scandal, Obama's plans to undermine Jesus/soldiers with Star Wars, Bundy Ranch infighting, and senior citizen marches on Washington. Brought to you by Three Sticks of Candy ("You Know The Jingle!") and Slott Juice Hose ("The Hose Juice That Isn't Racist").      

Jackie and Dunlap on Cliven Bundy, Don Sterling, and the current state of old white racist guys.  It's hard for two white guys to talk about racism without being racist, so whenever they dig themselves a hole, they pull up Fred Thompson's Twitter to lighten the mood.  Sponsored by Hosejuice. Plus an explanation from Dom Podge's Tax Whiz.   

Jackie and Dunlap on Hillary Clinton: Is she faking shoe attacks and grandbabies to garner sympathy? Plus don't forget to write the George W. Bush Museum at Bush43media@nara.gov or tweet them at @GWBLibrary and let them know we want to come there and podcast there and eat at the cafeteria there! This episode went up a little early so you'll still have time to see Dr. Birdman's special Easter extravaganza, Hurt Bird Resurrection. If you miss it at Jackie's parking lot, it'll be at the Big Lots parking lot two hours later. Bring your kids for the big Sick Egg hunt! Proceeds go to get Hurt Bird to that specialist. Also sponsored by Slott Juice. Not sponsored by Coley's Christian Cinema's Godbox or Hosewater but we talk about them a lot, so if they want to send us $25 that'd be cool with us.

Jackie and Dunlap celebrate their 75th episode by laying on a couch, enjoying a pot of Miz Tindall's Special Spaghetti, and talking about the Gospel of Jesus's Wife, the lady who threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush and his 2016 Hopeful Pals (Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee and Rand Paul).  Clip of the week is either Shotgun Red and Ralph Emery again, or maybe Mrs. Columbo. Sponsored by Hosewater ("New Hosewater Lite! For People On A Diet.") and Dom Podge's Tax Whiz ("In Nevada Sabotaging Federal Cow Stealers")  

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the paintings of George W. Bush, our greatest president/artist. They also make a plea to the George W. Bush Library to let them come and podcast from there (they'll podcast quietly.) Also: Fuzzy Obamacare numbers, Supreme Court upholds freedom of speech/rich people, David Letterman's retirement, Jackie's crush on Ellen Degeneres, Putin's sway with Republicans, Longhornz Dance Parlour's Gay Night, Murfreesboro Museum's popcorn, the Uncle Remus Mystery Hour, and the Trilogy of Art in the Murfreesboro City Hospital Waiting Room. Clip of the Week: Ralph Emery & Shotgun Red sing "Friendship" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRNKqHQxn2I Sponsored by Hosewater ("New Flavors") and Gracesayers ("Let's All Bow Our Heads").