Red State Update

Jackie presents his new favorite songs of the seasons, "Jingle-O The Brownie" and "Little Klinker" by Tennessee Ernie Ford.  Dunlap has some questions. Also: Christmas goodies, Christmas food, Christmas leftovers, what'd you eat on Christmas?, and Christmas. Sponsored by The Christmas Cottage and the Murfreesboro Playactors' Club production of A Tuna Christmas, starring Bill Berrynutt and The Talking Christmas Gift.

Jackie and Dunlap present "The Dracula Got Ebola Christmas Special"   Join Dracula, Batty, and many more as they learn the real meaning of Christmas. Songs, fun, and laughs! A new Christmas tradition is born! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Bonus holiday episode! Jackie and Dunlap play DJ and take you through all their favorite Christmas songs ever that they did.  All music and production by William Sherry Jr. That's crazy! Thanks, Blu! Includes:  Christmas In A Beer Joint, Christmas On The Farm, Christmas On An Island With A Martian and Gorilla, Christmas Crow, Santa's Lap, Christmas Dance, I Don't Feel Like Fuckin' This Christmas, Too Sick For Christmas, Sick Cripple Christmas Baby, Divided Nation Christmas, Vaporizer For Christmas, Christmas Kisses, Ole Time Country Simple Christmas, Merry Twismas Part Twoo, A Visit From Santa/In Santa's Time of Dying. Songs available on iTunes (some), CDBaby (many), old podcasts (a few), streaming services (a good amount), and YouTube (we think all?) Merry Christmas! Willie's Roadhouse.

Jackie & Dunlap on the torture report, Cheney mean face, favorite Christmas films, the Baby Jesus Hotel, and the Yuletide blues. Sponsored by Mushem's Department Store ("Guess What's In The Talking Christmas Gift") and Christmas Cottage ("Teach Your Children a Lesson").    

Jackie and Dunlap on black people in Mayberry, an all-female Andy Griffith reboot, Charlie Daniels' Twitter, police, protests, peppermint bark, Pearl Harbor vs. 9/11, Obama doesn't care about bird feces, and it's time again for Pearl Harbor Day in Mr. Cotter's Room at Heatherglen Springs Woods. Sponsored by Hattie's Lotions and Turkey Dick's Car Wash.

Jackie and Dunlap on Thanksgiving, swords vs. knives, Benjamin Franklin's stand-up act, Rand Paul's Coalition of Weirdos, grumpy Snapple man, the new Star Wars trailer, and not talking about Ferguson (much). Sponsored by Mosey's Car Wash and The Christmas Cottage.  

Jackie and Dunlap talk on Hee Haw Babies, Jerry Clower School of Comedy, holograms, hawlograms, deviled ham, deviled eggs, cans as cups, Hell, God's back, Cosby Mysteries, King Obama, Thanksgiving conversation guide, impeachment, Hot Stuff, devil worshippers, racists, rapists, Tom & Jerry, Bob Culp, Barbara Billingsley. Sponsored by Farmboy ("Farmboy!") and Wesley Press Tutoring ("Two Dumb Kids for the Price of One-and-a-Half"). Happy Two Year Anniversary, y'all! Thanks for still listenin'.

Jackie and Dunlap on Fortunate Son, the Lee Greenwood Corps, Opryland, Opry Mills, conspiracy theorists, 9/11, John Cougar Mellencamp, smoking singers, early dinner, Chinese buffets, enemy food, and See & Say. Sponsored by Mr. Leaky ("Do Not Watch the Leaked Mr. Leaky Commercial, signed Nashville Lawyers") and Farmboy ("Real Life. Unlived.")  

Jackie & Dunlap weigh in with their thoughts on the Republican victories in the recent midterm elections. Sponsored by Wesley Press Tutoring and Farmboy.  

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the Republicans' chances for the upcoming midterms, whether working in a car wash is better than digging a ditch, and why you should never listen to a nurse. Sponsored by Mr. Leaky and Mirabella Gennessey.        

Jackie and Dunlap are still working on their soon to be smash hit "Dracula Got Ebola", so they play their Halloween hits of yesteryear (last year): "The Haunted Goat," "The Day All The Monsters Came To Church And Got Saved," and "I Fingered A Skeleton." Then there's all this talk about secession and Honey Boo Boo and purple people eaters and legends of wooley swamps and devils going down to georgias. Sponsored by Rooster Curtains & Hattie's Lotions, Creams, and Salves ("Nobody Can Say No To Hattie's").

Jackie & Dunlap pull back the curtain for a special behind-the-scenes look at a Red State Update songwriting session. Hear the beginnings of their sure-to-be-hit single, "Dracula's Got Ebola!" It's like being in the Brill Building if people in the Brill Building wore hazmat suits. Sponsored by Mr. Leaky ("No Ebola People") and Gracesayers ("Introducing the Help-Me-God Squad").

Jackie & Dunlap on Ebola. Listen from a safe distance and wash your hands after. Sponsors: Mr. Leaky & High Dollar Cookies.

Jackietron & Old Man Dunlap take a look back at the past 1000 episodes. Sponsors: Tee Tee Slott, Skunky's  

Jackie dies.

Time jump! Flash ahead to the Final Episode, as Jackie and Dunlap fill you in on the final days of Murfreesboro from the safety(?) of Jockie's Bunker. Find out what burned! What's still standing! Who are the Too Many Mayors? Learn the fate of Tee Tee Slott, Don Jeckyl Jr, Peanut Pockets Steakhouse, Dom Podge, Wizardbeards, Skunky's, Reo McElroy and the McElroy Boys, Wiretower's Washed Jars, Wet Breads, Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable, Dr. Birdman, Jimmy, Johnny Greenstreet, the escaped prisoners, the Pregreeters, Miss Phillips, and pretty much the whole mess of 'em! Who gave the Three Speeches that saved Murfreesboro? What is the final outcome of the Sullivan/McKinley War? WHERE IS GHOST/HURT BIRD? Thanks for listening to almost 100 episodes, y'all! What happens now?

Jackie and Dunlap on Obama's fight with ISIS in Iraq, and Palin's fight at a party in Alaska. Plus Jackie's message to America, Dunlap's plan for the Republicans, What's Your Favorite Race?, and Zimmermanwatch! Sponsored by Snakeheads and the Bible.  

Jackie and Dunlap do another, final You-Ask-'Em! YOU told us what to talk about! WE talked about it! OR avoided talking about it and went off on a weird, rambling tangent. Plus Crisis at the Murfreesboro City Fair! And the latest on Johnny Greenstreet and Dr. Birdman's attempts to rescue Hurt/Ghost Bird. Sponsored by Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable and The Squatting Winker. 

Obama's got a tan suit, no strategy, and doesn't believe it's WWIII. WRONG WRONG WRONG! Jackie and Dunlap are here to set the record straight. Also Labor Day, Boat Police, Retired Jackie, James Bond, Jack Ryan, Dave, the Act Right List, Black Reagan, and Vaughn Meader.  Sponsored by Johnny Greenstreet's Get Out! ("Not Rescuing Hurt Ghost Bird") and Tee Tee Slott's Murfreesboro Bottled Water Association's Murfreesboro City Fair ("Next Week!")

Jackie & Dunlap on Harry Reid vs. Asians, Kevin Sorbo vs. Ferguson, Big Boy vs. Burger King, Jackie vs. Hamburglar, & Dunlap vs. Charles S. Dutton.  Sponsored by Dr. Birdman's Free Hurt Bird Rally and smaller Free Jimmy Rally, and The Tee Tee Slott's Murfreesboro Bottled Water Association's Mayor's Office/Coley's Christian Cinemas Peace Screening (Of Possibly "Blended.")