Red State Update

Is Trump an evil genius or a blundering baby? Is Jill Stein crazy-useful or crazy-crazy? Is Mitt Romney being groomed or humiliated? Did Trump win the popular vote? Will Nazis show up to his rallies? Will he strip flag burners of their citizenship?  ALSO: Jackie discusses his ban on refugees from East Tennessee, and whether Mr. Drib is working at his behest to keep Dr. Birdlady and Nurse Jimmy out of his cabinet. Plus meet the children of Jackie's Cabinet! Truck Jeckyll, Little Cissy Rinseguard, Biscuit Baby, and Feral Christmas Cave Boy.   Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about President-Elect Ultimate Yankee Donald Trump and baby tantrums and his alt-right Nazi cabinet henchmen, former worst president ever Lame Duck Barack Obama, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, Never

Mike Pence goes to Hamilton and Trump gets mad on Twitter. Then Trump gets mad at Saturday Night Live. Then he invites all the media elite to Trump Tower and yells at Jeff Zucker and Wolf Blitzer. Then he settles a Trump University lawsuit.  Also he's filling his cabinet with crazy generals and human Nazi Garbage Pail Kids.  Also! Thanksgiving tips for getting along with your family in these divisive times! NASA! Rein Priebus! GD Paul Revere's Horse! Kick Duels! A Christmas Carol but dirty! Dunlap and Mayor Jackie Broyles discuss all this in "Dunlap News Journal," Dunlap's fake news organization.  And in "A Few Words From Murfreesboro Mayor Jackie Broyles", Jackie discusses the Klan, his new cabinet, a tough new stance on bird people, and the mysterious Mr. Drib. Dunlap has a few questions.   Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  No longer podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tenness

We tried to quit, but it wasn't easy with that sombitch Trump in the White House. It's President Trump now, and Jackie and Dunlap have some things to get off their chest in this sad angry post-election wrap-up. What about the rust belt? The rural South? The white people? WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE? And the men, won't anyone think of the men? Also: Rudy Giuliani as Secretary of State? Reinse Priebus as Chief of Staff? Steve Bannon as White Nationalism Strategist? Newt Gingrich as Joseph McCarthy? What about the protests? The hate crimes? The White House meeting between Obama and Trump? What's Mike Pence up to? Is gay marriage settled law? What about abortion? Will the Trump Kids get security clearances? When will he meet with Putin? Can Trump just be president of the internet? What about Benson, The Jeffersons, Max Headroom, and Jackie Chan?  I guess we ain't quittin' so we didn't have no sponsors today but we will on the next one.  Plus Jackie's Mayor and all that malarkey.

Jackie and Dunlap share a check-in with you as the election results shape up. Is Trump Winning? It looks like Trump is winning. Is it possible Trump is winning? John King keeps fingerin' that map and Trump keeps winning. Also! Mayor Jackie. Sponsors: The Law Offices of Nashville Lawyers Hot Chicken and Ghost Hurt Bird As A Man

Jackie and Dunlap on the tightening race between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, James Comey sayin' the FBI was looking into more Hillary emails, the loss of Curly Putnam, writer of "He Stopped Loving Her Today."  Is Dunlap more of a Steve Bannon or a Kellyanne Conway? Why is Jackie running for mayor? Who's dead in Murfreesboro now?  And are there really just two episodes left after this one? We're not sure, probably! We're not good at making plans.   Also: Twix Ghost vs. Twix Fun Size vs. Twix Egg. TWIX EGG IS BACK, IDIOTS!!! Sponsors: Nashville Lawyers' Market and Jim Beavers Formerly of Comcast Cable. Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, nevertrumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, polls and debates,

Podcasting from an allegedly soundproof bunker underneath Nashville Lawyers' Market in Murfreesobor, Tennessee, Jackie-dressed Dunlap and Dunlap-dressed Jackie discuss the bloody future of self-driving cars, test out various news apps, and discuss Clinton ducks, Obamacare flame-outs, and ISIS headlines.   Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Nut Bonnets and Nashville Lawyers' Market.   Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, nevertrumps and Bernie bros, Deplorables and RINOs, polls and debates, fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue

Jackie and Dunlap on the Melania Trump interview, a preview of the third debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, Trump's cries of rigged elections and voter fraud, voter intimidation and/or poll watching, more Billy Bush, more Access Hollywood bus tape, more "grab 'em by the--," are Rudy Giuliani, Chris Christie and Newt Gingrich worse than Billy Bush, Wikileaks. PLUS join Jackie and Dunlap for the tale of Crud's Funeral, an update on the Creepy Jackies terrorizing Tennessee, plus all the murders of all the people who look like Jackie Broyles nowadays.  And how is Church Accountant Dunlap's Ocean's 11 plan to heist the Mount Shepherd Pasture Church on Dead Relatives Day shaping up? Sponsors: Murfreesboro Police Department and I don't think Dunlap said one but maybe it's Marker and Hosh Funeral Home, not as good as Quiet Funeral Home but "We've Handled Some of the Wilder Ones."  Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and

Jackie and Dunlap on the civil war in the GOP, Breitbart vs. Paul Ryan, the second Trump vs. Clinton presidential debate in St. Louis, the next four years of trying to put Bill Clinton in jail, the Trump hot mic "grab 'em by the pussy" gross rape comments, should we empathize with Billy Bush, the death of the newspaper, the coming revolution after all the Hillary voter fraud, how to make Tic Tacs horrible, letters to the editor, mad Jeb Bush, which Republican primary candidates could have won against Hillary, and Obama wants to go to Mars.  Plus: Al Gore is Back! Hold the presses, Teen Beat! Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Nut Bonnets and Uncle Spiffy Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes.    Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Repu

There is some very bad news at the beginning. Then there are some press conferences. Then there are some sponsors, including Dilly Mulerider's Bonnet Nuts and Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes. Then there are updates on Crud, the Jackie Fleet Warriors, the Creepy Jackie Broyles sightings, doubles, dopplegangers, identity, and existence. Then Jackie and Dunlap watch the Vice Presidential debate and talk about Tim Kaine's baby voice, Mike Pence's bible face, two mushy-faced white guys talking about abortion and faith, Kaine's interruptions, Pence's laughing, how mad Donald Trump will be when he finds out what Pence said about Putin, and NOT TO MENTION the damn Wikileaks Hillary Clinton October surprise that Julian Assange turned into the sale pages from the local paper.  And then Alex Jones got so mad! That was funny.   Thank you kindly for watching! Subscribe to us over on iTunes and YouTube (http://youtube.com/travisandjonathan). Rates and reviews!  Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Mar

Jackie and Dunlap watched the first Trump vs. Clinton debate from Hofstra University, and they have a lot of thoughts, complaints, questions, and scaldin' hot takes. Mainly that Elon Musk has great timing when he starts talking about gettin' the hell out of here and goin' to Mars. PLUS! Jackie is incognito! The Murfreesboro City Fair was cancelled! Things are dire in Murfreesboro and no one is who they appear to be-- OR ARE THEY Sponsors: Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes Murfreesboro City Fair Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros,  fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you.  I mean "y'a

Daddy Bush says he's voting for Hillary! Reince Priebus threatens Republicans! Fat terrorist gets caught! Press finally turns on Trump! Skittles! Is Trump more Ralph Kramden or Barney Fife? Jackie and Dunlap discuss. Sponsors: Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes and Wizardbeards' Meditation Caboose.  

Hillary is sick! Is it pneumonia or every sickness known to man? What will the debate be like? What about the adult diapers? Whose blood waters the whatevers of liberty? The Yankee governor of Kentucky knows! Sort of.  Also: Who's in the basket of deplorables? Jackie and Dunlap probably.  Sponsors? Uncle Spiffy Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes and Dom Podge's Church Accountant School.   Podcasting from a bunker underneath Jackie's Market in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, liberals and conservatives, Never-Trumps and Bernie bros,  fake local sponsors, real national politics, pop culture and the 2016 presidential election. If you like sophisticated satire, nuanced political humor, and redneck shitkicking hillbilly country comedy Hee-Haw moonshine outhouse Blue Collar donkey cartoon face, this is the podcast for you.  I mean "y'all."

Welcome to our special 200th episode anniversary extravaganza. Labor Day is over! Trump up in polls! What's up in Europe? Sponsors! All this and much much more! Thanks to everyone who has been listening to this for so long, and putting up with it, and encouraging it, and rating and reviewing it, and Wikipediaing it, and especially to Peter. Theme song by William Sherry Jr.

Jackie and Dunlap on the National Anthem and Anthony Weiner. Also: Debbie Wasserman Schultz wins LOL.  Sponsors: Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes and Dom Podge's Church Accountant School.

Obama vacations instead of going to flooded Louisiana! Hillary is sick as hell and won't tell nobody! America keeps getting bored by all them Hillary scandals! Trump says hey to Black people! Jackie and Dunlap talk about all this mess, Lord help 'em. Sponsors: Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes and Church Accountant School.

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's plan to combat terror with Muslim tests and extreme vetting, Paul Manofort's ties to Russia and Ukraine, Trump's refusal to pivot, Roger Ailes doing debate prep with the Donald, and representation among Smurfs. Sponsors: Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes and The Fraternity of the Frequent Barker.      

Did Trump suggest 2nd Amendmenting Hillary? Or is the Crooked Media lying again? Is the election rigged? What about the 50 Republican security officials who think Trump is a bad idea? How was Trump's economics speech? Did he really kick that baby out? Does truth exist anymore? Is Rich Little still alive? Is Jackie ready to quit? Is he done tired of talking about the 2016 election and Trump and Hillary and Democrats and Republicans and the GOP and politics and Washington? Is that a sneaky way to put keywords in the description? All this and more on this week's Red State Update podcast! Sponsors: Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes and the Fraternity of the Frequent Barker.

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump and Russia, Trump and Khizr Khan,  Trump and the debate schedule, Trump and the NFL, Trump and the rigged election, Trump and naked pictures of his wife, Trump and... Look. It's about Trump, okay? It's all about Trump. Everything we talk about is Trump now. Everything we do is Trump. All is Trump. Trump Trump Trump. That's it. Trump. Period. Trump. Oh and also the woman who got squirted in the face by the pee pee toy in Murfreesboro. Sponsors: Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes and the Fraternity of the Frequent Barker.  

Jackie and Dunlap on Debbie Wasserman Schultz's resignation, the Russians' hack of the Democratic National Committee's emails, DNC plots against Bernie Sanders, the Democratic National Convention is underway, boos against Hillary, boos against Bernie, Reince Priebus gloats and has weird hair, the boringness of Tim Kaine and Mike Pence and who Donald Trump and Hillary should have picked as their VPs.  Also: is Roger Ailes running Trump's campaign? Is Debbie Schultz running Hillary's?  Sponsors: Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes and the Fraternity of the Frequent Barker. 

Jackie and Dunlap on the 2016 GOP convention in Cleveland. Trump is now officially the Republican nominee, and the boys still can't explain it. Plus: Did Melania Trump plagiarize her speech from Michelle Obama? General! Sheriff! Mayor! Chachi! Grieving Mother! Should Trump be allowed to play Queen?  Sexual harassment is gross. Roger Ailes sexual harassment is the grossest.  Gretchen Carlson and Megyn Kelly take a stand! Is Ailes out at Fox? Why do the Murdoch boys hate him so bad? The two sides of Newt Gingrich: crazy asshole and boring lecturing asshole. Sponsors: Spiffy Uncle Marlin's Haircuts and Handshakes ("New Jakkie beard scents!") and the Fraternity of the Frequent Barker ("Please stay.")