Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap are still working on their soon to be smash hit "Dracula Got Ebola", so they play their Halloween hits of yesteryear (last year): "The Haunted Goat," "The Day All The Monsters Came To Church And Got Saved," and "I Fingered A Skeleton." Then there's all this talk about secession and Honey Boo Boo and purple people eaters and legends of wooley swamps and devils going down to georgias. Sponsored by Rooster Curtains & Hattie's Lotions, Creams, and Salves ("Nobody Can Say No To Hattie's").